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Brie Bella is the latest Diva to be featured in Diva Focus. Now the shoot is awesome; the poses, the hair, the outfit...wait what? THE OUTFIT? REALLY WHAT on earth posessed poor Brie to wear that nasty Pocahontas style jacket. The Royals say please refrain from wearing silly clothes bub, kthxbye.

I'm sure you're all aware that the WWE have signed two new female wrestlers to WWE Diva contracts! One of them - "Miss April" April Jeanette - and no they didn't find her out of a catalogue, Miss April is a wrestler! The other new signing, Carly, who was mistaken for Lacey Von Erich. But I had this weird thought, MAYBE that 'Yummi Girl' on Cryme Tyme's WWE.com show is Carly. There were reports of Carly being blonde and nobody really knows who 'Yummi Girl' is. That's my theory anyway! :P

- Brie Bella's Latest Photoshoot -

Oi, I was reading some news sites earlier and came across this on a myspace fansite. It was rather interesting. I don't know how much of it is true, but still, take a read.

Roxxi was recently released from TNA, and there is a lot of heat on Rhaka Khan over the firing as well as for her behavior. ProWrestling.net reports that Roxxi's termination can be traced back to a backstage incident that took place between the two. Khan was upset that she wasn't given enough to do in a battle royal match. When Savio Vega was going over the match with the Knockouts, he asked her repeatedly to turn down the music she was playing. She eventually complied, but when asked to join the rest of the group, she snapped at him and said she is tall enough to see him over everyone.

During the actual battle royal match, Rhaka apparently caught Roxxi with a flurry of stiff shots, and Roxxi returned them and Rhaka dropped to her knees and screamed, which was edited off TV. Khan headed backstage and complained loudly about the stiff shots, and said that the other Knockouts don't like her but she could "get real" with them.

ProWrestling.net reports that Roxxi approached Khan to smooth things over, but Khan wasn't interested. Khan was then overheard complaining to ex-boyfriend Kurt Angle that other knockouts were stealing her clothes and either destroyed or stole her laptop computer. Regarding the allegations of stolen clothes, one source cracked, "None of this has ever happened because who in the f--- would want them?" Angle has been seen blowing off her rants, but management still feels they are tight.

Khan and Roxxi eventually made peace, but neither were brought back to television. Khan hasn't appeared on TV since the incidents, but remains on the TNA website and has been flying herself to some television tapings in recent weeks.

The general feeling from sources who have spoken up is that Roxxi got a raw deal and Khan is getting away with her behavior due to her ties with Kurt Angle, although the two are no longer dating. Another incident was during a recent gauntlet match, where Khan was so upset about newcomer Madison Rayne being late for a spot that she kicked her in the head hard enough to cause temporary hearing loss.

I think it's really sad Roxxi is gone and to see Rhaka Khan, a Diva search reject with little talent, still with the company. I really liked Rhaka when she first joined. She was so different from any other female we'd ever seen, but this is really very sad. If she doesn't like the heat on her then please REFRAIN from staying with TNA and hogging the spot that more talented women could have. KTHXBYE!

What are your thoughts on this situation?

SO there is LOTS of photoshoots to get through, so let's start with "Shine It All Round" featuring Michelle McCool! I really like this shoot of Michy, it really shows her bitchy heel side.

If you're a fan of the TNA Knockouts Champ, Awesome Kong, then you will be pleased to know that the dominant biatch FINALLY has some studio photos and boy does she look IRATE in every single shot! Check them out or Raisha Saeed will no doubt come after you and blind you with her Syrian sand. Kthxbye.

WWE Divas Rosa Mendes, Alicia Fox, Mickie James and Jillian Hall grace us with new photoshoots also. Each Diva oddly shows a different side to their personality in these shoots; they're well worth checking out, each Diva looks great!

NOW, if you are into ugly people, lesbians, more ugly people and more lesbians, then you should definately check out the newest photos of Traci Brooks, Sojourner Bolt, ODB and SoCal Val. Don't get me wrong I wubers Val, Sojo and ODB, but honestly, those shoots are paper BAG worthy! AND OI Traci, you certainly did cross the line bub....you crossed the line and banged right into the ugly tree, getting SLAPPED by every single branch! Please refrain from trying to look sexy and trying to copy Trinity's old snaps with the WWE, as you fail miserably and look awful!

Natalya and her silly string recently graced us with two brand new shoots; one by herself and one with her boyfriend with the weird hair. I didn't like the mixed shoot, but she looked fierce in the solo one! Also one of our faveys, Tiffany, got a new shoot, but the poor dear looks photoshopped to hell in EVERY photo. BUTUH, someone who could of done with some photoshop treatment was Lilian Garcia. Now Lilian always looks lovely, however, this photoshoot was badddddddddd!

Oh and before I forget, Marcella wanted me to add that she is going to clothesline EVERY Diva and Knockout, why? I don't know, you will have to wait for her wuby confessions! Until then, later taters!

Traci Brooks and Tiffany both have new photoshoots and both really HURT our eyes. The assistant GM of ECW is sporting a MAJOR hippo face in this photoshoot! Tiffany's FACE looks completely different in each photo; she looks totally weird.

But OH, Traci Brooks!? Sorry wuber but your new photoshoot is about as attractive as Mae Young giving birth to a hand. Please refrain from hurting our eyes!!!

Also, WWE.com posted Kelly Kelly's Valentine's Day 2008 photoshoot on WWE.com, to check it out click here and here.

Yep yep it's true; the Dirrty Diva has been bashed YET again by immature idiotholes on her most recent myspace blog. Quite frankly this is making The Royals very ill. We rather barf then read these ridiculous comments posted to Ashley. We both lost respect for Ashley when she went savage on the 13 year old, but really, it's just getting really stupid and annoying now. Some SADDO even went to extreme lengths by making their own signature, which they posted on her blog;

So to all of the saddos out there, please refrain from making yourselves look more stupid and immature than you already are as you are making us feel VERY ill.

SO it's TRUE! The Royals are very devastated to announce the revolting news that Madison Rayne is infact the NEWEST TNA Knockout. After failing to look decent both times she stepped inside the TNA ring, we're pretty mad she's been hired. There's so many talented women out there who will probably never be given a chance like this, so Madi, please refrain from sucking! ALSO, Sarah Stock has also been signed to TNA. TNAWrestling.com announced a new line-up of rubbish t-shirts. Among them was one of our favourite monster, Awesome Kong! Strangely the t-shirt is BABY BLUE! What were they THINKING?


NOW, onto photoshoots! WWE's third generation nonno Natalya has graced us with an awesome photoshoot. She looks fierce; maybe because the shoot was taken before she put silly string in her hair. YEAH BABY! Jacqueline, Sojourner "ONLY MY MOMMA CALLS ME SOJO!" Bolt and Madison Rayne have all have new studio photos in their TNA Knockout profiles. Remember to click all the small photos to see the photoshoots and Kong's new t-shirt!