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Welcome to the first edition of "It's Our Royal Dream" where I will discuss our thoughts on matches that I dream would happen! So take a dip into my scary minds as I kick off the first edition of It's Our Royal Dream!


MARYSE versus. LITA
Both great performers and heel Divas in their own way, Maryse and Lita could potentially put on a really great match! While Maryse may not be as accomplished in the ring as Lita, the pair are really good at what they do and even though many people would say this is a complete mismatch, I think otherwise. Their unique styles and in-ring presence is what would make this match awesome! The bout would be pretty evenly matched, with both Lita and Maryse taking charge of the match from time to time. But after a battle of whos swinging snap DDT is the best, the winner would be...
WINNER: LITA


RAISHA SAEED versus. KATIE LEA
Probably two of the best performers in their respected companies, Raisha Saeed and Katie Lea, both are definately two of the most underrated and mistreated ladies in the business. Again, the pair bring a mix of different wrestling styles and abilities to the table; Katie Lea is a great technical wrestler while Raisha is a little more versatile. Katie Lea would totally have the upperhand in this match though because she's British, like me! because in her career with the WWE, she has won several matches, where as in TNA, Raisha Saeed hasn't won any.
WINNER: KATIE LEA


JILLIAN HALL versus. NATALYA
Natalya Neidhart may come from THE Dungeon, but Jillian Hall comes from LALA LAND, the place where all your wishes come true! Okay, really? Since being drafted to RAW in 2007 and since the end of 2007, Jillian hasn't won a singles match. She's won the occasional tag team match whereas Natalya has a few singles victories up her sleeve, most recently to Alicia Fox. Just because Natalya was trained by all those scary men in the Dungeon, doesn't maker her a better wrestler than Jillian. Natalya is probably the best WWE has to offer when it comes to Divas, but she's a technical submission wrestler...that's it. Jillian is very versatile has a variety of wrestling styles to offer, that's why she'd win the match.
WINNER: JILLIAN HALL

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Jillian; 2 Signatures
Rosa; 1 Signature
Tiffany; 2 Signatures

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Lauren; 1 Signature

NEW! [Other Vixxens Gallery]
Shelly Martinez; 2 Signatures

Some congratulations are in order for current RAW singing sensation Jillian Hall, as she gets engaged to her long term boyfriend, former WWE Superstar Tank Toland! The Royals wish the couple a happy and healthy future together! YAYA!

Welcome to NARCUSGFX's first live coverage of Monday Night RAW!

Vickie Guerrero, General Manager Of RAW said that her main event will not be ruined, therefore Batista, Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes and MVP will face each other tonight in singles matches to determine who joins team leaders [Randy Orton / Shane McMahon] in the main event. EXCUSE HER!

Kelly Kelly and Santino are backstage. Santino asks Kelly if she is excited to be teaming with his twin sister Santina Marella this Thursday on Superstars. Santina can't be on RAW however as she has SWINE FLU. How nice. He then makes fun of Vickie. Kelly then gets shooed off by Chavo.

Highlight the following to read spoilers of the WWE Superstars Divas match featuring Kelly and Santina - [Kelly Kelly & Santina def. Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendes. Kelly pinned Rosa after hitting the K2]

Big Show enters Vickie's office. The pair argue about Cena. Vickie makes Cena v. Show at Judgement Day. This segment was VEYR pointless. COGMENTALTE!

The Bella Twins run over to MVP saying they WUB The View and the Sherri lady - they talked too much. The ask MVP if he wants to go out tonight, he does, but he wants to win his match first. Nikki blows a kiss as RAW goes to ANOTHER ad break. Next is MVP and Cody Rhodes' match - Marci is majorly BUMMING Cody.

King announces a sing off. Jillian yells everywhere like "HI HI HI YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT! I'M GONNA BE SO GOOD!". OMFG, she so will be! She's facing off against Festus. Before King can finish his sentence, Jillian starts singing "If U Seek Amy". Festus can't sing, the bell then rings and he starts singing a sgon from Annie. The bell rings again and Jilly says "PICK ME! PICK ME!" but the crowd pick Festus. Jilly runs after King saying she needs another chance etc. etc. what a WUBBER!!!! This segment was very wubby. Then Miz ruined it by attacking Festus and chatting bullshit. Kthxbye.

