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Highlight the following text to read the spoilers for this Friday Night SmackDown!;

- Gail Kim & Melina defeated Michelle McCool & Alicia Fox when Melina hit Michelle with her version of the Code Red.
-Cryme Tyme broke up a Layla and Eve were involved in a backstage cat fight

WWE.com's special photoshoot Diva photoshoot Spring Flowers has gained two more galleries. Gallery three includes Jillian, Mickie James, Maryse and Brie Bella. Gallery four features Alicia Fox, Michelle McCool, Natalya and Gail Kim. All Divas look amazing - but Michelle's dress is very weird.

Katie Lea Burchill and Alicia Fox both have separate shoots and I'm fond of neither shoot OR the bush on Alicia's head.

WWE continues with their new feature 'Classic Divas'. Earlier today WWE posted up an exclusive gallery of Trish Stratus; the most overrated Diva in WWE history.

TNA also got the studio bug as two of the Knockouts got updates to their gallery and one Knockout debuted her gallery! Sojo Bolt looks really great in her shoot, but the outfit and the DEAD animal curled up on her head look ridiculous. I mean honestly. Taylor's photos were suprisingly lovely! She looks amazing in both the shoots and I have nothing to say about Jenna - kthxbye.

Divas 365 | WWE Classic Divas | Spring Flowers: Gallery 3 | Spring Flowers: Gallery 4
Katie Lea: Cowgirl | Alicia Fox: Foxy Curls | Trish: Classic Diva Photos
Sojo Bolt | Taylor Wilde 1 | Taylor Wilde 2 | Jenna 1 | Jenna 2

In the 2009 Diva Draft, four WWE Divas found new homes and four returned to their 'stomping grounds'. The Bella Twins and the WWE Divas Champion Maryse were sent to RAW, Natalya was sent to the land of extreme and finally Alicia Fox, Layla, Candice and WWE Women's Champion Melina were sent packing to the blue brand. In a change to Marcella's Royal Confessions, get ready for a very colourful post as the first Confessions Of The Royal Valentine Twins debuts! The pair of us will now give our thoughts on every Diva Draft pick of 2009! Marc's thoughts will be in green and Marcella's in orange!

Natalya To ECW; How obvious was this? Correct me if I'm wrong but since her wubber has debuted on ECW, Nattie hasn't been on SmackDown!, not once, so she was acting as an ECW Vixxen, but being a SmackDown! Diva. Since dodo brain DH Smith has been drafted to ECW, expect the debut of the Hart Foundation...boring! Oh Nattie to ECW would have been exciting since she fits that model of the extreme vixxen, however, like Marc said, she's been there. WHAT TYPE OF MOVE IS THIS? Stupid. Especially, there is no face divas, but Tiffany, for her to feud with. I guess Tiff can do a rookie diva thingy. And DH SMITH makes me barf..I love the concept of the New Hart Foundation... I just hate SMITH.

Candice To SmackDown!; Everyone thought Candi was heading to SmackDown! and everyone was right. Let's hope she can restart her career here and not get injured everyday. Candice Michelle is way too hott for Cable TV. ;) ! She deserves a fresh start and she'll get one being an important part of the Smackdown roster. Hopefully, she smacks fellow diva searcher, Michelle McCool, just for fun!

WWE Divas Champion Maryse To RAW; There isn't much competition on RAW for Maryse. It'd be nice to see Maryse and Beth feud but I think no matter who she feuds with on RAW that it will grow stale and boring quickly. Maryse has a chance to feud with Beth and Mickie, which won't be too bad. However, Raw's division is looking sorta weak. The only "true" wrestlers are Beth, Jillian, and Mickie. The Bellas and Kelly are just starting out, along with Maryse. How technical can you get? I just hope Jillian breaks into Maryse and smacks some french fries out of her! :P

Layla To SmackDown!; YAYA! I'm glad Layla has returned to SmackDown! instead of floating around being misused on RAW, BUT what does this mean for her? I think if used correctly, that soon Layla will be a serious title contender; I'd love to see her as Women's Champ! Layla needs this move. All she did on Raw was follow Regal around and take his UGLY coat. Thank goodness. She better be used in matches and kick the holy hell out of some people. Remember Layla, I want you to FUCKING RIP someone's HEAD OFF!

Alicia Fox To SmackDown!; I wasn't too bothered about this pick, but I'm glad Alicia has been split from DJ Gabriel and can finally showcase her skills against the likes of Layla, Gail, Melina and Michelle. Alicia Fox is away from her dancing king! :( I think Alicia would have done good to stay in ECW so she could learn from Katie Lea and Natalya. However, this could work out well. I just hope she doesn't get shoved into Edge's arms. Then I will be pissed and snap some necks!

The Bella Twins To RAW; When Nikki was drafted to SmackDown!, I was dancing - the twins were finally split up - however, BRIE was later thrown over to RAW. Could this be because they are gonna split again? I'm not really bothered as both of them going to RAW has irked me as Jillian will just JOB to them 90 times a month. Oh don't get me start on BOTH Bellas being drafted. I was raging like no other. The draft could have added dimensions to their one dimensional characters ^_^ but no, we will get this sibling rivarly all day baby all day. I will be a very ANGRY ROYAL! You know what WWE Universe, I draft YOUS to the bin! HOLLERING!!

