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Welcome to the first edition of "It's Our Royal Dream" where I will discuss our thoughts on matches that I dream would happen! So take a dip into my scary minds as I kick off the first edition of It's Our Royal Dream!


MARYSE versus. LITA
Both great performers and heel Divas in their own way, Maryse and Lita could potentially put on a really great match! While Maryse may not be as accomplished in the ring as Lita, the pair are really good at what they do and even though many people would say this is a complete mismatch, I think otherwise. Their unique styles and in-ring presence is what would make this match awesome! The bout would be pretty evenly matched, with both Lita and Maryse taking charge of the match from time to time. But after a battle of whos swinging snap DDT is the best, the winner would be...
WINNER: LITA


RAISHA SAEED versus. KATIE LEA
Probably two of the best performers in their respected companies, Raisha Saeed and Katie Lea, both are definately two of the most underrated and mistreated ladies in the business. Again, the pair bring a mix of different wrestling styles and abilities to the table; Katie Lea is a great technical wrestler while Raisha is a little more versatile. Katie Lea would totally have the upperhand in this match though because she's British, like me! because in her career with the WWE, she has won several matches, where as in TNA, Raisha Saeed hasn't won any.
WINNER: KATIE LEA


JILLIAN HALL versus. NATALYA
Natalya Neidhart may come from THE Dungeon, but Jillian Hall comes from LALA LAND, the place where all your wishes come true! Okay, really? Since being drafted to RAW in 2007 and since the end of 2007, Jillian hasn't won a singles match. She's won the occasional tag team match whereas Natalya has a few singles victories up her sleeve, most recently to Alicia Fox. Just because Natalya was trained by all those scary men in the Dungeon, doesn't maker her a better wrestler than Jillian. Natalya is probably the best WWE has to offer when it comes to Divas, but she's a technical submission wrestler...that's it. Jillian is very versatile has a variety of wrestling styles to offer, that's why she'd win the match.
WINNER: JILLIAN HALL

Here we go again with TNA Knockouts versus WWE Divas!

This past Monday on RAW, the Divas Champion Maryse sprayed hairspray or something in the eyes of Mickie James to cost her the match.

After that TNA Knockouts Champion, Angelina Love updated her Myspace status to:

Angelina Love You can try, but you cant and you never will be TBP!!!at 6:40 19 May

Mood:imitated!

Quickly after this, she changed the status to the following, and then changed her mood again:

Angelina Love The Beautiful People- often imitated, NEVER duplicated!!22 hours ago from mobile

Mood:flattered! /

Mood:doesnt like pose/

Mood:posers suck!

Two weeks ago, Mickie James defeated Maryse in a singles match, but she shown that the psycho is still alive and kicking inside of her and last night on RAW, a Divas battle royal went down. Hometown girl Jillian, Rosa, Nikki, Brie and Beth all competed in the number one contenders match, leaving Kelly and Mickie standing. BUT as Kelly eliminated Beth, Maryse sprayed hairspray or something in the eyes of Mickie. Kelly and the ref didn't see this and Kelly nudged Mickie out of the ring to win.

Now I have this notion that Mickie James is gonna go back to her psycho heel ways and turn on Kelly Kelly for eliminating her in the match. We all know Kelly was oblivious to Maryse assaulting Mickie but Mickie doesn't know that! Maybe it's just wishful thinking, but I think Mickie James might be turning psycho sooner than we think!

Related Links: Mickie vs. Maryse | 7 Diva Battle Royal

Welcome to NARCUSGFX's first live coverage of Monday Night RAW!

Vickie Guerrero, General Manager Of RAW said that her main event will not be ruined, therefore Batista, Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes and MVP will face each other tonight in singles matches to determine who joins team leaders [Randy Orton / Shane McMahon] in the main event. EXCUSE HER!

Kelly Kelly and Santino are backstage. Santino asks Kelly if she is excited to be teaming with his twin sister Santina Marella this Thursday on Superstars. Santina can't be on RAW however as she has SWINE FLU. How nice. He then makes fun of Vickie. Kelly then gets shooed off by Chavo.