Jared the subway guy is the special ring announcer for the next Divas match. Mickie flies out in her hawwwwwwwt WrestleMania attire. JARED seems to lady cum himself a little when he announces Maryse. Match four of the evening begins! Maryse flips her hair but is ASSAULTED by MICKIEWUB! Mickie gets the upperhand. LOU THEZ PRESS! Mickie is going psycho. Mickie misses a clothesline and Maryse shoves her into the fan barrier. Maryse covers Mickie for a two count, TWICE. Mary shows alot of attitude and locks Mickie in a chin lock. The pair trade elbows, Mickie dropkicks Maryse to the knees then face. Mickie gets on the top rope, Maryse kicks the ropes and throws Mickie off. Mickie hits Maryse with a DDT to pick up the win.

Chavo is backstage with Vickie. They talk about Santino, Legacy and Vickie's GM job. Chavo makes a decision for Vickie and she -____-'s.

RAW was pretty Divalicious tonight featuring the following WWE Divas;


-----RAW LIVE COVERAGE HAS ENDED-----

I've re-done the WWE Divas Media Gallery as it was becoming a mess. Instead of many different links for each Diva, there's now two main links - Forum Signatures & Avatars - which when clicked will redirect you to a page of that Divas signatures / avatars. The other three media galleries will be updated like this within the next few weeks. So check out the new media below that I've added to the WWE Divas Media Gallery.

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Gail Kim; 3 Signatures
Jillian; 3 Signatures, 10 Avatars
Layla; 1 Signature, 3 Avatars

Yesterday, WWE.com placed up a new Maria photoshoot on their site. As you all know I'm not a fan of Maria or her shoots, but this one's different from the rest - I quite like it. Check out Maria tomorow night on WWE Superstars when she teams with Gail Kim to take on Michelle McCool and new SmackDown! Diva Alicia Fox!

Lilian Garcia, Kelly Kelly, Nikki Bella and Santina Marella today got the Spring Flowers treatment. It's always great to see the Bellas away from one another, so Nikki looks great in the new shoot. I dont like Kelly's shots - there's nothing spring like about them. Lilian 's is by far the best of any Divas yet. She looks like she's having loads of fun playing with bubbles and flowers! Santina Marella however, made me throw up a little in my mouth - 'nuff said.

Next WWE.com unveiled a beautiful Jillian Hall photoshoot. This is one of Jillian's best shoots. Definately check it out!

Maria - Pucker Up | Spring Flowers Part 2 | Jillian - Jammin' | Divas 365

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Jillian; 1 Signature
Katie Lea; 1 Signature
Natalya; 2 Signatures

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Angelina Love; 2 Signatures
ODB; 1 Signature
Velvet Sky; 2 Signatures

WWE Diva Jillian Hall looks better than ever in her new photoshoot "Enticing In Teal" and theres no hippo faces in sight! She looks amazing in every shot! Let's all hope that "The Fixer" is drafted tonight or this week to SmackDown! or ECW where she can properly showcase her amazing talent.

The Divas of the WWE wait in anticipation for the upcoming WWE Draft which will take place tomorow night and all the fans and Diva fans are waiting to see if their favourite Superstars or Divas will be swapped around! So, today in this post, I will post my last nine predictions and draft picks I would like to see.

Draft Pick Two; Candice To SmackDown!
Everyone thinks its going to happen, even The Fink - Candice Michelle is going to SmackDown! Like quite a lot of the Divas at the moment in the WWE, Candice's character needs refreshed and she needs to be pushed back into regular action, instead of injuring herself all the time.

Draft Pick Three; Brie Or Nikki To RAW
The Bella Twins made up on SmackDown! and yes, WTF is that about? Well, maybe Nikki is being sincere or maybe she is pulling the wool over her sisters eyes OR it could be that WWE want us to wub the twins again so they can just break them up. I think one of the twins may go to RAW so that the twins can get an equal chance at being WWE Divas, instead of being known as 'one of the twins'.

Draft Pick Four; Jillian Hall To SmackDown!
The pop princess of the WWE, Jillian Hall has served her time on RAW I believe. She started out being as impressive as she was on SmackDown!, but ever since November of 2007, Jillian has NEVER won a singles match. The talented Diva jobs to everyone and is made out to be weak against opponents like Kelly Kelly; it's sad as Jillian is one of the most skilled women in the company. I think it's time Jillian had a push and SmackDown! is just the place for her to have that push. I think if Jillian goes to SmackDown!, a face turn could be the next best thing to happen to her.

Draft Pick Five; Rosa Mendes To ECW
If the Santina / Beth angle had finished by now, I would love to see Rosa Mendes along with Santino Marella drafted over to the land of extreme. I think Rosa could have some great matches with the current ECW Vixxens and make a great tag team partner for Katie Lea!

