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Two weeks ago, Mickie James defeated Maryse in a singles match, but she shown that the psycho is still alive and kicking inside of her and last night on RAW, a Divas battle royal went down. Hometown girl Jillian, Rosa, Nikki, Brie and Beth all competed in the number one contenders match, leaving Kelly and Mickie standing. BUT as Kelly eliminated Beth, Maryse sprayed hairspray or something in the eyes of Mickie. Kelly and the ref didn't see this and Kelly nudged Mickie out of the ring to win.

Now I have this notion that Mickie James is gonna go back to her psycho heel ways and turn on Kelly Kelly for eliminating her in the match. We all know Kelly was oblivious to Maryse assaulting Mickie but Mickie doesn't know that! Maybe it's just wishful thinking, but I think Mickie James might be turning psycho sooner than we think!

Related Links: Mickie vs. Maryse | 7 Diva Battle Royal

Last night on WWE Superstars the team of Kelly Kelly and Miss WrestleMania Santina Marella defeated Rosa Mendes and The Glamazon Beth Phoenix! Despite the annoying antics of Santina, the match was really very good! Kelly gets better everytime she steps in the ring - definately check it ouT!

Welcome to NARCUSGFX's first live coverage of Monday Night RAW!

Vickie Guerrero, General Manager Of RAW said that her main event will not be ruined, therefore Batista, Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes and MVP will face each other tonight in singles matches to determine who joins team leaders [Randy Orton / Shane McMahon] in the main event. EXCUSE HER!

Kelly Kelly and Santino are backstage. Santino asks Kelly if she is excited to be teaming with his twin sister Santina Marella this Thursday on Superstars. Santina can't be on RAW however as she has SWINE FLU. How nice. He then makes fun of Vickie. Kelly then gets shooed off by Chavo.

Highlight the following to read spoilers of the WWE Superstars Divas match featuring Kelly and Santina - [Kelly Kelly & Santina def. Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendes. Kelly pinned Rosa after hitting the K2]

Big Show enters Vickie's office. The pair argue about Cena. Vickie makes Cena v. Show at Judgement Day. This segment was VEYR pointless. COGMENTALTE!

The Bella Twins run over to MVP saying they WUB The View and the Sherri lady - they talked too much. The ask MVP if he wants to go out tonight, he does, but he wants to win his match first. Nikki blows a kiss as RAW goes to ANOTHER ad break. Next is MVP and Cody Rhodes' match - Marci is majorly BUMMING Cody.

King announces a sing off. Jillian yells everywhere like "HI HI HI YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT! I'M GONNA BE SO GOOD!". OMFG, she so will be! She's facing off against Festus. Before King can finish his sentence, Jillian starts singing "If U Seek Amy". Festus can't sing, the bell then rings and he starts singing a sgon from Annie. The bell rings again and Jilly says "PICK ME! PICK ME!" but the crowd pick Festus. Jilly runs after King saying she needs another chance etc. etc. what a WUBBER!!!! This segment was very wubby. Then Miz ruined it by attacking Festus and chatting bullshit. Kthxbye.

Jared the subway guy is the special ring announcer for the next Divas match. Mickie flies out in her hawwwwwwwt WrestleMania attire. JARED seems to lady cum himself a little when he announces Maryse. Match four of the evening begins! Maryse flips her hair but is ASSAULTED by MICKIEWUB! Mickie gets the upperhand. LOU THEZ PRESS! Mickie is going psycho. Mickie misses a clothesline and Maryse shoves her into the fan barrier. Maryse covers Mickie for a two count, TWICE. Mary shows alot of attitude and locks Mickie in a chin lock. The pair trade elbows, Mickie dropkicks Maryse to the knees then face. Mickie gets on the top rope, Maryse kicks the ropes and throws Mickie off. Mickie hits Maryse with a DDT to pick up the win.

Chavo is backstage with Vickie. They talk about Santino, Legacy and Vickie's GM job. Chavo makes a decision for Vickie and she -____-'s.

RAW was pretty Divalicious tonight featuring the following WWE Divas;


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Yesterday, WWE.com placed up a new Maria photoshoot on their site. As you all know I'm not a fan of Maria or her shoots, but this one's different from the rest - I quite like it. Check out Maria tomorow night on WWE Superstars when she teams with Gail Kim to take on Michelle McCool and new SmackDown! Diva Alicia Fox!

Lilian Garcia, Kelly Kelly, Nikki Bella and Santina Marella today got the Spring Flowers treatment. It's always great to see the Bellas away from one another, so Nikki looks great in the new shoot. I dont like Kelly's shots - there's nothing spring like about them. Lilian 's is by far the best of any Divas yet. She looks like she's having loads of fun playing with bubbles and flowers! Santina Marella however, made me throw up a little in my mouth - 'nuff said.

Next WWE.com unveiled a beautiful Jillian Hall photoshoot. This is one of Jillian's best shoots. Definately check it out!