Highlight the following to read spoilers of the WWE Superstars Divas match featuring Kelly and Santina - [Kelly Kelly & Santina def. Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendes. Kelly pinned Rosa after hitting the K2]

Big Show enters Vickie's office. The pair argue about Cena. Vickie makes Cena v. Show at Judgement Day. This segment was VEYR pointless. COGMENTALTE!

The Bella Twins run over to MVP saying they WUB The View and the Sherri lady - they talked too much. The ask MVP if he wants to go out tonight, he does, but he wants to win his match first. Nikki blows a kiss as RAW goes to ANOTHER ad break. Next is MVP and Cody Rhodes' match - Marci is majorly BUMMING Cody.

King announces a sing off. Jillian yells everywhere like "HI HI HI YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT! I'M GONNA BE SO GOOD!". OMFG, she so will be! She's facing off against Festus. Before King can finish his sentence, Jillian starts singing "If U Seek Amy". Festus can't sing, the bell then rings and he starts singing a sgon from Annie. The bell rings again and Jilly says "PICK ME! PICK ME!" but the crowd pick Festus. Jilly runs after King saying she needs another chance etc. etc. what a WUBBER!!!! This segment was very wubby. Then Miz ruined it by attacking Festus and chatting bullshit. Kthxbye.

Jared the subway guy is the special ring announcer for the next Divas match. Mickie flies out in her hawwwwwwwt WrestleMania attire. JARED seems to lady cum himself a little when he announces Maryse. Match four of the evening begins! Maryse flips her hair but is ASSAULTED by MICKIEWUB! Mickie gets the upperhand. LOU THEZ PRESS! Mickie is going psycho. Mickie misses a clothesline and Maryse shoves her into the fan barrier. Maryse covers Mickie for a two count, TWICE. Mary shows alot of attitude and locks Mickie in a chin lock. The pair trade elbows, Mickie dropkicks Maryse to the knees then face. Mickie gets on the top rope, Maryse kicks the ropes and throws Mickie off. Mickie hits Maryse with a DDT to pick up the win.

Chavo is backstage with Vickie. They talk about Santino, Legacy and Vickie's GM job. Chavo makes a decision for Vickie and she -____-'s.

RAW was pretty Divalicious tonight featuring the following WWE Divas;


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I posted a blog on the 19th saying how I was going to see SmackDown!/ECW at Birmingham and guys it was an awesome show! As suspected in the Divas side of things, Natalya, Katie Lea and Divas Champ Maryse teamed up to take on Nikki, Brie and Gail Kim! The match was pretty long and it was really, really awesome! There was a lot of back and forth action. Nikki got dominated quite a lot until she got the hot tag to Gail. Gail won the match after executing her new leg facebustery move on Katie Lea. Tiffany later came out to announce the ECW title match. If you have my myspace, then you can view the caps from the show! :)

The WWE are on a tour around Europe and are stopping off in my home country, England, tomorow night and guess whos got tickets for one of the shows? THAT'S right, I have tickets to go and watch a SmackDown!/ECW house show on the 22nd of April - which is Wednesday! The Divas in the line up for the show are Maryse and Michelle McCool, but the line-up and schedule is subject to change as always. But I've seen some recent house show results from Europe and the Divas matches on all have been a six Diva tag match; The Bella Twins & Gail Kim versus Katie Lea, Maryse & Natalya. I'm really looking forward to it and yeppers, I'ma be uploading piccys! :)

In the 2009 Diva Draft, four WWE Divas found new homes and four returned to their 'stomping grounds'. The Bella Twins and the WWE Divas Champion Maryse were sent to RAW, Natalya was sent to the land of extreme and finally Alicia Fox, Layla, Candice and WWE Women's Champion Melina were sent packing to the blue brand. In a change to Marcella's Royal Confessions, get ready for a very colourful post as the first Confessions Of The Royal Valentine Twins debuts! The pair of us will now give our thoughts on every Diva Draft pick of 2009! Marc's thoughts will be in green and Marcella's in orange!