Draft Pick Six; Beth Phoenix To SmackDown!
Since Beth re-debuted on RAW, I always thought she would suit SmackDown! so much more. Why? I don't know, but I'd much rather see The Glamazon strut her stuff on the blue brand.

Draft Pick Seven; Melina To SmackDown!
In my first Diva Draft post, I said how I thought Maryse would go to RAW and take her title with her, if this happens then no doubt that Melina will head back to SmackDown! and take her Women's title with her. I really hope this happens, it'd be nice to see the SmackDown! Divas being taken more seriously with the Women's title on that brand. I think that if she moves to the blue brand, it's best if she is to return to being a bitchy heel and feud with Gail Kim.

Draft Pick Eight; Natalya To ECW
The only third generation Diva, Natalya, is currently a SmackDown! Diva, but rarely features on the show. I think that in the supplemental draft she will be shipped over to the show she's always on - ECW.

Draft Pick Nine; Eve Torres To ECW
This is just a random pick. I think now that Tiffany is General Manager of ECW, that more Divas will find a place on the brand, therefore be somewhat like a training ground for Divas-In-Training, like Eve.

Draft Pick Ten; Vickie Guerrero To SmackDown!
Last Monday Vickie Guerrero announced she was the new RAW General Manager, however, I think her luck, like always, will run out faster than she hoped. I think the draft will ship her back over to the blue brand and we will see her more pissy than ever.

Well that rounds up my Diva Draft predictions and the switches I would like to see. I think the likeliness of Divas being drafted tonight on RAW is like zero to none. I hope that the Divas get switched alot this year as it's time to see some new feuds and partnerships. Can I get a HOLLER? What's your thoughts on the draft?! Tell us in the cbox if you wish! :)

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Alicia; 1 Signature
Jillian; 2 Signatures
Layla; 1 Signature
Michelle; 2 Signatures
Mickie; 2 Signatures

NEW! [Non-Diva Gallery]
Chris Jericho; 2 Signatures
CM Punk; 1 Signature

-Grouped;
Jillian, Rosa, Beth & Santio; 1 Signature

Welcome loyal readers to NARCUSGFX's first 'Photoshoot Of The Month'! Now, what a pity; the TNA Knockouts didn't exactly get much exposure through photoshoots this past month but as usual WWE delivered with their excessive amounts of Diva shoots. Tiffany, Maryse, Katie Lea and Jillian impressed me the most this month with their photoshoots! But it was the new WWE Women's Champ, Melina, who's photoshoots have been a big let down. So check out below who myself and Marcella have voted as January's Photoshoot Of The Month;;

5th; Maryse - Vroom Vroom [ view ]
4th; Eve - Vroom Vroom [ view ]
3rd; Tiffany - Happy Blue Year [ view ]
2nd; Katie Lea - Vroom Vroom [ view ]

January's Photoshoot Of The Month
Jillian - All That
[ Click the pictures below to view ]

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Candice; 1 Signatures
Jillian; 2 Signatures
Katie; 5 Signatures

..well this pop princess is DEFINATELY too cool for anyone with her new photoshoot "All That".



In Jillian Hall's BEST photoshoot to date, we can see the "Sliced Bread" hitmaker looking hotter than SLICED BREAD! In her second shoot of 2009, this is a future winner of the new NARCUSGFX photoshoot of the month; which will obviously be held every month, duh!

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Alicia; 1 Signature
Beth; 1 Signature
Candice; 1 Signature
Jillian; 1 Signature
Natalya; 1 Signature
Victoria; 2 Signatures

So, while myself and Marcella have been off floating around like idiotholes, there has been EIGHT photoshoots that we haven't posted for you, so if you look at the marquee above, there are snippits of all eight. We were graced with 2 Michelle McCool photoshoots, which really should of stayed on the photographers camera, because she looks utterly ridiculous in both. Next we have 2 Alicia Fox photoshoots which are amazing. The first shoot is part of the New Year celebration, in which she borrowed Maryse's dress for [CLICKY]. I don't like her top in the second shoot, but it's a good shoot. Next we have more New Years shoots from Jillian, Melina and Maria. Jillian and Melina look awesome as usual, but the resident dodo brain of WWE doesn't look too great. A scray dress and an oversized flower twirled into an out of control dead dog isn't too appealing. And finall we have a really TWATTY photoshoot from TNA Knockout, SoCal Val!