Quick Photoshoot Update
Friday, 1 May 2009


WWE.com's special photoshoot Diva photoshoot Spring Flowers has gained two more galleries. Gallery three includes Jillian, Mickie James, Maryse and Brie Bella. Gallery four features Alicia Fox, Michelle McCool, Natalya and Gail Kim. All Divas look amazing - but Michelle's dress is very weird.

Katie Lea Burchill and Alicia Fox both have separate shoots and I'm fond of neither shoot OR the bush on Alicia's head.

WWE continues with their new feature 'Classic Divas'. Earlier today WWE posted up an exclusive gallery of Trish Stratus; the most overrated Diva in WWE history.

TNA also got the studio bug as two of the Knockouts got updates to their gallery and one Knockout debuted her gallery! Sojo Bolt looks really great in her shoot, but the outfit and the DEAD animal curled up on her head look ridiculous. I mean honestly. Taylor's photos were suprisingly lovely! She looks amazing in both the shoots and I have nothing to say about Jenna - kthxbye.

Divas 365 | WWE Classic Divas | Spring Flowers: Gallery 3 | Spring Flowers: Gallery 4
Katie Lea: Cowgirl | Alicia Fox: Foxy Curls | Trish: Classic Diva Photos
Sojo Bolt | Taylor Wilde 1 | Taylor Wilde 2 | Jenna 1 | Jenna 2

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MAЯC!; at 17:21 | 0 comments
SHUT THE **** UP!
Monday, 20 April 2009


Just because she doesn't have a proper job means that Trish Stratus can write seventy myspace blogs a day, make appearances everywhere and bitching about the state of the WWE Divas.
She says the current state of WWE's women's division leaves a lot to be desired. Storylines, character development and in-ring action aren't really the focus.

"It is disappointing," she says. "I think what it is, they have too many women. And I think they can't even see who's who because there's so many of them. I think they need someone maybe that can focus on the women."
The WWE don't know what to do with some of the WWE Divas sometimes, as they usually like to push the new Divas over anyone else. BUT REALLY? Has Trish not found anything better to do than talk shit all the time? Honestly, I for one do not want to hear her any longer. She's dragging out her fame toooooooooo long, it's time to give it all up Trish. You can read the full article here. KTHXBYE!

Marcella says; "****ING DIRTY LICE *****ES TRISH STRATUS"

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MAЯC!; at 20:16 | 0 comments
IRKFUL Diva Mania News
Saturday, 4 April 2009


I was on Gerweck.net earlier, reading the latest news and whatnot and found this snippit of news about the Divas Battle Royal;
25-Diva Miss WrestleMania Battle Royal
Participants include: Melina, Mickie James, Beth Phoenix, Santino Marella, Michelle McCool, Tammy Lynn Sytch, Victoria, Mae Young and Gail Kim
Hopefully it's just one of these 'line-up scheduled to change' things, because if not I will be one very ANRY Royal. Santino Marella? REALLY? I love Mae Young but I think it would be awful if she was to be apart of this match, I mean the poor dear is pushing 90! 'Mania is only a day away, so hopefully things will become more clear tomorow. To read the article mentioned, click here.

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MAЯC!; at 16:57 | 0 comments
The Fantastic Five
Wednesday, 1 April 2009


Victoria, Torrie Wilson, Molly Holly, Miss Jackie and Sunny have been confirmed by Eve and Kelly Kelly for the Divas Battle Royal at WrestleMania 25! This means that there are two final places left in the battle royal! One will blatently be Trish Stratus and lets hope the other suprise one will be Lita or Luna Vachon!; but knowing WWE as of late, Santino Marella will be taking up the final place. BOO HISS BOO!

Check out our latest media update too by clicking here!

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MAЯC!; at 21:39 | 0 comments
DEAR YOU; Please Refrain From Trying To Make Appearances At Any POSSIBLE CHANCE!
Saturday, 31 January 2009


OKAY! So, Marcella's Confessions was like WOAH with irate-ness, however, something has now PLUCKED my tail feathers. OH my yes. TRISH STRATUS would LIKE to be at WrestleMania. OKAY REALLY?! It was nice seeing you that once after your retirement, but GO away TRISH!

Now, I have read comments on various websites and most people would rather she didn't have a match at WrestleMania and OOPSIE, I agree. I mean sure have an appearance backstage, but SAVE the spotlight for the Divas of today! After last years dissapointing WrestleMania Divas match, I think Diva fans everywhere are hoping for two title matches this year; a WWE Women's and WWE Divas title matches!

I realise she's probably bored, sitting at home posting blogs all day, but SHE retired, if she didn't want to be out of the WWE, then she shouldn't of retired! Silly idiothole.

