NARCUSGFX

Dear whom it may concern;

It's that time again for the Confessions of a Royal Biatch! It's time to get back to my BITCHING!

Will TNA please refrain from being losers? They are CRYING once again! Anytime WWE does something, they wanna be HARDCORE! THEY WANNA BE TOUGH GUYS. o.O Please stop. You only turn people off with your PETTY CHIT CHAT!

Now The Beautiful People are going apeshit that Maryse used hairspray on Mickie. REALLY? ANGELINA AND VELVET! I will educate you. :) LUNA did that once to SABLE. =O Luna also proceeded to give Sable a Lunalicious makeover! Furthermore, Terri Runnels ruined The Kat's makeover as well. :) So please, you aren't original. There's no more originality in wrestling. There's always paying some tribute to others.

Furthermore, TNA.... REALLY SERIOUSLY... A well known female wrestler. -_- if it ends up to be A WEIRDY or Debra. I will really castrate my brother, Marc. Because you hype things THAT ARE VERY WEIRD.

Am I the only one confused with this MONSTER'S BALL MATCH? WHY IS DAFFNEY AND TAYLOR WILDE THE ONLY PEOPLE?

If Mickie or Michelle McCool become the first people to hold both Women's and Diva's titles, I will slap them. Even though I like both people. I think holding both titles is prestigious and should occur at a SPECIAL MOMENT. Maybe at... SUMMERSLAM?! Give other people a short that never held a BELT before you give it to people who have held a belt for 947687686 years.

PUSH JILLIAN! WWE!! PUSH JILLIAN!!

Tiffany on ECW is scaring me. o.O She's actually doing pretty well... GET OUT THE RING JACK!!! NOWWWW!! She should just start yelling...

THE NEW HART FOUNDATION! UAUAU!!! I'm excited despite my immense hatred for DAVID HART SMITH. :) He's a horse's ass. AND THAT ISN'T GOOD MY WUBBERS!

I miss Katie Lea wrestling :(

What died on Alicia Fox's head? Why did she suddenly TURN heel? What is up with her and the word, cupcake?

Weirddddddd!!!

I am loving Angelina Love as TNA Knockout's Champ. I really hope Velvet comes back... Madison can stay in the trash. :) I really hope Angelina retains... Saeed should get a title shot and KICK some BOOTYY!!! Kong's had the title too much! TITLE HOGGER =O HEHEH WUB for her though

Stay tune next confession for my thoughts in depth about the TNA KNOCKOUTS!

So remember, you can look all you want,

but NEVER EVER TOUCH THE ROYALS!

HOLLERING!

Sincerely Yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
aka Marcella
THE QUEEN OF WRESTLING!

Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day cos the ROYALS are

Welcome to NARCUSGFX's first live coverage of Monday Night RAW!

Vickie Guerrero, General Manager Of RAW said that her main event will not be ruined, therefore Batista, Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes and MVP will face each other tonight in singles matches to determine who joins team leaders [Randy Orton / Shane McMahon] in the main event. EXCUSE HER!

Kelly Kelly and Santino are backstage. Santino asks Kelly if she is excited to be teaming with his twin sister Santina Marella this Thursday on Superstars. Santina can't be on RAW however as she has SWINE FLU. How nice. He then makes fun of Vickie. Kelly then gets shooed off by Chavo.

Highlight the following to read spoilers of the WWE Superstars Divas match featuring Kelly and Santina - [Kelly Kelly & Santina def. Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendes. Kelly pinned Rosa after hitting the K2]

Big Show enters Vickie's office. The pair argue about Cena. Vickie makes Cena v. Show at Judgement Day. This segment was VEYR pointless. COGMENTALTE!

The Bella Twins run over to MVP saying they WUB The View and the Sherri lady - they talked too much. The ask MVP if he wants to go out tonight, he does, but he wants to win his match first. Nikki blows a kiss as RAW goes to ANOTHER ad break. Next is MVP and Cody Rhodes' match - Marci is majorly BUMMING Cody.

King announces a sing off. Jillian yells everywhere like "HI HI HI YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT! I'M GONNA BE SO GOOD!". OMFG, she so will be! She's facing off against Festus. Before King can finish his sentence, Jillian starts singing "If U Seek Amy". Festus can't sing, the bell then rings and he starts singing a sgon from Annie. The bell rings again and Jilly says "PICK ME! PICK ME!" but the crowd pick Festus. Jilly runs after King saying she needs another chance etc. etc. what a WUBBER!!!! This segment was very wubby. Then Miz ruined it by attacking Festus and chatting bullshit. Kthxbye.

