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Oi, I was reading some news sites earlier and came across this on a myspace fansite. It was rather interesting. I don't know how much of it is true, but still, take a read.

Roxxi was recently released from TNA, and there is a lot of heat on Rhaka Khan over the firing as well as for her behavior. ProWrestling.net reports that Roxxi's termination can be traced back to a backstage incident that took place between the two. Khan was upset that she wasn't given enough to do in a battle royal match. When Savio Vega was going over the match with the Knockouts, he asked her repeatedly to turn down the music she was playing. She eventually complied, but when asked to join the rest of the group, she snapped at him and said she is tall enough to see him over everyone.

During the actual battle royal match, Rhaka apparently caught Roxxi with a flurry of stiff shots, and Roxxi returned them and Rhaka dropped to her knees and screamed, which was edited off TV. Khan headed backstage and complained loudly about the stiff shots, and said that the other Knockouts don't like her but she could "get real" with them.

ProWrestling.net reports that Roxxi approached Khan to smooth things over, but Khan wasn't interested. Khan was then overheard complaining to ex-boyfriend Kurt Angle that other knockouts were stealing her clothes and either destroyed or stole her laptop computer. Regarding the allegations of stolen clothes, one source cracked, "None of this has ever happened because who in the f--- would want them?" Angle has been seen blowing off her rants, but management still feels they are tight.

Khan and Roxxi eventually made peace, but neither were brought back to television. Khan hasn't appeared on TV since the incidents, but remains on the TNA website and has been flying herself to some television tapings in recent weeks.

The general feeling from sources who have spoken up is that Roxxi got a raw deal and Khan is getting away with her behavior due to her ties with Kurt Angle, although the two are no longer dating. Another incident was during a recent gauntlet match, where Khan was so upset about newcomer Madison Rayne being late for a spot that she kicked her in the head hard enough to cause temporary hearing loss.

I think it's really sad Roxxi is gone and to see Rhaka Khan, a Diva search reject with little talent, still with the company. I really liked Rhaka when she first joined. She was so different from any other female we'd ever seen, but this is really very sad. If she doesn't like the heat on her then please REFRAIN from staying with TNA and hogging the spot that more talented women could have. KTHXBYE!

What are your thoughts on this situation?

To Whom it May Concern,

Welcome Again to The Confessions of A Royal Biatch!

You all are graced with another edition [ well half an edition ]. Seems as though, I had to prematurely end my previous Confessions to do some work, housework, and eat. Now, there are some MORE things that grind my gears!

And all you people are going to find out firsthand what those things are!

FCW's site has had a makeover! Well, not really, the superstar page has been updated. Now there's some yummy people brooding down there, like Brett DiBiase! [lots of wubs] Okay, okay, I'm gonna talk divas. [ rolls eyes] Well, Jenny Cash, Wesley Holiday, Rosa Mendes, Alicia Fox, Miss Angela, & Tiffany have been heating up the developmentals. I actually pretty proud of all these ladies. They are slowly improving. They even are crowning the Queen of FCW, which they totally ripped off from the Royals' e-fed. But, good for yous! You are all improving and TRYING.

But, Ashley! ASHLEY! ASHLEY!! Even though, I feel for you. Please.Do.NOT.COME.BACK! It's time to move on. As Marc said, other people need the shot. Everyone on the roster needs to have a fair share, and you have had your time. It's time to move on. Hey, if Victoria and the rest of the divas of the past can move on, so can you!

Recently, John Cena has stated that Candice Michelle has always been his favorite diva.Everyone please get over it. He can like who he wants. He's not being fickle or that she has silicone boobulas. Almost every diva and knockout has or had silicone boobulas. Just get over yourselves! At least, Cena is a nice man who mentions the diva. A lot of male wrestlers don't consider the ladies ANY talent. So shove that down your skirts! So everyone and their mother, please refrain from crying over every little thing Cena says or does. I really hate to have Randy Orton and his voices punt yous!

And plus, Cena couldn't mention me as his fave diva, cos everyone on the main roster would be sad that a future WWE Diva was mentioned instead of them. ;)

So this is the REAL end of the Confessions this week. Remember I may be imitated, but never duplicated. I'm the ONLY real Confessions out there, giving you a PIECE of my brilliant wrestling mind each and every week.

