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Here we go again with TNA Knockouts versus WWE Divas!

This past Monday on RAW, the Divas Champion Maryse sprayed hairspray or something in the eyes of Mickie James to cost her the match.

After that TNA Knockouts Champion, Angelina Love updated her Myspace status to:

Angelina Love You can try, but you cant and you never will be TBP!!!at 6:40 19 May

Mood:imitated!

Quickly after this, she changed the status to the following, and then changed her mood again:

Angelina Love The Beautiful People- often imitated, NEVER duplicated!!22 hours ago from mobile

Mood:flattered! /

Mood:doesnt like pose/

Mood:posers suck!

Welcome to NARCUSGFX's first live coverage of Monday Night RAW!

Vickie Guerrero, General Manager Of RAW said that her main event will not be ruined, therefore Batista, Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes and MVP will face each other tonight in singles matches to determine who joins team leaders [Randy Orton / Shane McMahon] in the main event. EXCUSE HER!

Kelly Kelly and Santino are backstage. Santino asks Kelly if she is excited to be teaming with his twin sister Santina Marella this Thursday on Superstars. Santina can't be on RAW however as she has SWINE FLU. How nice. He then makes fun of Vickie. Kelly then gets shooed off by Chavo.

Highlight the following to read spoilers of the WWE Superstars Divas match featuring Kelly and Santina - [Kelly Kelly & Santina def. Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendes. Kelly pinned Rosa after hitting the K2]

Big Show enters Vickie's office. The pair argue about Cena. Vickie makes Cena v. Show at Judgement Day. This segment was VEYR pointless. COGMENTALTE!

The Bella Twins run over to MVP saying they WUB The View and the Sherri lady - they talked too much. The ask MVP if he wants to go out tonight, he does, but he wants to win his match first. Nikki blows a kiss as RAW goes to ANOTHER ad break. Next is MVP and Cody Rhodes' match - Marci is majorly BUMMING Cody.

King announces a sing off. Jillian yells everywhere like "HI HI HI YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT! I'M GONNA BE SO GOOD!". OMFG, she so will be! She's facing off against Festus. Before King can finish his sentence, Jillian starts singing "If U Seek Amy". Festus can't sing, the bell then rings and he starts singing a sgon from Annie. The bell rings again and Jilly says "PICK ME! PICK ME!" but the crowd pick Festus. Jilly runs after King saying she needs another chance etc. etc. what a WUBBER!!!! This segment was very wubby. Then Miz ruined it by attacking Festus and chatting bullshit. Kthxbye.

Jared the subway guy is the special ring announcer for the next Divas match. Mickie flies out in her hawwwwwwwt WrestleMania attire. JARED seems to lady cum himself a little when he announces Maryse. Match four of the evening begins! Maryse flips her hair but is ASSAULTED by MICKIEWUB! Mickie gets the upperhand. LOU THEZ PRESS! Mickie is going psycho. Mickie misses a clothesline and Maryse shoves her into the fan barrier. Maryse covers Mickie for a two count, TWICE. Mary shows alot of attitude and locks Mickie in a chin lock. The pair trade elbows, Mickie dropkicks Maryse to the knees then face. Mickie gets on the top rope, Maryse kicks the ropes and throws Mickie off. Mickie hits Maryse with a DDT to pick up the win.

Chavo is backstage with Vickie. They talk about Santino, Legacy and Vickie's GM job. Chavo makes a decision for Vickie and she -____-'s.

RAW was pretty Divalicious tonight featuring the following WWE Divas;


-----RAW LIVE COVERAGE HAS ENDED-----

Both myself and Marcella will be posting our thoughts on the Divas Draft this year later on tonight in a special Confessions of the Royal Valentine Twins.

So first off we see Melina, Kelly and Mickie walking backstage. RAW goes to an ad break.

As it returns we see Natalya, Maryse and Michelle in the ring. The RAW Divas then come out. Maryse and Michelle start arguing, Natalya tries to cool them down but the RAW Divas take them out. Mickie and Michelle get into the ring and start the match. The two put on an AWESOME fight! The match ends when Mickie flies from the top rope and gets a big boot in the face from McCool.

DIVA DRAFT PICK #1
Women's Champ Melina is drafted over to SmackDown!

Jeff Hardy runs in and attacks RAW's newest Superstar Matt Hardy, screwing his own brand out of a draft pick. The two fly away like idiotholes as a draft pick for RAW pops up.

DIVA DRAFT PICK #2
Divas Champ Maryse is drafted over to RAW

Maryse comes out and looks a bit pissed off to start with, but she soon smirks and acts her usual bitchy self, YAY!

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So dudes that is the end of the WWE Diva Draft 2009! HOWEVER, don't forget to check back here on Wednesday as we will be covering the supplemental Diva Draft!

