NARCUSGFX

Welcome to the first edition of "It's Our Royal Dream" where I will discuss our thoughts on matches that I dream would happen! So take a dip into my scary minds as I kick off the first edition of It's Our Royal Dream!


MARYSE versus. LITA
Both great performers and heel Divas in their own way, Maryse and Lita could potentially put on a really great match! While Maryse may not be as accomplished in the ring as Lita, the pair are really good at what they do and even though many people would say this is a complete mismatch, I think otherwise. Their unique styles and in-ring presence is what would make this match awesome! The bout would be pretty evenly matched, with both Lita and Maryse taking charge of the match from time to time. But after a battle of whos swinging snap DDT is the best, the winner would be...
WINNER: LITA


RAISHA SAEED versus. KATIE LEA
Probably two of the best performers in their respected companies, Raisha Saeed and Katie Lea, both are definately two of the most underrated and mistreated ladies in the business. Again, the pair bring a mix of different wrestling styles and abilities to the table; Katie Lea is a great technical wrestler while Raisha is a little more versatile. Katie Lea would totally have the upperhand in this match though because she's British, like me! because in her career with the WWE, she has won several matches, where as in TNA, Raisha Saeed hasn't won any.
WINNER: KATIE LEA


JILLIAN HALL versus. NATALYA
Natalya Neidhart may come from THE Dungeon, but Jillian Hall comes from LALA LAND, the place where all your wishes come true! Okay, really? Since being drafted to RAW in 2007 and since the end of 2007, Jillian hasn't won a singles match. She's won the occasional tag team match whereas Natalya has a few singles victories up her sleeve, most recently to Alicia Fox. Just because Natalya was trained by all those scary men in the Dungeon, doesn't maker her a better wrestler than Jillian. Natalya is probably the best WWE has to offer when it comes to Divas, but she's a technical submission wrestler...that's it. Jillian is very versatile has a variety of wrestling styles to offer, that's why she'd win the match.
WINNER: JILLIAN HALL

I posted a blog on the 19th saying how I was going to see SmackDown!/ECW at Birmingham and guys it was an awesome show! As suspected in the Divas side of things, Natalya, Katie Lea and Divas Champ Maryse teamed up to take on Nikki, Brie and Gail Kim! The match was pretty long and it was really, really awesome! There was a lot of back and forth action. Nikki got dominated quite a lot until she got the hot tag to Gail. Gail won the match after executing her new leg facebustery move on Katie Lea. Tiffany later came out to announce the ECW title match. If you have my myspace, then you can view the caps from the show! :)

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Jillian; 1 Signature
Katie Lea; 1 Signature
Natalya; 2 Signatures

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Angelina Love; 2 Signatures
ODB; 1 Signature
Velvet Sky; 2 Signatures

The WWE are on a tour around Europe and are stopping off in my home country, England, tomorow night and guess whos got tickets for one of the shows? THAT'S right, I have tickets to go and watch a SmackDown!/ECW house show on the 22nd of April - which is Wednesday! The Divas in the line up for the show are Maryse and Michelle McCool, but the line-up and schedule is subject to change as always. But I've seen some recent house show results from Europe and the Divas matches on all have been a six Diva tag match; The Bella Twins & Gail Kim versus Katie Lea, Maryse & Natalya. I'm really looking forward to it and yeppers, I'ma be uploading piccys! :)

In the 2009 Diva Draft, four WWE Divas found new homes and four returned to their 'stomping grounds'. The Bella Twins and the WWE Divas Champion Maryse were sent to RAW, Natalya was sent to the land of extreme and finally Alicia Fox, Layla, Candice and WWE Women's Champion Melina were sent packing to the blue brand. In a change to Marcella's Royal Confessions, get ready for a very colourful post as the first Confessions Of The Royal Valentine Twins debuts! The pair of us will now give our thoughts on every Diva Draft pick of 2009! Marc's thoughts will be in green and Marcella's in orange!