Maria - Pucker Up | Spring Flowers Part 2 | Jillian - Jammin' | Divas 365

So first off we see Melina, Kelly and Mickie walking backstage. RAW goes to an ad break.

As it returns we see Natalya, Maryse and Michelle in the ring. The RAW Divas then come out. Maryse and Michelle start arguing, Natalya tries to cool them down but the RAW Divas take them out. Mickie and Michelle get into the ring and start the match. The two put on an AWESOME fight! The match ends when Mickie flies from the top rope and gets a big boot in the face from McCool.

DIVA DRAFT PICK #1
Women's Champ Melina is drafted over to SmackDown!

Jeff Hardy runs in and attacks RAW's newest Superstar Matt Hardy, screwing his own brand out of a draft pick. The two fly away like idiotholes as a draft pick for RAW pops up.

DIVA DRAFT PICK #2
Divas Champ Maryse is drafted over to RAW

Maryse comes out and looks a bit pissed off to start with, but she soon smirks and acts her usual bitchy self, YAY!

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So dudes that is the end of the WWE Diva Draft 2009! HOWEVER, don't forget to check back here on Wednesday as we will be covering the supplemental Diva Draft!

Victoria, Torrie Wilson, Molly Holly, Miss Jackie and Sunny have been confirmed by Eve and Kelly Kelly for the Divas Battle Royal at WrestleMania 25! This means that there are two final places left in the battle royal! One will blatently be Trish Stratus and lets hope the other suprise one will be Lita or Luna Vachon!; but knowing WWE as of late, Santino Marella will be taking up the final place. BOO HISS BOO!

Check out our latest media update too by clicking here!

Underneath Kelly Kelly's Daily Diva picture reads;

"see Kelly Kelly take part in an 18-Diva Tag Team Match tonight on Raw"

So will this tag match be a complete mess like the last one, or will the Divas prove us wrong and give us an entertaining bout which lasts longer than three minutes?! We'll have to tune in to find out I guess!

On the 8th of February I placed a poll on the WWE Divas Gallery page ("If WWE wasn't PG, which WWE Diva would have been WWE's Playboy Covergirl for 2009?") and I decided it was about time to close the poll as WrestleMania is just around the corner! We had a total of sixty-four votes and want to thank everyone who voted! Check out the results table below to see who you thought would grace this years Playboy!



Maryse scooped up the most amount of votes, followed by RAW Divas Kelly Kelly and Melina. To view the breakdown of the pie chart, then click here!

Former boyfriend of Kelly Kelly and former WWE Superstar, Andrew "Test" Martin, has unfortunately passed away. Our hearts go out to his family and friends and we want to wish them all and wish Kelly Kelly sympathy in these rough times.

Traci Brooks and Tiffany both have new photoshoots and both really HURT our eyes. The assistant GM of ECW is sporting a MAJOR hippo face in this photoshoot! Tiffany's FACE looks completely different in each photo; she looks totally weird.

But OH, Traci Brooks!? Sorry wuber but your new photoshoot is about as attractive as Mae Young giving birth to a hand. Please refrain from hurting our eyes!!!

Also, WWE.com posted Kelly Kelly's Valentine's Day 2008 photoshoot on WWE.com, to check it out click here and here.

WELL it's clearly obvious in this new Kelly photoshoot that Kelly wants to be former Divas Champ and SmackDown!'s current dominant weirdy, Michelle McCool! The hair, the awkward poses and the clothes matches to Michelle's other photoshoots, which is weird. I usually like Kelly's photoshoots but this is paper bag worthy!

Kelly Kelly was recently on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show, and when asked about WWE bringing back the Bras and Panties Matches, Kelly replied, "No not any more. We're PG now".

To Whom It May Concern,

I don't know if it's just me, but really, why is there soo MANY ugly people in this world?! Like Velvet Sky says, we need to poke our eyeballs out!

But that's a discussion for another day!Unlike, last week, I'm not calling out whole companies telling them they suck like prostitutes. No, I'm in a better mood, thanks in part to Chinese New Year and the Royal Rumble. YAYA!Last night, I went to see Chinese New Year Dance/Singing Show at Radio City Music Hall. And let me tell you all, they had a dance just for me. The Dance of the Phoenix. That's right they had a dance just for this Italian Biatch. Anyways, these dancers were such wubbers, they were flipping, tumbling, and fighting with swords. They were true entertainers. I can even go as far as to think they would make great wrestlers. They took the fight to each other.

However, this Friday on Smackdown, Maria "took the fight" to Michelle McCool. Okay really? That wasn't cute. Now I'm not gonna join the trend of bashing Maria just for her horrible attempt at "retribution". That SCARY fish never COULD wrestle. She's always horrible. It's rather scary, how she STILL isn't good. I think WWE needs an interviewer and look at this, Maria needs a job she's good at. Perfect Match. Go interview. :)

Now,The Royals want to send our sympathies to Maria Kanellis. We feel RATHER horrible and terrible for her. She's really bad. Maria is what Jillian calls " TALENTLESS BITTCHES". We, Royals, have never had the chance to know how it feels to be talentless or to be a hooker. So we hope to never catch that disease. Marc, is that contagious like HEADLICE? Eww..