The Divas of the WWE wait in anticipation for the upcoming WWE Draft which will take place tomorow night and all the fans and Diva fans are waiting to see if their favourite Superstars or Divas will be swapped around! So, today in this post, I will post my last nine predictions and draft picks I would like to see.

Draft Pick Two; Candice To SmackDown!
Everyone thinks its going to happen, even The Fink - Candice Michelle is going to SmackDown! Like quite a lot of the Divas at the moment in the WWE, Candice's character needs refreshed and she needs to be pushed back into regular action, instead of injuring herself all the time.

Draft Pick Three; Brie Or Nikki To RAW
The Bella Twins made up on SmackDown! and yes, WTF is that about? Well, maybe Nikki is being sincere or maybe she is pulling the wool over her sisters eyes OR it could be that WWE want us to wub the twins again so they can just break them up. I think one of the twins may go to RAW so that the twins can get an equal chance at being WWE Divas, instead of being known as 'one of the twins'.

Draft Pick Four; Jillian Hall To SmackDown!
The pop princess of the WWE, Jillian Hall has served her time on RAW I believe. She started out being as impressive as she was on SmackDown!, but ever since November of 2007, Jillian has NEVER won a singles match. The talented Diva jobs to everyone and is made out to be weak against opponents like Kelly Kelly; it's sad as Jillian is one of the most skilled women in the company. I think it's time Jillian had a push and SmackDown! is just the place for her to have that push. I think if Jillian goes to SmackDown!, a face turn could be the next best thing to happen to her.

Draft Pick Five; Rosa Mendes To ECW
If the Santina / Beth angle had finished by now, I would love to see Rosa Mendes along with Santino Marella drafted over to the land of extreme. I think Rosa could have some great matches with the current ECW Vixxens and make a great tag team partner for Katie Lea!

Draft Pick Six; Beth Phoenix To SmackDown!
Since Beth re-debuted on RAW, I always thought she would suit SmackDown! so much more. Why? I don't know, but I'd much rather see The Glamazon strut her stuff on the blue brand.

Draft Pick Seven; Melina To SmackDown!
In my first Diva Draft post, I said how I thought Maryse would go to RAW and take her title with her, if this happens then no doubt that Melina will head back to SmackDown! and take her Women's title with her. I really hope this happens, it'd be nice to see the SmackDown! Divas being taken more seriously with the Women's title on that brand. I think that if she moves to the blue brand, it's best if she is to return to being a bitchy heel and feud with Gail Kim.

Draft Pick Eight; Natalya To ECW
The only third generation Diva, Natalya, is currently a SmackDown! Diva, but rarely features on the show. I think that in the supplemental draft she will be shipped over to the show she's always on - ECW.

Draft Pick Nine; Eve Torres To ECW
This is just a random pick. I think now that Tiffany is General Manager of ECW, that more Divas will find a place on the brand, therefore be somewhat like a training ground for Divas-In-Training, like Eve.

Draft Pick Ten; Vickie Guerrero To SmackDown!
Last Monday Vickie Guerrero announced she was the new RAW General Manager, however, I think her luck, like always, will run out faster than she hoped. I think the draft will ship her back over to the blue brand and we will see her more pissy than ever.

Well that rounds up my Diva Draft predictions and the switches I would like to see. I think the likeliness of Divas being drafted tonight on RAW is like zero to none. I hope that the Divas get switched alot this year as it's time to see some new feuds and partnerships. Can I get a HOLLER? What's your thoughts on the draft?! Tell us in the cbox if you wish! :)

The Divas of the WWE wait in anticipation for the upcoming WWE Draft which will take place tomorow night and all the fans and Diva fans are waiting to see if their favourite Superstars or Divas will be swapped around! So, over today and tomorow, I will post a few predictions and draft picks I would like to see..starting with;

Draft Pick One; Maryse To RAW
The WWE Divas Champion, Maryse like alot of the Divas have come along way in such a short period of time, not only is she a Champion, but she can put on great singles match no matter who she faces, PLUS Mr McMahon himself loves her and what would be better than to have a brand new bitchy heel on Monday Nights, bringing a different style and new title belt with her? I'd say the chances of Maryse moving to RAW is pretty high!

So if you havne't heard already, each WWE show has a new General Manager. Vickie "EXCUSE ME" Guerrero announced she was now RAW's General Manager and last night on ECW, Teddy Long went to SmackDown! and Tiffany stayed on ECW to be the full time General Manager! I'm pretty shocked that Tiffany is ECW GM, I thought she would of started wrestling on the extreme brand or been drafted in the upcoming draft, to wrestle full time on SmackDown! or RAW. What do you think of this?!

