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Yesterday, WWE.com placed up a new Maria photoshoot on their site. As you all know I'm not a fan of Maria or her shoots, but this one's different from the rest - I quite like it. Check out Maria tomorow night on WWE Superstars when she teams with Gail Kim to take on Michelle McCool and new SmackDown! Diva Alicia Fox!

Lilian Garcia, Kelly Kelly, Nikki Bella and Santina Marella today got the Spring Flowers treatment. It's always great to see the Bellas away from one another, so Nikki looks great in the new shoot. I dont like Kelly's shots - there's nothing spring like about them. Lilian 's is by far the best of any Divas yet. She looks like she's having loads of fun playing with bubbles and flowers! Santina Marella however, made me throw up a little in my mouth - 'nuff said.

Next WWE.com unveiled a beautiful Jillian Hall photoshoot. This is one of Jillian's best shoots. Definately check it out!

Maria - Pucker Up | Spring Flowers Part 2 | Jillian - Jammin' | Divas 365

Former TNA Knockouts and WWE Women's Champion, Gail Kim, is finally an official WWE Diva. She now has her own SmackDown! Diva profile complete with bio, and some rather lovely studio photos. I'm pretty excited to see Gail in her first proper match tomorow night on SmackDown! where she will team with Maria, to take on Michelle McCool and Divas Champ, Maryse! I reckon the Divas Champ and Gail Kim could have some pretty cool matches in the future!

WWE.com recently tortured us with a new Maria photoshoot and as much as I would like her to be good at everything, she really isn't. No offence to Maria fans but really, every other photo in this she either looks high, drunk or like a fish. Let's just hope her match on SmackDown! with Michelle this Friday is better than this photoshoot!!

To Whom It May Concern,

I don't know if it's just me, but really, why is there soo MANY ugly people in this world?! Like Velvet Sky says, we need to poke our eyeballs out!

But that's a discussion for another day!Unlike, last week, I'm not calling out whole companies telling them they suck like prostitutes. No, I'm in a better mood, thanks in part to Chinese New Year and the Royal Rumble. YAYA!Last night, I went to see Chinese New Year Dance/Singing Show at Radio City Music Hall. And let me tell you all, they had a dance just for me. The Dance of the Phoenix. That's right they had a dance just for this Italian Biatch. Anyways, these dancers were such wubbers, they were flipping, tumbling, and fighting with swords. They were true entertainers. I can even go as far as to think they would make great wrestlers. They took the fight to each other.

However, this Friday on Smackdown, Maria "took the fight" to Michelle McCool. Okay really? That wasn't cute. Now I'm not gonna join the trend of bashing Maria just for her horrible attempt at "retribution". That SCARY fish never COULD wrestle. She's always horrible. It's rather scary, how she STILL isn't good. I think WWE needs an interviewer and look at this, Maria needs a job she's good at. Perfect Match. Go interview. :)

Now,The Royals want to send our sympathies to Maria Kanellis. We feel RATHER horrible and terrible for her. She's really bad. Maria is what Jillian calls " TALENTLESS BITTCHES". We, Royals, have never had the chance to know how it feels to be talentless or to be a hooker. So we hope to never catch that disease. Marc, is that contagious like HEADLICE? Eww..

Well, whatever. On to more news, Kelly Kelly's sexual harassment. That's just bullshit. You have to be downright stupid to think that they are depushing her for not being in Playboy. Everyone has to lose a match, sometime. Raw is Melina and Beth central right now. Okay. And plus, if Mickie and Candice weren't stuck in the backstage, then one of them would have to lose.

Urgh. So there's rumors that Natalya is going to Raw and Kelly Kelly to Smackdown. Okay, SERIOUSLY? How gay would that be! They just had Kelly Kelly switch over from ECW because she didn't know what a contract was. o.O Keep her on Raw. Send Candice Michelle or Mickie James to Smackdown. They need something new for them. And by the way, send them to Smackdown as a HEEL. In my perfect opinion, send the Candilicious Go Daddy Queen, Candice Michelle to Smackdown heel. No doubt whatsoever, Gail Kim will come back soon and she will be face. So this would totally help out the heel department of Smackdown. But whatever!

Now to things that make us Royals so very Royalish! The Beautiful People attacking "Sarah Palin". Now Marc, do I get a Beauty? WOOOOO BEAUTY!! Excellent! Wonderful! A+! Oh everyone should look at them and STUDY them. STUDY THEM!!

Now onto Katie Lea Burchill as she is my favorite English..Scratch that. Second favorite. Marc is my favorite!! Her acting this past ECW was great. She should teach that Boogeysnot a lesson in classy wrestling!

Blah blah is all I have to say about Beth/Melina central. I can't wait for their match tonight at Royal Rumble. I want Melina as champ. BUT, I don't think tonight is her night. I want Rosa Mendes to interfere in the match and make Beth get DQ'ed. Eventually, I think the best way to get this whole storyline through is to have Beth become face. She's bound to get angry at Santino and Rosa. They are soo plotting against her. I say, have Melina be conspiring with them. Turn Melina back heel! And there you go. Mel doesn't have a gimmick as a face. She's better as a heel. Honestly, feathers don't equal a gimmick.

WHATEVER. It's now time to leave you all. Yes I know. It's sad since I didn't call anyone out this week. Wait, maybe, I should do something different this week. That's right, baby. A GROUP HUG!

This week, a big royal group hug goes to KONGTOURAGE! Raisha Saeed, Sojo Bolt, Rhaka Khan, and Awesome Kong are the wubbiest. Yes they are better than most of you. Just embrace it! ;)

HOLLERING!