Natalya To ECW; How obvious was this? Correct me if I'm wrong but since her wubber has debuted on ECW, Nattie hasn't been on SmackDown!, not once, so she was acting as an ECW Vixxen, but being a SmackDown! Diva. Since dodo brain DH Smith has been drafted to ECW, expect the debut of the Hart Foundation...boring! Oh Nattie to ECW would have been exciting since she fits that model of the extreme vixxen, however, like Marc said, she's been there. WHAT TYPE OF MOVE IS THIS? Stupid. Especially, there is no face divas, but Tiffany, for her to feud with. I guess Tiff can do a rookie diva thingy. And DH SMITH makes me barf..I love the concept of the New Hart Foundation... I just hate SMITH.

Candice To SmackDown!; Everyone thought Candi was heading to SmackDown! and everyone was right. Let's hope she can restart her career here and not get injured everyday. Candice Michelle is way too hott for Cable TV. ;) ! She deserves a fresh start and she'll get one being an important part of the Smackdown roster. Hopefully, she smacks fellow diva searcher, Michelle McCool, just for fun!

WWE Divas Champion Maryse To RAW; There isn't much competition on RAW for Maryse. It'd be nice to see Maryse and Beth feud but I think no matter who she feuds with on RAW that it will grow stale and boring quickly. Maryse has a chance to feud with Beth and Mickie, which won't be too bad. However, Raw's division is looking sorta weak. The only "true" wrestlers are Beth, Jillian, and Mickie. The Bellas and Kelly are just starting out, along with Maryse. How technical can you get? I just hope Jillian breaks into Maryse and smacks some french fries out of her! :P

Layla To SmackDown!; YAYA! I'm glad Layla has returned to SmackDown! instead of floating around being misused on RAW, BUT what does this mean for her? I think if used correctly, that soon Layla will be a serious title contender; I'd love to see her as Women's Champ! Layla needs this move. All she did on Raw was follow Regal around and take his UGLY coat. Thank goodness. She better be used in matches and kick the holy hell out of some people. Remember Layla, I want you to FUCKING RIP someone's HEAD OFF!

Alicia Fox To SmackDown!; I wasn't too bothered about this pick, but I'm glad Alicia has been split from DJ Gabriel and can finally showcase her skills against the likes of Layla, Gail, Melina and Michelle. Alicia Fox is away from her dancing king! :( I think Alicia would have done good to stay in ECW so she could learn from Katie Lea and Natalya. However, this could work out well. I just hope she doesn't get shoved into Edge's arms. Then I will be pissed and snap some necks!

The Bella Twins To RAW; When Nikki was drafted to SmackDown!, I was dancing - the twins were finally split up - however, BRIE was later thrown over to RAW. Could this be because they are gonna split again? I'm not really bothered as both of them going to RAW has irked me as Jillian will just JOB to them 90 times a month. Oh don't get me start on BOTH Bellas being drafted. I was raging like no other. The draft could have added dimensions to their one dimensional characters ^_^ but no, we will get this sibling rivarly all day baby all day. I will be a very ANGRY ROYAL! You know what WWE Universe, I draft YOUS to the bin! HOLLERING!!

WWE Women's Champion Melina To SmackDown!; I was really pleased when Mel was drafted back to SmackDown!, hopefully now she's there she will freshen up her character as her face run has been boring from the start. Now John Morrison's back on SmackDown!, maybe the two will reunite and change back to the obnoxious A-Listers we loved! Melina to Smackdown made me happy. Then when John Morrison was drafted to Smackdown, I was really happy. You know what would have made me estatic, I don't know... maybe... DRAFTING JILLIAN HALL TO SMACKDOWN! Anyways, Melina will now have a good chance to showcase her craft with other divas and spice up Friday Nights. However, TURN HER HEEL AND PUT HER WITH HER MOMO! I will be such a forgiving ROYAL that I will put my BAG away.... for two minutes ONLY!

