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Welcome to NARCUSGFX's first live coverage of Monday Night RAW!

Vickie Guerrero, General Manager Of RAW said that her main event will not be ruined, therefore Batista, Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes and MVP will face each other tonight in singles matches to determine who joins team leaders [Randy Orton / Shane McMahon] in the main event. EXCUSE HER!

Kelly Kelly and Santino are backstage. Santino asks Kelly if she is excited to be teaming with his twin sister Santina Marella this Thursday on Superstars. Santina can't be on RAW however as she has SWINE FLU. How nice. He then makes fun of Vickie. Kelly then gets shooed off by Chavo.

Highlight the following to read spoilers of the WWE Superstars Divas match featuring Kelly and Santina - [Kelly Kelly & Santina def. Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendes. Kelly pinned Rosa after hitting the K2]

Big Show enters Vickie's office. The pair argue about Cena. Vickie makes Cena v. Show at Judgement Day. This segment was VEYR pointless. COGMENTALTE!

The Bella Twins run over to MVP saying they WUB The View and the Sherri lady - they talked too much. The ask MVP if he wants to go out tonight, he does, but he wants to win his match first. Nikki blows a kiss as RAW goes to ANOTHER ad break. Next is MVP and Cody Rhodes' match - Marci is majorly BUMMING Cody.

King announces a sing off. Jillian yells everywhere like "HI HI HI YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT! I'M GONNA BE SO GOOD!". OMFG, she so will be! She's facing off against Festus. Before King can finish his sentence, Jillian starts singing "If U Seek Amy". Festus can't sing, the bell then rings and he starts singing a sgon from Annie. The bell rings again and Jilly says "PICK ME! PICK ME!" but the crowd pick Festus. Jilly runs after King saying she needs another chance etc. etc. what a WUBBER!!!! This segment was very wubby. Then Miz ruined it by attacking Festus and chatting bullshit. Kthxbye.

Jared the subway guy is the special ring announcer for the next Divas match. Mickie flies out in her hawwwwwwwt WrestleMania attire. JARED seems to lady cum himself a little when he announces Maryse. Match four of the evening begins! Maryse flips her hair but is ASSAULTED by MICKIEWUB! Mickie gets the upperhand. LOU THEZ PRESS! Mickie is going psycho. Mickie misses a clothesline and Maryse shoves her into the fan barrier. Maryse covers Mickie for a two count, TWICE. Mary shows alot of attitude and locks Mickie in a chin lock. The pair trade elbows, Mickie dropkicks Maryse to the knees then face. Mickie gets on the top rope, Maryse kicks the ropes and throws Mickie off. Mickie hits Maryse with a DDT to pick up the win.

Chavo is backstage with Vickie. They talk about Santino, Legacy and Vickie's GM job. Chavo makes a decision for Vickie and she -____-'s.

RAW was pretty Divalicious tonight featuring the following WWE Divas;


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Yesterday, WWE.com placed up a new Maria photoshoot on their site. As you all know I'm not a fan of Maria or her shoots, but this one's different from the rest - I quite like it. Check out Maria tomorow night on WWE Superstars when she teams with Gail Kim to take on Michelle McCool and new SmackDown! Diva Alicia Fox!

Lilian Garcia, Kelly Kelly, Nikki Bella and Santina Marella today got the Spring Flowers treatment. It's always great to see the Bellas away from one another, so Nikki looks great in the new shoot. I dont like Kelly's shots - there's nothing spring like about them. Lilian 's is by far the best of any Divas yet. She looks like she's having loads of fun playing with bubbles and flowers! Santina Marella however, made me throw up a little in my mouth - 'nuff said.

Next WWE.com unveiled a beautiful Jillian Hall photoshoot. This is one of Jillian's best shoots. Definately check it out!

Maria - Pucker Up | Spring Flowers Part 2 | Jillian - Jammin' | Divas 365

Well according to WWE it is! WWE.com have graced us with three new WWE Diva photoshoots today!



The first one is of ECW's newest Diva; Katie Lea! The british bombshell can be seen hanging out in an olde alleyway in her debut ECW attire. She looks fierce as usual! The second Diva is RAW's songbird and ring announcer, Lilian Garcia! Lilian looks awesome as she prances around the leather chair. The final photoshoot of the day is from William Regal's lovely lady friend, Layla! Now really, when doesn't Layla look hot? Layla looks amazing in the final photoshoot, which isn't a suprise. She can be seen sporting a sparkly sequin top with a long skirt and bitchy boots. She looks amazingggggg!

You read right dudes! The ONLY WWE Diva from the good ol' days [ excluding Lilian Garcia ] has announced her retirement...for real! Yeah yeah I'm ruining SmackDown! for you, oh well. Michelle defeats Victoria and after, Vikki announces her retirement from the WWE. Now, Marci had a thought that it might be a joke so that Victoria makes a special return with Gail Kim, but meh, we wish her the best of luck with Black Widow's Customs and everything and anything else this psycho biatch decides to do in her life! We will miss you Victoria!

Oohhh! Take a look at these three FOUR photoshoots WWE.com has recently posted. One is of Tiffany in her New Years gown and like I said before, she looks amazing. Tiffany actually graced us with two shoots, the second being her in a purple dress with two purple bows in her hair. It's by far my favourite photoshoot of any WWE Diva! She's just so wuby :|. We were also BORED with another boring Lilian shoot. Moving on, HAVE you ever wanted to see Vickie Guerrero NAKED?! Well now you can...sort of..as WWE.com posted some NAKED photos of SmackDown!'s newest SLUT! Check all photoshoots out by clicking on whatever one you wish to gawp at.

Today is the birthday of current WWE RAW Diva, Lilian Garcia. I'd just like to wish her a great day and a very happy birthday! :)

I've just added ten signatures to the gallery. Ashley Massaro, Candice Michelle and Maryse all have two signatures each, and Karen Angle, Beth Phoenix, Lilian Garcia and Joy Giovanni each have just one signature. As you can see to the right is a snippit of one of the Ashley signatures. Go to the gallery to check them all out!

I've just added seven new avatars to the gallery. They are of all the WWE Divas who participated in the 'boxing babes' photoshoot. To the right you can see the one of Melina! Go to the gallery to check out the ones of Eve, Jillian, Victoria, Lilian, Kelly and Layla!