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Two weeks ago, Mickie James defeated Maryse in a singles match, but she shown that the psycho is still alive and kicking inside of her and last night on RAW, a Divas battle royal went down. Hometown girl Jillian, Rosa, Nikki, Brie and Beth all competed in the number one contenders match, leaving Kelly and Mickie standing. BUT as Kelly eliminated Beth, Maryse sprayed hairspray or something in the eyes of Mickie. Kelly and the ref didn't see this and Kelly nudged Mickie out of the ring to win.

Now I have this notion that Mickie James is gonna go back to her psycho heel ways and turn on Kelly Kelly for eliminating her in the match. We all know Kelly was oblivious to Maryse assaulting Mickie but Mickie doesn't know that! Maybe it's just wishful thinking, but I think Mickie James might be turning psycho sooner than we think!

Related Links: Mickie vs. Maryse | 7 Diva Battle Royal

To Whom It May Concern,

It is I again, here to grace you all with my presence. In this Confession, you get to go deep really deep in the caravans of my mind. This is a warning, there is going to be a lot covered in this wonderful blog. SO get ready to really be educated! We will start backwards this week, starting with Smackdown. [ And you will eventually see who gets called out this week! ;) You get to wait! HAHA. ]

Eve Torres was in her "first match" against former Diva's Champion, Michelle McCool. Now, I will complain about Diva Searchers and Models, but lately and honestly, those idiotholes that are REALLY REALLY bad, usually get weeded out. Look at Lauren Jones and Rochelle! Byebye biatches!Okay Maria and Ashley Massaro weren't weeded out. But hey, Ashley had some talent on the microphone. And Maria.. well she's popular for so ODD reason. But back to Eve. She did a fantastic job! I think this shines well for McCool as well. Michy was able to carry her own and Eve as the veteran in the match. Let's see how Eve holds up in the future. However, Maria comes running to the ring like a SCRAY man! She's frightening, at least this week she didn't TRY to hit Michelle. I thought I would be SICK. It looks like we will be treated to seeing Maria vs Michelle next week. Please kill the Royals NOW! It's going to be a trainwreck.

Hmm, did anyone see the scary Maryse Promo? Yeah, that was more frightening than seeing Maria's sparkly bra photoshoot. Nope, I'm wrong. Maria's photoshoot was WORSE! How about the champion actually be ON Smackdown?

I believe it's let's not put the Women's champions on TV week in WWE. WWE again has the intelligence of a fruit fly. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?!

ECW was nothing special. Katie Lea hissing around and Tiffany sniffing about. Wow! How riveting!

Um, what happened on Raw? Oh yeah, Rosa mauled Candice Michelle after her match with Beth. LMFAO! Rosa is a bit nutty, so you have to love her. But she is annoying! It's like Marc says, she's wubby BUT ANNOYING! She definitely needs to become more comfortable on the show. Mickie and CM Punk vs Layla and Regal. YAYAYAYYYAAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA Layla gets a win! I bet Jillian and Melina went shopping instead of appearing tonight.

Now, things are heating up on TNA. The Beautiful People had a great interview with Lauren who is an outfit repeater! The Beautiful People have been feuding with Roxxi and Taylor Wilde since creation. They finally get their revenge, BUT PALIN smacks Angelina. It was funny! I really enjoy this feud even though Roxxi and Taylor make me wanna pluck my eyeballs out.

HEY YO :@ Don't mess with the Kongtourage, CORN BREAD! I can't wait for Sojo "Only My MOMMA calls me Sojo" Bolt busts a cap in Cornette's ass! Holler!! Sojo is actually becoming entertaining. So good for her. Two thumbs up for her. I really want Raisha Saeed to throw sand in Cornette's eyes, you know he always SEEMS to have an attitude when he's dealing with people that are BETTER than him!!

Looks like WWE doesn't want to be edgy no more! It's PG 13 baby! Let's see how long they last.

People want Sable to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I say, no. Why? She's not ready yet. How is she not ready? Well, my friends, it's simple, there's other divas BEFORE her that will get the rub. Other DIVAS that allowed her to even be in WWE. Miss Elizabeth will probably be inducted. :) Or Sunny. Eventually, WWE might give it to Sable. However, Miss Elizabeth was loved by everyone, except the Royals. We don't think standing there and looking pretty makes you a great manager. But, hey, that's our opinion. She's probably a "legend in her own right." I'll give her that only because I'm a loving and caring individual. And well, Sunny was the one who broke down the barriers for sexy women like Sable and Terri Runnels among others. Now Sunny had it all!