So first off we see Melina, Kelly and Mickie walking backstage. RAW goes to an ad break.

As it returns we see Natalya, Maryse and Michelle in the ring. The RAW Divas then come out. Maryse and Michelle start arguing, Natalya tries to cool them down but the RAW Divas take them out. Mickie and Michelle get into the ring and start the match. The two put on an AWESOME fight! The match ends when Mickie flies from the top rope and gets a big boot in the face from McCool.

DIVA DRAFT PICK #1
Women's Champ Melina is drafted over to SmackDown!

Jeff Hardy runs in and attacks RAW's newest Superstar Matt Hardy, screwing his own brand out of a draft pick. The two fly away like idiotholes as a draft pick for RAW pops up.

DIVA DRAFT PICK #2
Divas Champ Maryse is drafted over to RAW

Maryse comes out and looks a bit pissed off to start with, but she soon smirks and acts her usual bitchy self, YAY!

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So dudes that is the end of the WWE Diva Draft 2009! HOWEVER, don't forget to check back here on Wednesday as we will be covering the supplemental Diva Draft!

The Divas of the WWE wait in anticipation for the upcoming WWE Draft which will take place tomorow night and all the fans and Diva fans are waiting to see if their favourite Superstars or Divas will be swapped around! So, over today and tomorow, I will post a few predictions and draft picks I would like to see..starting with;

Draft Pick One; Maryse To RAW
The WWE Divas Champion, Maryse like alot of the Divas have come along way in such a short period of time, not only is she a Champion, but she can put on great singles match no matter who she faces, PLUS Mr McMahon himself loves her and what would be better than to have a brand new bitchy heel on Monday Nights, bringing a different style and new title belt with her? I'd say the chances of Maryse moving to RAW is pretty high!

Former TNA Knockouts and WWE Women's Champion, Gail Kim, is finally an official WWE Diva. She now has her own SmackDown! Diva profile complete with bio, and some rather lovely studio photos. I'm pretty excited to see Gail in her first proper match tomorow night on SmackDown! where she will team with Maria, to take on Michelle McCool and Divas Champ, Maryse! I reckon the Divas Champ and Gail Kim could have some pretty cool matches in the future!

On the 8th of February I placed a poll on the WWE Divas Gallery page ("If WWE wasn't PG, which WWE Diva would have been WWE's Playboy Covergirl for 2009?") and I decided it was about time to close the poll as WrestleMania is just around the corner! We had a total of sixty-four votes and want to thank everyone who voted! Check out the results table below to see who you thought would grace this years Playboy!



Maryse scooped up the most amount of votes, followed by RAW Divas Kelly Kelly and Melina. To view the breakdown of the pie chart, then click here!

Today WWE.com gave us the current Divas Campion in her first photoshoot since her "return". Maryse can be seen posing around in a long customized red, black and studded jacket with not much else on apart from big boots.

Does Maryse look hot in her first shoot back? Oohhh oui!

Welcome loyal readers to NARCUSGFX's first 'Photoshoot Of The Month'! Now, what a pity; the TNA Knockouts didn't exactly get much exposure through photoshoots this past month but as usual WWE delivered with their excessive amounts of Diva shoots. Tiffany, Maryse, Katie Lea and Jillian impressed me the most this month with their photoshoots! But it was the new WWE Women's Champ, Melina, who's photoshoots have been a big let down. So check out below who myself and Marcella have voted as January's Photoshoot Of The Month;;

5th; Maryse - Vroom Vroom [ view ]
4th; Eve - Vroom Vroom [ view ]
3rd; Tiffany - Happy Blue Year [ view ]
2nd; Katie Lea - Vroom Vroom [ view ]

January's Photoshoot Of The Month
Jillian - All That
[ Click the pictures below to view ]