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MAЯC!; at 21:59 | 0 comments
It's Time To Rock 'n' Roll!
Tuesday, 23 December 2008


It looks like the rumours were true as Trish Stratus showed up on Monday Night RAW! Santino issued a challenge to Cena; Glamarella versus Cena and another Diva...Cena chose Stratus! Trish looked really impressive during the match, but will she be there next week on RAW and if so, how long will she stay with WWE and if she does, will she break her own record and become an EIGHT time WWE Women's Champion?!

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MAЯC!; at 18:09 | 0 comments
The Royals def. AskMen.com
Sunday, 19 October 2008
Recently the dodo brains at AskMen.com posted their version of the top ten WWE Divas ever;
10: Eve Torres
9: Dawn Marie
8: Candice Michelle
7: Mickie James
6: Lita
5: Chyna
4: Stacy Keibler
3: Torrie Wilson
2: Trish Stratus
1: Rena Mero 'Sable'
Now, because this list is completey absurd, myself and Marcella thought it was about time to post the second ever Royals Verdict of the top ten WWE Divas ever. So get ready for a very long post!




The talented Jillian Hall is placed ten in our top ten WWE Divas list not because she is one of our faves, but because whenever she's booked for a show, she delivers. She's have to put up with two horrible gimmicks; the vile blemish on the side of her face which was inevitably eaten off by the Boogeyman and currently, she plays the tone-deaf pop-tart. But despite these dreadful gimmicks, she has been the fixer to many champions and is a highly talented performer.


When you want tough ladies, look no further to this bitch! Jackie is one tough chick and being inducted as the first female wrestler into the PWI top 500 wrestlers proves it. She has a third degree black belt in taekwando and is heavily experienced in boxing and kick boxing. Jackie was the first to capture the WWE Women's Championship after it was reactivated and went on to hold the title for a second time and to be one of few females to hold the WWE Cruiserweight Championship. The current TNA Knockout also came in second place in WWE's version of Fear Factor, losing out to Matt Hardy.


The Diva Of The Decade, Trish Stratus, spent 6 years in the WWE and took 1 Hardcore title reign, 3 Babe Of The Year awards and a record busting 7 Women's title reigns away with her; that is why she is ranked 8 on our Diva list.


Move, the most dominant Diva coming through! If you thought you could ride off, Melina, think again! She's one of the most innovated Divas at the moment. Look, even Rhaka Khan kindly took Mel's finisher! What does that tell you of this two time Women's Champion? HELLO?! She's that damn good! Her heel antics as a Hollywood socialite have been golden, why do you think her title reign was known as the Golden Hollywood Reign?!


Vickie Guerrero may not be a wrestler, but she is arguably one of the most over WWE Divas in the history of the business. NO other Diva gets or did get as much heat as this lady. Deep down though, everyone loves Vickie. She's a team player and she's awesome at what she does, plus, she was married to the late and great Hall Of Famer, Eddie Guerrero!


Despite not being as experienced in the ring as the other Divas on this list, Torrie Wilson still to this day is probably WWE's most memorable and popular WWE Diva despite the fact she isn't even with the company. Torrie made her career of being on the covers of many WWE magazines, Playboy, FHM and more! Her wrestling skills shot up in 2005 when she turned heel, and from then they gradually increased but unfortunately her in-ring career ended at the end of 2007 when she was put out with a back injury, later told she would never wrestle again.


This vicious vixen started her career as a hoe on the Godfather's Hoe Train, leading the way as the head of the hoe's. After being ditched by the Godfather and the skanks, Victoria returned to WWE in July of 2002 where she began a feud with then Women's Champ, Trish Stratus. Four months later, Victoria captured her first Women's Championship and went on to hold the belt one more time briefly in 2004. However, throughout her career as a psycho bitch from hell, Victoria has been a trainer to many other Divas and paved the way for women's wrestling.


Dedication isn't the word for this former WWE Women's Champion. She was so loyal to the WWE and wrestling that she even shaved her HAIR off! She did what she could to be the best and even was involved with Spike Dudley... Hell, she was a superhero for a time. This vicious wholesome Diva changed the way Divas were. You didn't have to be a trashy whore to be a Diva; you could be modest and a huge bitch!


Lita was the first of her hand to do highrisk moves. She opened the doors to a generation of women to become wrestlers and be on the same level as the men. Unfortunately her life threw a screwball and she became one of the most hated members of the WWE roster, ever! But despite that, even though she didn't have seven Women's Championship reigns, her career was and still is the most inspiring and moving out of all the Divas.


When you say bitch, only one name can hold true. STEPHANIE MCMAHON! The Billion Dollar Princess has taken names, slapped down trollops, and shown what she is made of. She was a Woman's Champion, Head of Creative team, General Manager of SmackDown!, and one half of the McMahon-Helmsely Faction. She slapped many divas including Sable, Debra, Melina, Trish and even her own mother, Linda!

Others that nearly made the list include; Ivory, Nidia Guenard, Dawn Marie, The Fabulous Moolah and Terri Runnels.

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