Well, whatever. On to more news, Kelly Kelly's sexual harassment. That's just bullshit. You have to be downright stupid to think that they are depushing her for not being in Playboy. Everyone has to lose a match, sometime. Raw is Melina and Beth central right now. Okay. And plus, if Mickie and Candice weren't stuck in the backstage, then one of them would have to lose.

Urgh. So there's rumors that Natalya is going to Raw and Kelly Kelly to Smackdown. Okay, SERIOUSLY? How gay would that be! They just had Kelly Kelly switch over from ECW because she didn't know what a contract was. o.O Keep her on Raw. Send Candice Michelle or Mickie James to Smackdown. They need something new for them. And by the way, send them to Smackdown as a HEEL. In my perfect opinion, send the Candilicious Go Daddy Queen, Candice Michelle to Smackdown heel. No doubt whatsoever, Gail Kim will come back soon and she will be face. So this would totally help out the heel department of Smackdown. But whatever!

Now to things that make us Royals so very Royalish! The Beautiful People attacking "Sarah Palin". Now Marc, do I get a Beauty? WOOOOO BEAUTY!! Excellent! Wonderful! A+! Oh everyone should look at them and STUDY them. STUDY THEM!!

Now onto Katie Lea Burchill as she is my favorite English..Scratch that. Second favorite. Marc is my favorite!! Her acting this past ECW was great. She should teach that Boogeysnot a lesson in classy wrestling!

Blah blah is all I have to say about Beth/Melina central. I can't wait for their match tonight at Royal Rumble. I want Melina as champ. BUT, I don't think tonight is her night. I want Rosa Mendes to interfere in the match and make Beth get DQ'ed. Eventually, I think the best way to get this whole storyline through is to have Beth become face. She's bound to get angry at Santino and Rosa. They are soo plotting against her. I say, have Melina be conspiring with them. Turn Melina back heel! And there you go. Mel doesn't have a gimmick as a face. She's better as a heel. Honestly, feathers don't equal a gimmick.

WHATEVER. It's now time to leave you all. Yes I know. It's sad since I didn't call anyone out this week. Wait, maybe, I should do something different this week. That's right, baby. A GROUP HUG!

This week, a big royal group hug goes to KONGTOURAGE! Raisha Saeed, Sojo Bolt, Rhaka Khan, and Awesome Kong are the wubbiest. Yes they are better than most of you. Just embrace it! ;)

HOLLERING!

Sincerely yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine, The One and Only Italian Biatch
(aka Marcella)
Yeah I'm too cool To know you Don't take it personal Don't get emotional

ALOT of websites have already reported or took notice of this so here we go. Rumour has it that RAW Diva Kelly Kelly is having her push cut, or de-pushed, just because the siren will not pose for Playboy. If you ask me this is totally ridiculous. WWE is now a PG show right? So why would they have a Diva prance around with no clothes on, posing for Playboy for all the little kiddies to see, I mean seriously. I'll hold my hands up if it's later found out to be the truth but to be honest I think it's the most retarded piece of news I've heard in ages!

Celebrate the New Years 2/3 days early as the dodo brains at WWE.com posted some brand spanking [ and some old ] photos of some of the WWE Divas in lovely [ and some scrabby ] gowns! The shoot includes unreleased photos of Melina, Jillian, Eve, Alicia Fox, The Bella Twins, Maryse, Maria and Tiffany and some previously seen photos of Kelly, Mickie and Candice. Jillian, Maryse and Melina all look the best out of the Divas shown in the photoshoot. To view the New Years shoot, click on either two snippit photos above to be redirected!

This year WWE unveiled a brand spanking new game, SmackDown! vs RAW 2009 with ELEVEN WWE Divas, the biggest Diva roster in a SmackDown! game to date. So, what better way *cough cough* to celebrate Christmas than having Kelly Kelly and Maria thump each other to a pulp on SVR09 in CHRISTMAS outfits!

You can download the outfits via the downloadable content. Click here to go to WWE's SVR09 DLC sub-site.

Okay so I decided to change the layout slightly again...this time featuring WWE Divas, Kelly Kelly and Alicia Fox from their Tribute To The Troops photoshoot! Enjoy and happy holidays!

WWE.com recently posted a Divas match for the upcoming PPV, Armageddon....And okay really? Why is McCool on the face Divas team, leading Kelly, the INJURED Mickie and the girl who she's been slapping around lately? I Blah, I hope Victoria, Natalya, Jillian, Maryse can pick up the win anyway! Goooooooooooooooooooooo heels!

I personally haven't seen the match yet, but I've read up about it and Beth Phoenix 'led' her team to victory and was the sole survivor after pinning Maryse. I made a signature of the SVR Surivor Series Diva match, as you can see above. It's not great but I like how it turned out.

What did you think of the match? Do you think Beth of really been the last Diva standing? Comment this post or let us know what you think in the cbox!