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As much as I rather would have seen a proper Divas match, the hog pen match wasn't as horrible as I imagined, it was a laugh and Vickie was a great sport, but EXCUSE ME! SHE SHOULD OF KEPT THE SASH AND THE CROWN! Unlike everyone else, I didn't like the I Quit match between Melina and Beth Phoenix last year, but rather than the hog pen match or as well as it, I think the SmackDown! Divas would of definately benefited from a match at this PPV. Melina vs. Michelle McCool for the Women's title or maybe they could of had a 6 Diva tag rematch from this past SmackDown! But whats done is done, let's hope the Divas on SmackDown! can continue to impress us over the leading brand, RAW!

Last night on WWE Superstars the team of Kelly Kelly and Miss WrestleMania Santina Marella defeated Rosa Mendes and The Glamazon Beth Phoenix! Despite the annoying antics of Santina, the match was really very good! Kelly gets better everytime she steps in the ring - definately check it ouT!

To Whom It May Concern;

It's back baby! The Confessions of A Royal Biatch that everyone has come to know and love! So, you ask the great sensational one, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! Well, little idiotbuckets and idiotboxes, I've been BUSY, so SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLES! ;]

Now that my university work has been nearly completed....and I have THREE more days in days apart from each other.... I can finally CONFESS.

I still must analyze TNA Knockouts... Dearies, don't think you got out of my CLUTCHES. You will be spoken to... when I'm good and ready. You will never know when I WILL POP on and confess my devious thoughts.

So back to the bitchyness!

We got some major PROBLEMS in WWE and TNA!

PROBLEM NUMBER ONE!

THE RELEASE OF ROXXI! Now, I know, you gonna say, Mercedes, you hate that lice ridden horse slut. No no no! I HATE her character and her over ratedness... I don't hate uglieee Roxxi. No matter how much I want to smack her, she deserved her spot there! Rhaka Khan allegedly started a fight with Roxxi and got her fired. NEWSFLASH RHAKA, The ROYALS are coming for ya! One of these days, Kurt Angle won't be able to help you. :) And the ROYALS will take their rightful place in TNA. So guess what that means, we won't be taking your shit! So BOOOOO TO TNA.... I sincerely hope that the fans and wrestlers riot and raise some hell in order to rectify this situation. So Rhaka Khan, love, beware... you are the number one SLUT.

PROBLEM NUMBER TWO!

Santina Marella. :) Why does the WWE continue with this stupid gimmick? Okay, it was cute for a second.... but do you really think we, the fans, are dumb? Just have Beth Phoenix massacre Santino once and for all!!...And if Santina wins the Diva's title, Marc and I will march down to RAW, and personally PUT our resumes in to wrestle!

WWE and TNA have royally pissed us ROYAL VALENTINE TWINS off. So beware you two stupid promotions, you never know, maybe the Royals will TAKE OVER the wrestling universe... MWAHAHAHAHA

So remember, you can look all you want, but NEVER EVER TOUCH THE ROYALS!

HOLLERING!

Sincerely Yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
aka Marcella
The Royal Fucking Bitch of the Ring
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face

cos we are...

Yesterday, WWE.com placed up a new Maria photoshoot on their site. As you all know I'm not a fan of Maria or her shoots, but this one's different from the rest - I quite like it. Check out Maria tomorow night on WWE Superstars when she teams with Gail Kim to take on Michelle McCool and new SmackDown! Diva Alicia Fox!

Lilian Garcia, Kelly Kelly, Nikki Bella and Santina Marella today got the Spring Flowers treatment. It's always great to see the Bellas away from one another, so Nikki looks great in the new shoot. I dont like Kelly's shots - there's nothing spring like about them. Lilian 's is by far the best of any Divas yet. She looks like she's having loads of fun playing with bubbles and flowers! Santina Marella however, made me throw up a little in my mouth - 'nuff said.

Next WWE.com unveiled a beautiful Jillian Hall photoshoot. This is one of Jillian's best shoots. Definately check it out!