WWE Women's Champion Melina To SmackDown!; I was really pleased when Mel was drafted back to SmackDown!, hopefully now she's there she will freshen up her character as her face run has been boring from the start. Now John Morrison's back on SmackDown!, maybe the two will reunite and change back to the obnoxious A-Listers we loved! Melina to Smackdown made me happy. Then when John Morrison was drafted to Smackdown, I was really happy. You know what would have made me estatic, I don't know... maybe... DRAFTING JILLIAN HALL TO SMACKDOWN! Anyways, Melina will now have a good chance to showcase her craft with other divas and spice up Friday Nights. However, TURN HER HEEL AND PUT HER WITH HER MOMO! I will be such a forgiving ROYAL that I will put my BAG away.... for two minutes ONLY!

Alicia Fox and a bunch of former and current WWE Divas have some new snaps over at WWE.com! 'Hall Of Fame Divas' returns with a bunch of new pictures, with some interesting photos! Alicia Fox also has a new photoshoot 'Tiny Dancer'. Her hair is very very ODD in this shoot but the outfit suits her and the pictures look really great. Definately check both out!

Both myself and Marcella will be posting our thoughts on the Divas Draft this year later on tonight in a special Confessions of the Royal Valentine Twins.

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Alicia; 1 Signature
Jillian; 2 Signatures
Layla; 1 Signature
Michelle; 2 Signatures
Mickie; 2 Signatures

NEW! [Non-Diva Gallery]
Chris Jericho; 2 Signatures
CM Punk; 1 Signature

-Grouped;
Jillian, Rosa, Beth & Santio; 1 Signature

Here at NARCUSGFX, we LOOOOOOOOVE Jenny Cash, so we try to bring you the latest on her and her news and gossip segments, so check out the video below...CHA-CHING!



Also, check out FCW's Queen Of The Ring, Angela Fong's Coronation where things turn a little messy!

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Alicia; 1 Signature
Eve; 1 Signature
Michelle; 1 Signature
Mickie; 1 Signature
Rosa; 1 Signature
Vickie; 4 Signatures

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Beautiful People; 1 Signature

Highlight the following the see the major booboo WWE's developmental camp made concerning their Divas in training!

CLICK HERE TO SEE BOOBOO!

SILLIE FCW announced the winner of the tourny before the finals! My guess was right that Angela would win butuh now that everyone who tunes into FCW or watches it on the net will know the winner so will FCW make Alicia the Queen?! NAH!

First Alicia Fox, then Katie Lea Burchill and now Natalya? I don't know about anyone else but I'm liking the way Alicia, Katie Lea and Natalya have been placed on ECW. It's already given Alicia a new character and gotten her quite over and it's given Katie Lea a chance to freshen up her character and get more over with the crowd too. Hopefully the same is in store for our favourite third generation biatch! YEAH BABY!

Again with the Lady GaGa lyrics, I know, but it fit's Alicia Fox's new photoshoot, "Foxy Diva". WWE are really out doing themselves with each new photoshoot they release lately. This definately is Alicia's best shoot! The surroundings kinda make Alicia and her outfit pop out. If you haven't already, check it out!

I'm back and there's been lots of stuff happened since I've been gone. A new Women's champ, loads of photoshoots and much more.




We got a double helping of Tiffany in her photoshoot named "Bright White". The third generation biatch, Natalya, looks smokin' in "Beauty & The Best". "Save A Dance" for Alicia Fox in her stunning new shoot. Hmmm, am I the only one who DOESN'T like this Melina shoot? I mean really, HOORAH for her being champ but ewww. This photoshoot isn't her best.

So because I'm abandoning all of you lovely people tomorow and leaving you with my evil co-biatch, Marcella, I decided to cover you in rose petals and perfume share with you a delicious helping of forum signatures!

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Alicia; 1 Signature
Maryse; 1 Signature
Melina; 2 Signatures
Mickie; 1 Signature
Natalya; 2 Signatures

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Christy; 1 Signature

NEW! [Other Vixxens Gallery]
Ashley; 3 Signatures
Lita; 2 Signatures

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Alicia; 1 Signature
Beth; 1 Signature
Candice; 1 Signature
Jillian; 1 Signature
Natalya; 1 Signature
Victoria; 2 Signatures

So, while myself and Marcella have been off floating around like idiotholes, there has been EIGHT photoshoots that we haven't posted for you, so if you look at the marquee above, there are snippits of all eight. We were graced with 2 Michelle McCool photoshoots, which really should of stayed on the photographers camera, because she looks utterly ridiculous in both. Next we have 2 Alicia Fox photoshoots which are amazing. The first shoot is part of the New Year celebration, in which she borrowed Maryse's dress for [CLICKY]. I don't like her top in the second shoot, but it's a good shoot. Next we have more New Years shoots from Jillian, Melina and Maria. Jillian and Melina look awesome as usual, but the resident dodo brain of WWE doesn't look too great. A scray dress and an oversized flower twirled into an out of control dead dog isn't too appealing. And finall we have a really TWATTY photoshoot from TNA Knockout, SoCal Val!

Celebrate the New Years 2/3 days early as the dodo brains at WWE.com posted some brand spanking [ and some old ] photos of some of the WWE Divas in lovely [ and some scrabby ] gowns! The shoot includes unreleased photos of Melina, Jillian, Eve, Alicia Fox, The Bella Twins, Maryse, Maria and Tiffany and some previously seen photos of Kelly, Mickie and Candice. Jillian, Maryse and Melina all look the best out of the Divas shown in the photoshoot. To view the New Years shoot, click on either two snippit photos above to be redirected!