Natalya To ECW; How obvious was this? Correct me if I'm wrong but since her wubber has debuted on ECW, Nattie hasn't been on SmackDown!, not once, so she was acting as an ECW Vixxen, but being a SmackDown! Diva. Since dodo brain DH Smith has been drafted to ECW, expect the debut of the Hart Foundation...boring! Oh Nattie to ECW would have been exciting since she fits that model of the extreme vixxen, however, like Marc said, she's been there. WHAT TYPE OF MOVE IS THIS? Stupid. Especially, there is no face divas, but Tiffany, for her to feud with. I guess Tiff can do a rookie diva thingy. And DH SMITH makes me barf..I love the concept of the New Hart Foundation... I just hate SMITH.

Candice To SmackDown!; Everyone thought Candi was heading to SmackDown! and everyone was right. Let's hope she can restart her career here and not get injured everyday. Candice Michelle is way too hott for Cable TV. ;) ! She deserves a fresh start and she'll get one being an important part of the Smackdown roster. Hopefully, she smacks fellow diva searcher, Michelle McCool, just for fun!

WWE Divas Champion Maryse To RAW; There isn't much competition on RAW for Maryse. It'd be nice to see Maryse and Beth feud but I think no matter who she feuds with on RAW that it will grow stale and boring quickly. Maryse has a chance to feud with Beth and Mickie, which won't be too bad. However, Raw's division is looking sorta weak. The only "true" wrestlers are Beth, Jillian, and Mickie. The Bellas and Kelly are just starting out, along with Maryse. How technical can you get? I just hope Jillian breaks into Maryse and smacks some french fries out of her! :P

Layla To SmackDown!; YAYA! I'm glad Layla has returned to SmackDown! instead of floating around being misused on RAW, BUT what does this mean for her? I think if used correctly, that soon Layla will be a serious title contender; I'd love to see her as Women's Champ! Layla needs this move. All she did on Raw was follow Regal around and take his UGLY coat. Thank goodness. She better be used in matches and kick the holy hell out of some people. Remember Layla, I want you to FUCKING RIP someone's HEAD OFF!

Alicia Fox To SmackDown!; I wasn't too bothered about this pick, but I'm glad Alicia has been split from DJ Gabriel and can finally showcase her skills against the likes of Layla, Gail, Melina and Michelle. Alicia Fox is away from her dancing king! :( I think Alicia would have done good to stay in ECW so she could learn from Katie Lea and Natalya. However, this could work out well. I just hope she doesn't get shoved into Edge's arms. Then I will be pissed and snap some necks!

The Bella Twins To RAW; When Nikki was drafted to SmackDown!, I was dancing - the twins were finally split up - however, BRIE was later thrown over to RAW. Could this be because they are gonna split again? I'm not really bothered as both of them going to RAW has irked me as Jillian will just JOB to them 90 times a month. Oh don't get me start on BOTH Bellas being drafted. I was raging like no other. The draft could have added dimensions to their one dimensional characters ^_^ but no, we will get this sibling rivarly all day baby all day. I will be a very ANGRY ROYAL! You know what WWE Universe, I draft YOUS to the bin! HOLLERING!!

WWE Women's Champion Melina To SmackDown!; I was really pleased when Mel was drafted back to SmackDown!, hopefully now she's there she will freshen up her character as her face run has been boring from the start. Now John Morrison's back on SmackDown!, maybe the two will reunite and change back to the obnoxious A-Listers we loved! Melina to Smackdown made me happy. Then when John Morrison was drafted to Smackdown, I was really happy. You know what would have made me estatic, I don't know... maybe... DRAFTING JILLIAN HALL TO SMACKDOWN! Anyways, Melina will now have a good chance to showcase her craft with other divas and spice up Friday Nights. However, TURN HER HEEL AND PUT HER WITH HER MOMO! I will be such a forgiving ROYAL that I will put my BAG away.... for two minutes ONLY!

Both myself and Marcella will be posting our thoughts on the Divas Draft this year later on tonight in a special Confessions of the Royal Valentine Twins.

WWE.com unveiled a new bunch of photos of Mickie James today. The scenary is amazing, it looks like the place WWE shot their Summer Skin photoshoot. Mickie looks really great, but a bikini shoot doesn't really fit the utter shitty weather we've been having lately.

I know the 'Light In The Dark' shoot from Natalya isn't the newest shoot out, but I never commented on it. I don't like the clothes, but the poses and the black/white-ness looks really awesome, it's very different to other shoots.