And remember, you can look, but never ever touch a Royal! Just simply remember, never to cross a Royal unless, you want to be hit by the dreaded Valentine' Massacre!!

HOLLLERINGGGGG!!

Sincerely Yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
The REAL Phoenix rising from the ashes!
The Most Dominant and Smartest Diva and Knockout ever!
[ AKA Marcella ]

The BEST DAMN THING THAT YOUR EYES HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
Holler!!

Welcome to the Wonderful World of the Royals, where you get to finally pick at the brains of the hottest, greatest, smartest, and most talented duo. We will grace you all with our predictions of the Royal Rumble,which has no relations with us, despite it BITING off our name. It's not ROYAL, oh no not with those SCRAY matches. It might have been better if there were matches with people who weren't idiotholes. But WHATEVER! Marc's let start the tradegy. EWWWIES this PPV looks soooo BORING! I don't wanna do these faggy predictions, but 'Cella has me at gunpoint so oopsie, here we are. Hush Narcus! Let's predict what gruesome things will happen in the Women's Title Match, even though I said it in my Confessions. Okay then SCRAYFACE, let's do this shit. Well, Mel will win by DQ tonight as Rosa is a psycho hoes beast. YAYA! As much as I wub Melina, the crowd just aren't behind her now she's a face, and Beth has impressed me as of late and stopped being a boring old lady, so hopeully Beth retains, turns face and BAM Melina [heel], Natalya or another Diva comes along and snatches the title. That's because she's the feather lady. She needs to yell bitch and be angry for people to wub her muchly. Oh Marc, I will snatch the title, as I'm the best! YAYA! UAUA! Sounds like a plan, do it, do it, SMACK HER, hit her, DO SOMETHING! Okies onto the WWE title match. Okay REALLY? Jeff Hardy is still champ? I thought WWE wanted to add prestige to theit title belts, not idiocy. WWE can't see that anyone who understands wrestling is LMFAOing at them. Jeff Hardy? Oh puh-lease. He looks like a dumb tranny. Oh Marc, Marc Marc. You know everyone and their mother loves this Ronald McDonald in the Insane Clow Posse wannabe. Okay really?! That's enough. dThis is SICKENING. He is too strange for me, Miss Valentine. Move over Maryse, I'm the real sexiest of the sexy! Back to Jeffy, he will so lose. Edge has Christian Cage in his back pocket. And that old man has been doing Edge's bidding. Looks like its Edge & Christian vs Hardy Boyz part 90083785. OH how freakin' enjoyable! I love Christian Cage like woahh, he's awesome, but really. I cannot be arsed with these lengthy gay feuds which amount to the same as Maria's point of existance in the WWE....NOTHING! OH I am angry now so my apologies if this post makes no sense. :@!! Okay Marc, can WE talk about the deformed MONKEYS? OH lordy, ECW title match it is. Jack SWAGGER, THE deformed monkey will so retain, unless WWE want to LMFAO at him and have him lose it that quickly. Jack Swagger is a HIDEOUS SHE BEAST! He will retain so I can pluck my eyeballs out with mountains. :). Okay really, it's time for the GREATEST thing ever. John Cena. He will retain his championship as he is a sexy beast. JBL is fat. HBK is bald and religious. I don't care what all these people do, except that Cena retains as he is the male sexiest of the sexy verison to moi! Holler!! I wanna see HBK try to get involved and mess the whole 'operation' up. THAT will make me chuckle. So JBL spanks him for being a naughty boy -.- I don't like the storyline really, but meh. CENA TO WIN! WOOO!! NOW to the main event [I think O_O] the Royal Rumble match! Look out for Triple H and the new Intercontinental Champion CM Punk, who might snatch the win...OR Randy Orton. This Legacy leader nearly cried a river when he slapped, knocked over and then proceeded to KICKED Mr McMahon in the head, ON PURPOSE. I mean really. He's gotta win this so he gets FIREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD or something! Orton will win because he has two sexy boys [ Teddy & Cody ] helping him out . I really don't care what Orton does right now. He think he is the Undertaker with all his body tattoos. That's just tacky, unlike the Beautiful People's tattoos! Whatever. But really, Marc would have won the Royal Rumble. Pssht, none of these little boys have as much talent as my boobula partner! AWWH thanks pops!! You're welcome, mamz. There you have it-- Our royal predictions. It's sad that we won't be there to entertain you all, despite the WWE really does need us. You will have to wait until we are ready. Now we are off to do things that really matter such as styling our HAIR! OH yaya, later taters!