Jared the subway guy is the special ring announcer for the next Divas match. Mickie flies out in her hawwwwwwwt WrestleMania attire. JARED seems to lady cum himself a little when he announces Maryse. Match four of the evening begins! Maryse flips her hair but is ASSAULTED by MICKIEWUB! Mickie gets the upperhand. LOU THEZ PRESS! Mickie is going psycho. Mickie misses a clothesline and Maryse shoves her into the fan barrier. Maryse covers Mickie for a two count, TWICE. Mary shows alot of attitude and locks Mickie in a chin lock. The pair trade elbows, Mickie dropkicks Maryse to the knees then face. Mickie gets on the top rope, Maryse kicks the ropes and throws Mickie off. Mickie hits Maryse with a DDT to pick up the win.

Chavo is backstage with Vickie. They talk about Santino, Legacy and Vickie's GM job. Chavo makes a decision for Vickie and she -____-'s.

RAW was pretty Divalicious tonight featuring the following WWE Divas;


-----RAW LIVE COVERAGE HAS ENDED-----

To Whom It May Concern;

It's back baby! The Confessions of A Royal Biatch that everyone has come to know and love! So, you ask the great sensational one, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! Well, little idiotbuckets and idiotboxes, I've been BUSY, so SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLES! ;]

Now that my university work has been nearly completed....and I have THREE more days in days apart from each other.... I can finally CONFESS.

I still must analyze TNA Knockouts... Dearies, don't think you got out of my CLUTCHES. You will be spoken to... when I'm good and ready. You will never know when I WILL POP on and confess my devious thoughts.

So back to the bitchyness!

We got some major PROBLEMS in WWE and TNA!

PROBLEM NUMBER ONE!

THE RELEASE OF ROXXI! Now, I know, you gonna say, Mercedes, you hate that lice ridden horse slut. No no no! I HATE her character and her over ratedness... I don't hate uglieee Roxxi. No matter how much I want to smack her, she deserved her spot there! Rhaka Khan allegedly started a fight with Roxxi and got her fired. NEWSFLASH RHAKA, The ROYALS are coming for ya! One of these days, Kurt Angle won't be able to help you. :) And the ROYALS will take their rightful place in TNA. So guess what that means, we won't be taking your shit! So BOOOOO TO TNA.... I sincerely hope that the fans and wrestlers riot and raise some hell in order to rectify this situation. So Rhaka Khan, love, beware... you are the number one SLUT.

PROBLEM NUMBER TWO!

Santina Marella. :) Why does the WWE continue with this stupid gimmick? Okay, it was cute for a second.... but do you really think we, the fans, are dumb? Just have Beth Phoenix massacre Santino once and for all!!...And if Santina wins the Diva's title, Marc and I will march down to RAW, and personally PUT our resumes in to wrestle!

WWE and TNA have royally pissed us ROYAL VALENTINE TWINS off. So beware you two stupid promotions, you never know, maybe the Royals will TAKE OVER the wrestling universe... MWAHAHAHAHA

So remember, you can look all you want, but NEVER EVER TOUCH THE ROYALS!

HOLLERING!

Sincerely Yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
aka Marcella
The Royal Fucking Bitch of the Ring
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face

cos we are...

To Whom it May Concern;

Oh Dear! Now, I'm one angry little Princess. Even though, Papa Valentine's birthday party [ March 21st ] has passed. Let us Royals wish the elder Royal an EVIL BIRTHDAY! And of course, Mama Valentine's bitchy birthday is on WRESTLEMANIA 25. So let's hope there's good smashings for her. HOLLER! Anywho, let's get onto the CUNTBAGS. Haha, thank a wubby friend of mine for introducing the Royals to the new wordage. So thankies! YAYA!

So it's been awhile since I've last blogged. Why? STUPID UNIVERSITY has been plugging up my life like woah. :) And one of my professors has made ME on angry biatch! But what can ya do? Other than hit the Double team move of the Vaccination Massacre. HOLLERING!!!

So Wrestlemania is tomorrow... let's hope it's a good one, guys.

Onto the news of the weeks....

Tiffany has made an ONLY DIVAS ECW. Erm, thanks WWE for stealing Royals' ideas. We've been there and done that many a times. So let's see if you know what you are doing. I DOUBT it will be rated ROYALLY ACCEPTABLE! However.... yeah? When is it? Did yous forget? Stupid stupid people.

Anyways, last week, Gail KIM finally arrived on the scene kicking Maryse and Michelle's asses! :) Nice return. So this week [ only to US fans ] Maria and Gail defeated Michelle and Maryse. Gail looked good. o.O She's a bit iffy with me. Let's just say if she become superwoman, I will try to smack her nose off.

This is unfinished because we're.....

Here at NARCUSGFX, we LOOOOOOOOVE Jenny Cash, so we try to bring you the latest on her and her news and gossip segments, so check out the video below...CHA-CHING!



Also, check out FCW's Queen Of The Ring, Angela Fong's Coronation where things turn a little messy!