So first off we see Melina, Kelly and Mickie walking backstage. RAW goes to an ad break.

As it returns we see Natalya, Maryse and Michelle in the ring. The RAW Divas then come out. Maryse and Michelle start arguing, Natalya tries to cool them down but the RAW Divas take them out. Mickie and Michelle get into the ring and start the match. The two put on an AWESOME fight! The match ends when Mickie flies from the top rope and gets a big boot in the face from McCool.

DIVA DRAFT PICK #1
Women's Champ Melina is drafted over to SmackDown!

Jeff Hardy runs in and attacks RAW's newest Superstar Matt Hardy, screwing his own brand out of a draft pick. The two fly away like idiotholes as a draft pick for RAW pops up.

DIVA DRAFT PICK #2
Divas Champ Maryse is drafted over to RAW

Maryse comes out and looks a bit pissed off to start with, but she soon smirks and acts her usual bitchy self, YAY!

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So dudes that is the end of the WWE Diva Draft 2009! HOWEVER, don't forget to check back here on Wednesday as we will be covering the supplemental Diva Draft!

The Divas of the WWE wait in anticipation for the upcoming WWE Draft which will take place tomorow night and all the fans and Diva fans are waiting to see if their favourite Superstars or Divas will be swapped around! So, today in this post, I will post my last nine predictions and draft picks I would like to see.

Draft Pick Two; Candice To SmackDown!
Everyone thinks its going to happen, even The Fink - Candice Michelle is going to SmackDown! Like quite a lot of the Divas at the moment in the WWE, Candice's character needs refreshed and she needs to be pushed back into regular action, instead of injuring herself all the time.

Draft Pick Three; Brie Or Nikki To RAW
The Bella Twins made up on SmackDown! and yes, WTF is that about? Well, maybe Nikki is being sincere or maybe she is pulling the wool over her sisters eyes OR it could be that WWE want us to wub the twins again so they can just break them up. I think one of the twins may go to RAW so that the twins can get an equal chance at being WWE Divas, instead of being known as 'one of the twins'.

Draft Pick Four; Jillian Hall To SmackDown!
The pop princess of the WWE, Jillian Hall has served her time on RAW I believe. She started out being as impressive as she was on SmackDown!, but ever since November of 2007, Jillian has NEVER won a singles match. The talented Diva jobs to everyone and is made out to be weak against opponents like Kelly Kelly; it's sad as Jillian is one of the most skilled women in the company. I think it's time Jillian had a push and SmackDown! is just the place for her to have that push. I think if Jillian goes to SmackDown!, a face turn could be the next best thing to happen to her.

Draft Pick Five; Rosa Mendes To ECW
If the Santina / Beth angle had finished by now, I would love to see Rosa Mendes along with Santino Marella drafted over to the land of extreme. I think Rosa could have some great matches with the current ECW Vixxens and make a great tag team partner for Katie Lea!

Draft Pick Six; Beth Phoenix To SmackDown!
Since Beth re-debuted on RAW, I always thought she would suit SmackDown! so much more. Why? I don't know, but I'd much rather see The Glamazon strut her stuff on the blue brand.

Draft Pick Seven; Melina To SmackDown!
In my first Diva Draft post, I said how I thought Maryse would go to RAW and take her title with her, if this happens then no doubt that Melina will head back to SmackDown! and take her Women's title with her. I really hope this happens, it'd be nice to see the SmackDown! Divas being taken more seriously with the Women's title on that brand. I think that if she moves to the blue brand, it's best if she is to return to being a bitchy heel and feud with Gail Kim.

Draft Pick Eight; Natalya To ECW
The only third generation Diva, Natalya, is currently a SmackDown! Diva, but rarely features on the show. I think that in the supplemental draft she will be shipped over to the show she's always on - ECW.

Draft Pick Nine; Eve Torres To ECW
This is just a random pick. I think now that Tiffany is General Manager of ECW, that more Divas will find a place on the brand, therefore be somewhat like a training ground for Divas-In-Training, like Eve.

Draft Pick Ten; Vickie Guerrero To SmackDown!
Last Monday Vickie Guerrero announced she was the new RAW General Manager, however, I think her luck, like always, will run out faster than she hoped. I think the draft will ship her back over to the blue brand and we will see her more pissy than ever.