Underneath Kelly Kelly's Daily Diva picture reads;

"see Kelly Kelly take part in an 18-Diva Tag Team Match tonight on Raw"

So will this tag match be a complete mess like the last one, or will the Divas prove us wrong and give us an entertaining bout which lasts longer than three minutes?! We'll have to tune in to find out I guess!

To kick off February, WWE has released two photoshoots; one of Candice and one of The Bella Twins. I don't really like Nikki and Brie's "Superbowl" photoshoot. Nikki looks hot but Brie and the outfits look stupid. However, Candice Michelle's new photoshoot "On The Rocks" is pretty awesome! It's different to most shoots as shock HORROR Candice is COVERED UP!

WWE.com also stated that Candice will be taking on Beth Phoenix tonight on RAW. Could this be the night our lovely Candycoated vixxen turns heel? If it is, here's how I see it happening. Rosa Mendes and Santino accompany Beth to the ring. Candice comes down and the match begins. I'd say Beth would win by DQ because Melina comes down and beats on Beth. Rosa thumps Melina CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT! Candice helps Melina away from Beth and Rosa before glancing over to the heels and taking Melina out. BAM! Candice aligns herself with The Glamazon, Rosa WEIRDY Mendes and Santino Marella.

It looks like the rumours were true as Trish Stratus showed up on Monday Night RAW! Santino issued a challenge to Cena; Glamarella versus Cena and another Diva...Cena chose Stratus! Trish looked really impressive during the match, but will she be there next week on RAW and if so, how long will she stay with WWE and if she does, will she break her own record and become an EIGHT time WWE Women's Champion?!

I'm not a big fan of Mickie or her photoshoots, but WWE posted a double set of photos today named 'Shimmering' featuring her Slammy award attire and a different attire. This is her best shoot in my opinion! Click on either photo to view the full shoot. Also, apparantly Mickie suffered a knee injury at last nights RAW. Let's all hope the former Champ gets better and turns heel again!

The rumours were very true; Melina returned last night on Monday Night RAW! The suprise was RUINED as the dodo brains behind the scenes obviously couldn't find Candice's tron when Candice was coming out, as Mickie stayed on the tron, then it went to Melina's name and stuck and then finally it came up with Candice's tron. Anyway, Melina looked great as she flung the heel Divas around. To watch the match then click here.

AYAYAYAYAYAYYA - from Marci

I personally haven't seen the match yet, but I've read up about it and Beth Phoenix 'led' her team to victory and was the sole survivor after pinning Maryse. I made a signature of the SVR Surivor Series Diva match, as you can see above. It's not great but I like how it turned out.

What did you think of the match? Do you think Beth of really been the last Diva standing? Comment this post or let us know what you think in the cbox!

Celebrate RAW's 800th episode with this god awful sixteen Diva tag team match;

Inside reports have said that the lackluster rating of Raw stemmed from the fact that viewers were switching the CHANNEL once Candice Michelle made her first one on one in ring comeback with Jillian Hall.

The rating of 2.6 has been a downright outrage within company lines. The backstage members of WWE have been said to be very upset. There's no concrete word about Vince McMahon's mood as of yet. But there have been reports that Mr. McMahon will be holding an emergency meeting with the WWE Divas.

What's going to happen with the Divas? Or they in trouble? Or is Candice Michelle going to get a verbal beating from the Chairman?

Furthermore, there have been reports that Candice Michelle has been visibly upset about her botching behavior. She has apologized repeatedly to the staff and divas for her "ring rust".

Hopefully, Candi will refind her wrestling skills. Let's not be too harsh to the Candycoated Diva, she was traumatized by her injury!

Highlight the following text below for tonights Monday Night RAW spoilers, which features the WWE Divas;

- Jamie Noble (with Layla) d. William Regal.

- Kelly Kelly, Mickie James, and Candice Michelle d. Jillian Hall, Katie Lea and Beth Phoenix. Michelle showed off her thong in celebration!

Highlight the following below for this Friday's SmackDown! spoilers, which also features the WWE Divas;

3. Maryse def. Maria

Following the match, Mitchelle McCool arrives and stares down Maryse.

6. Big Show vs. Vladimir Kozlow ends in a no contest after Vickie Guerrero comes out and says that she will not allow the match to happen. She demands that The Big Show get out of her ring and go home or he will be fined and suspended. She draws so much heat that she can't be clearly heard, as usual. She says that she will no longer let The Undertaker intimidate her; she will not allow it on SmackDown.

7. Brie Bella def. Victoria in dominating fashion.

And highlight the text below to read the spoilers for this Thursday's TNA iMPACT!, which features the TNA Knockouts;

(3) Awesome Kong d. Roxxi in a Bimbo Brawl. After the match ODB and Kong brawled again.

- Taylor Wilde won the first ever Beautiful People Beauty Pageant. The Prince Justice Brotherhood were the judges.

Credit - Gerweck.net