Maria - Pucker Up | Spring Flowers Part 2 | Jillian - Jammin' | Divas 365

I was on Gerweck.net earlier, reading the latest news and whatnot and found this snippit of news about the Divas Battle Royal;

25-Diva Miss WrestleMania Battle Royal
Participants include: Melina, Mickie James, Beth Phoenix, Santino Marella, Michelle McCool, Tammy Lynn Sytch, Victoria, Mae Young and Gail Kim

Hopefully it's just one of these 'line-up scheduled to change' things, because if not I will be one very ANRY Royal. Santino Marella? REALLY? I love Mae Young but I think it would be awful if she was to be apart of this match, I mean the poor dear is pushing 90! 'Mania is only a day away, so hopefully things will become more clear tomorow. To read the article mentioned, click here.

Victoria, Torrie Wilson, Molly Holly, Miss Jackie and Sunny have been confirmed by Eve and Kelly Kelly for the Divas Battle Royal at WrestleMania 25! This means that there are two final places left in the battle royal! One will blatently be Trish Stratus and lets hope the other suprise one will be Lita or Luna Vachon!; but knowing WWE as of late, Santino Marella will be taking up the final place. BOO HISS BOO!

Check out our latest media update too by clicking here!

..is what most people described the eighteen Diva tag match on RAW, Brie vs. Nikki and Jenny Cash's news segments..but hey, I disagree completely!

First we have the latest FCW News and Gossip with the most expensive Diva, Jenny Cash! CHA-CHING! This segment wasn't as entertaining as her previous ones; this one seems more playful yet annoying.

Next we have the huge eighteen Diva tag match featuring all the WWE Divas [minus Candice]. Many people pissed and moaned that the match was just over a minute long and that it was soooooooo rubbish. Really? The match itself was really great. It was nice to see Jillian, Katie Lea and Tiffany get into the match. But yeah, I agree with people when they say Santino ruined it. Him wanting to be a WWE Diva is rather boring now. YAWNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Finally we have the Battle Of The Bellas! Brie Bella clashed with Nikki Bella in an interesting match! I liked how Brie hesitated alot while Nikki was more vicious and didn't care. I LOVED how much heat Nikki got and how much the crowd where behind each Diva. Both have improved massively in my opinion. I think as the feud builds up, the next time they lock up, it will be more intense!

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Alicia; 1 Signature
Jillian; 2 Signatures
Layla; 1 Signature
Michelle; 2 Signatures
Mickie; 2 Signatures

NEW! [Non-Diva Gallery]
Chris Jericho; 2 Signatures
CM Punk; 1 Signature

-Grouped;
Jillian, Rosa, Beth & Santio; 1 Signature

To kick off February, WWE has released two photoshoots; one of Candice and one of The Bella Twins. I don't really like Nikki and Brie's "Superbowl" photoshoot. Nikki looks hot but Brie and the outfits look stupid. However, Candice Michelle's new photoshoot "On The Rocks" is pretty awesome! It's different to most shoots as shock HORROR Candice is COVERED UP!

WWE.com also stated that Candice will be taking on Beth Phoenix tonight on RAW. Could this be the night our lovely Candycoated vixxen turns heel? If it is, here's how I see it happening. Rosa Mendes and Santino accompany Beth to the ring. Candice comes down and the match begins. I'd say Beth would win by DQ because Melina comes down and beats on Beth. Rosa thumps Melina CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT! Candice helps Melina away from Beth and Rosa before glancing over to the heels and taking Melina out. BAM! Candice aligns herself with The Glamazon, Rosa WEIRDY Mendes and Santino Marella.

It looks like the rumours were true as Trish Stratus showed up on Monday Night RAW! Santino issued a challenge to Cena; Glamarella versus Cena and another Diva...Cena chose Stratus! Trish looked really impressive during the match, but will she be there next week on RAW and if so, how long will she stay with WWE and if she does, will she break her own record and become an EIGHT time WWE Women's Champion?!

That's right! The IGN Superstar Countdown has kicked off with the Milan Miracle, Santino Marella! IGN will be revealing the roster day by day [excluding weekends] so I will update when the Divas are announced. Back to Santino; his entrance rocks and his game character looks great, take a look at his Superstar Countdown page by clicking here and click here for the video of his entrance, signature and finishing moves!