Well that rounds up my Diva Draft predictions and the switches I would like to see. I think the likeliness of Divas being drafted tonight on RAW is like zero to none. I hope that the Divas get switched alot this year as it's time to see some new feuds and partnerships. Can I get a HOLLER? What's your thoughts on the draft?! Tell us in the cbox if you wish! :)

Yes it's that time again! The photoshoots of February have all been unique and different to one another. We saw the wonderful Valentines Day shoots from the WWE Divas and some SCRAY TNA Knockout photoshoots! ANYWAY, without furthur adue, here are the four runner up and winner of NARCUSGFX's February 2009 photoshoot of the month!

5th | Natalya | Pink Lady | View

4th | Rosa Mendes | Valentines Day | View

3rd | Katie Lea | Dark Angel | View

2nd| Tiffany | Great In Gray | View

Photoshoot Of The Month
Katie Lea | Fabulous Fringe | View

"Pink Lady", Natalya's new photoshoot is probably one of her best! The shoot is way energetic and again, WWE.com deliver on the different-ness and original-ness of the Diva shoots! Remember to click the pictures to view the full shoot!

I haven't uploaded media in a while so here's some new stuff. I basically stuck with the same layout with all of these signatures and I loved how they all turned out, check them out!!

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Melina; 2 Signatures
Mickie; 4 Signatures
Natalya; 3 Signatures
Nikki; 1 Signature
Rosa; 1 Signature

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Jacqueline; 1 Signature
Sojo Bolt; 2 Signatures

Spice up your day with taking a peek at four new WWE Diva photoshoots. The irkful yet wuby psycho stalker Rosa Mendes kicks off her WWE.com Diva Profile by adding a bunch of new studio shots! She can be seen galavanting around in four different outfits; the newest freaky fan turned Diva looks smoking HOT in all four! Woo, Nikki Bella gets some more studio time. You should definately check the shoot out, it's at the top of the Bella shoots in my opinion. The WWE Women's Champion "Master" Melina can be seen being a weirdo in a really interesting photoshoot. Finally Natalya accompanies her real life boyfriend, Tyson Kidd, in a really cool photoshoot. Despite the hippo face of Kidd and the scrabby extensions in Natalya's hair, the pair pull off what is an awesome photoshoot!

SO it's TRUE! The Royals are very devastated to announce the revolting news that Madison Rayne is infact the NEWEST TNA Knockout. After failing to look decent both times she stepped inside the TNA ring, we're pretty mad she's been hired. There's so many talented women out there who will probably never be given a chance like this, so Madi, please refrain from sucking! ALSO, Sarah Stock has also been signed to TNA. TNAWrestling.com announced a new line-up of rubbish t-shirts. Among them was one of our favourite monster, Awesome Kong! Strangely the t-shirt is BABY BLUE! What were they THINKING?


NOW, onto photoshoots! WWE's third generation nonno Natalya has graced us with an awesome photoshoot. She looks fierce; maybe because the shoot was taken before she put silly string in her hair. YEAH BABY! Jacqueline, Sojourner "ONLY MY MOMMA CALLS ME SOJO!" Bolt and Madison Rayne have all have new studio photos in their TNA Knockout profiles. Remember to click all the small photos to see the photoshoots and Kong's new t-shirt!

First Alicia Fox, then Katie Lea Burchill and now Natalya? I don't know about anyone else but I'm liking the way Alicia, Katie Lea and Natalya have been placed on ECW. It's already given Alicia a new character and gotten her quite over and it's given Katie Lea a chance to freshen up her character and get more over with the crowd too. Hopefully the same is in store for our favourite third generation biatch! YEAH BABY!

I'm back and there's been lots of stuff happened since I've been gone. A new Women's champ, loads of photoshoots and much more.




We got a double helping of Tiffany in her photoshoot named "Bright White". The third generation biatch, Natalya, looks smokin' in "Beauty & The Best". "Save A Dance" for Alicia Fox in her stunning new shoot. Hmmm, am I the only one who DOESN'T like this Melina shoot? I mean really, HOORAH for her being champ but ewww. This photoshoot isn't her best.