To Whom It May Concern,

I don't know if it's just me, but really, why is there soo MANY ugly people in this world?! Like Velvet Sky says, we need to poke our eyeballs out!

But that's a discussion for another day!Unlike, last week, I'm not calling out whole companies telling them they suck like prostitutes. No, I'm in a better mood, thanks in part to Chinese New Year and the Royal Rumble. YAYA!Last night, I went to see Chinese New Year Dance/Singing Show at Radio City Music Hall. And let me tell you all, they had a dance just for me. The Dance of the Phoenix. That's right they had a dance just for this Italian Biatch. Anyways, these dancers were such wubbers, they were flipping, tumbling, and fighting with swords. They were true entertainers. I can even go as far as to think they would make great wrestlers. They took the fight to each other.

However, this Friday on Smackdown, Maria "took the fight" to Michelle McCool. Okay really? That wasn't cute. Now I'm not gonna join the trend of bashing Maria just for her horrible attempt at "retribution". That SCARY fish never COULD wrestle. She's always horrible. It's rather scary, how she STILL isn't good. I think WWE needs an interviewer and look at this, Maria needs a job she's good at. Perfect Match. Go interview. :)

Now,The Royals want to send our sympathies to Maria Kanellis. We feel RATHER horrible and terrible for her. She's really bad. Maria is what Jillian calls " TALENTLESS BITTCHES". We, Royals, have never had the chance to know how it feels to be talentless or to be a hooker. So we hope to never catch that disease. Marc, is that contagious like HEADLICE? Eww..

Well, whatever. On to more news, Kelly Kelly's sexual harassment. That's just bullshit. You have to be downright stupid to think that they are depushing her for not being in Playboy. Everyone has to lose a match, sometime. Raw is Melina and Beth central right now. Okay. And plus, if Mickie and Candice weren't stuck in the backstage, then one of them would have to lose.

Urgh. So there's rumors that Natalya is going to Raw and Kelly Kelly to Smackdown. Okay, SERIOUSLY? How gay would that be! They just had Kelly Kelly switch over from ECW because she didn't know what a contract was. o.O Keep her on Raw. Send Candice Michelle or Mickie James to Smackdown. They need something new for them. And by the way, send them to Smackdown as a HEEL. In my perfect opinion, send the Candilicious Go Daddy Queen, Candice Michelle to Smackdown heel. No doubt whatsoever, Gail Kim will come back soon and she will be face. So this would totally help out the heel department of Smackdown. But whatever!

Now to things that make us Royals so very Royalish! The Beautiful People attacking "Sarah Palin". Now Marc, do I get a Beauty? WOOOOO BEAUTY!! Excellent! Wonderful! A+! Oh everyone should look at them and STUDY them. STUDY THEM!!

Now onto Katie Lea Burchill as she is my favorite English..Scratch that. Second favorite. Marc is my favorite!! Her acting this past ECW was great. She should teach that Boogeysnot a lesson in classy wrestling!

Blah blah is all I have to say about Beth/Melina central. I can't wait for their match tonight at Royal Rumble. I want Melina as champ. BUT, I don't think tonight is her night. I want Rosa Mendes to interfere in the match and make Beth get DQ'ed. Eventually, I think the best way to get this whole storyline through is to have Beth become face. She's bound to get angry at Santino and Rosa. They are soo plotting against her. I say, have Melina be conspiring with them. Turn Melina back heel! And there you go. Mel doesn't have a gimmick as a face. She's better as a heel. Honestly, feathers don't equal a gimmick.

WHATEVER. It's now time to leave you all. Yes I know. It's sad since I didn't call anyone out this week. Wait, maybe, I should do something different this week. That's right, baby. A GROUP HUG!

This week, a big royal group hug goes to KONGTOURAGE! Raisha Saeed, Sojo Bolt, Rhaka Khan, and Awesome Kong are the wubbiest. Yes they are better than most of you. Just embrace it! ;)

HOLLERING!

Sincerely yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine, The One and Only Italian Biatch
(aka Marcella)
Yeah I'm too cool To know you Don't take it personal Don't get emotional