Sincerely yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine, The One and Only Italian Biatch
(aka Marcella)
Yeah I'm too cool To know you Don't take it personal Don't get emotional

Mickie James' new photoshoot "Stunning In Silver" is definately stunning! SoCal Val looks hot in blue in her new TNA shoot and Maria looks shockingly awful in her new photoshoot "Shocking".

If you like fanfiction, witchcraft, wizadry, Draco Malfoy and a whole lot of YAYA, then click either picture above to read Marcella's new Hogwarts inspired fanfiction entitled "Killer Valentine's". If you don't read it we shall cast a spell on you so you botch everything like Maria. :D

World Wrestling Entertainment recently announced that they'd be laying off approximately 10% of their staff. Redundancies are expected to continue over the weekend as employees in all areas of the WWE's global operations fall victim to the credit crunch. It's being reported on several websites that the company plan to release several talents as part of this cost-saving initiative. -[Redhotdivas.com]

Already WWE have released a referee, Bam Neely and D'Lo Brown, so let's hope that NONE of our current WWE Divas [apart from Maria] are giving the pink slip! This is the first time in a long while WWE have finally got the women's division and the competitors right, I'd hate it if we were to have a repeat of the 2004/2005 Diva releases where WWE ridded some of the most talented Divas such as Nidia, Jazz and Dawn Marie.

So, while myself and Marcella have been off floating around like idiotholes, there has been EIGHT photoshoots that we haven't posted for you, so if you look at the marquee above, there are snippits of all eight. We were graced with 2 Michelle McCool photoshoots, which really should of stayed on the photographers camera, because she looks utterly ridiculous in both. Next we have 2 Alicia Fox photoshoots which are amazing. The first shoot is part of the New Year celebration, in which she borrowed Maryse's dress for [CLICKY]. I don't like her top in the second shoot, but it's a good shoot. Next we have more New Years shoots from Jillian, Melina and Maria. Jillian and Melina look awesome as usual, but the resident dodo brain of WWE doesn't look too great. A scray dress and an oversized flower twirled into an out of control dead dog isn't too appealing. And finall we have a really TWATTY photoshoot from TNA Knockout, SoCal Val!

Celebrate the New Years 2/3 days early as the dodo brains at WWE.com posted some brand spanking [ and some old ] photos of some of the WWE Divas in lovely [ and some scrabby ] gowns! The shoot includes unreleased photos of Melina, Jillian, Eve, Alicia Fox, The Bella Twins, Maryse, Maria and Tiffany and some previously seen photos of Kelly, Mickie and Candice. Jillian, Maryse and Melina all look the best out of the Divas shown in the photoshoot. To view the New Years shoot, click on either two snippit photos above to be redirected!

First off I hope everyone had a fab Christmas and an awesome boxing day [ or had a great day whatever you celebrated ] but while I've not been here, we've had some photoshoots, a new WWE Divas Champion and Michelle McCool has finally completed her heel turn by pummeling the shite out of Maria! YAY!




Anyway if you look above you will see the three photoshoots that WWE have posted over this week. First off we had Beth Phoenix's "Red-dy For The Holidays" shoot, which is by far Beth's BEST photoshoot! She looks amazing in every photo. The second shoot was "A Very Natalya Christmas" which was horrible. I'm usually a big fan of Natalya's shoots, but this one just didn't work. The last one is Maryse's first shoot as Divas Champion and it's great! To check them out click on the pictures.
[ Gallery Credit - The Diva Box ]

This year WWE unveiled a brand spanking new game, SmackDown! vs RAW 2009 with ELEVEN WWE Divas, the biggest Diva roster in a SmackDown! game to date. So, what better way *cough cough* to celebrate Christmas than having Kelly Kelly and Maria thump each other to a pulp on SVR09 in CHRISTMAS outfits!

You can download the outfits via the downloadable content. Click here to go to WWE's SVR09 DLC sub-site.

WWE.com recently posted a Divas match for the upcoming PPV, Armageddon....And okay really? Why is McCool on the face Divas team, leading Kelly, the INJURED Mickie and the girl who she's been slapping around lately? I Blah, I hope Victoria, Natalya, Jillian, Maryse can pick up the win anyway! Goooooooooooooooooooooo heels!

Some signatures are made by me and others by the new graphics maker, Emily! :)

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Candice; 1 Signature
Eve; 1 Signature
Jillian; 4 Signatures
Maria; 1 Signature
Maryse; 1 Signature

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Angelina Love; 1 Signature
Christy Hemme; 1 Signature

I've just watched the six Diva tag match which is on SmackDown! tonight, and Michelle IS definately going HEEL! YAY! Hopefully she will get some character now, as her face act had grown stale like woahh! Anyway, to watch the match, Brie clothesline the Divas champ and Michy shove Maria over, then view the two videos below, which contain the whole Divas match. Also, don't forget to tune into SmackDown! next week when we see [highlight the rest, it contains spoilers] Maria defeat Michelle in a non-title match. Then later on, we see Michelle KICK Maria in the face! WOO! :)

I personally haven't seen the match yet, but I've read up about it and Beth Phoenix 'led' her team to victory and was the sole survivor after pinning Maryse. I made a signature of the SVR Surivor Series Diva match, as you can see above. It's not great but I like how it turned out.

What did you think of the match? Do you think Beth of really been the last Diva standing? Comment this post or let us know what you think in the cbox!

So because myself and Marci haven't been able to get on, I decided that now FINALLY my new keyboard has arrived, that I would make some new WWE Diva signatures for all of you!

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Alicia Fox; 1 Signature
Bella Twins; 5 Signatures
Maria; 1 Signature
Natalya; 3 Signatures
Tiffany; 4 Signatures
Victoria; 3 Signatures