However, OH NO. We are gonna get :) to something that irks me to no end. TAMMY SYTCH! ( Sunny). Why does she need to be a total dirty bitch? I was viewing parts of her shoot interviews. And she is known to hold many male yayas in her mouth. :| You know how IRKED I am! This the LADY that made me want to watch wrestling. I really sat down to watch it cos I liked her. :| She was like my role model. I wanted to be just like her. To see how MEAN and nasty she is , is HEART BREAKING. How she was my favorite diva for so long, is really something. When I went to my first shows in Madison Square Garden, I brought a sign for Sunny and another for Stone Cold Steve Austin.[ LOL I still have them. ] So I'm calling her out on being dirty! But this isn't any NORMAL calling out. Oh no,this is a guilt trip. You should treat others how you want to be treated. It's just such a shame to find out role models aren't as nice as you think they are. Hey, everyone is human, but the stuff she says and does is downright dirty. But, hey live and let live. It's her life.

Now, really onto something more cheery than fat hasbeens! [ Oopsie!!] Allison Danger hits the nail right on the head! Give WWE Divas more time to showcase their skills. WWE, you are real DODO BRAINS!

....WHEN IS GAIL RETURNING? I don't like playing hide and go seek!

Oh, Maria was groped by a male fan. :| As much as I want to fry Maria and throw her in the garbage can, that's horrible! She was " shaken up". I would have PUNCHED the guy just like Chris Jericho did to that female fan that rammed his head into the car.

Anyways, this will conclude this week's Confessions of a REALLY bad Royal Biatch! So remember to stay evil and never touch a ROYAL!

HOLLERING!!!

Sincerely yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
(aka Marcella)

Mmm papii loves youu cos we're...

Mickie James' new photoshoot "Stunning In Silver" is definately stunning! SoCal Val looks hot in blue in her new TNA shoot and Maria looks shockingly awful in her new photoshoot "Shocking".

ALOT of websites have already reported or took notice of this so here we go. Rumour has it that RAW Diva Kelly Kelly is having her push cut, or de-pushed, just because the siren will not pose for Playboy. If you ask me this is totally ridiculous. WWE is now a PG show right? So why would they have a Diva prance around with no clothes on, posing for Playboy for all the little kiddies to see, I mean seriously. I'll hold my hands up if it's later found out to be the truth but to be honest I think it's the most retarded piece of news I've heard in ages!

..well this pop princess is DEFINATELY too cool for anyone with her new photoshoot "All That".



In Jillian Hall's BEST photoshoot to date, we can see the "Sliced Bread" hitmaker looking hotter than SLICED BREAD! In her second shoot of 2009, this is a future winner of the new NARCUSGFX photoshoot of the month; which will obviously be held every month, duh!

Well according to WWE it is! WWE.com have graced us with three new WWE Diva photoshoots today!



The first one is of ECW's newest Diva; Katie Lea! The british bombshell can be seen hanging out in an olde alleyway in her debut ECW attire. She looks fierce as usual! The second Diva is RAW's songbird and ring announcer, Lilian Garcia! Lilian looks awesome as she prances around the leather chair. The final photoshoot of the day is from William Regal's lovely lady friend, Layla! Now really, when doesn't Layla look hot? Layla looks amazing in the final photoshoot, which isn't a suprise. She can be seen sporting a sparkly sequin top with a long skirt and bitchy boots. She looks amazingggggg!

Good ol' JR blogged yesterday and told us all that former Women's Champ and Trish stalker, Mickie James, was involved in a car crash! Fortunately the former schizophrenic Diva escaped without serious injury.

Jim Ross penned in his blog Wednesday that WWE Diva Mickie James and Hall of Famer Gerald Brisco were each involved in a car accident Monday night following Raw. Ross writes, "WWE HOF'er Gerald Brisco and WWE Diva Mickie James were involved in separate car accidents on Monday late night leaving Raw and heading to Omaha. Black ice was the culprit and both individuals escaped serious injury on the treacherous roads during frigid weather." -[pwnewsnow.com]

As you can see above former WWE Women's Champion, Candice Michelle has gotten a candylicious new haircut! I think she looks great! She somewhat resembles Dawn Marie now, just me? Anyway, let's hope Candi gets some ring time tonight, as she's not been featured on RAW for a while! Click the picture to view the few photos.

As you all probably know by now three of RAW's Divas featured in a "FLEX" magazine photoshoot. Layla, Candice Michelle and The Glamazon take off most of their clothes and pose for the cameras in a shoot which is far far better than SmackDown!'s trio of Divas in that other mag. To check out the photoshoot clicky on the snippits above and to read the article, click here.