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SO there is LOTS of photoshoots to get through, so let's start with "Shine It All Round" featuring Michelle McCool! I really like this shoot of Michy, it really shows her bitchy heel side.

If you're a fan of the TNA Knockouts Champ, Awesome Kong, then you will be pleased to know that the dominant biatch FINALLY has some studio photos and boy does she look IRATE in every single shot! Check them out or Raisha Saeed will no doubt come after you and blind you with her Syrian sand. Kthxbye.

WWE Divas Rosa Mendes, Alicia Fox, Mickie James and Jillian Hall grace us with new photoshoots also. Each Diva oddly shows a different side to their personality in these shoots; they're well worth checking out, each Diva looks great!

NOW, if you are into ugly people, lesbians, more ugly people and more lesbians, then you should definately check out the newest photos of Traci Brooks, Sojourner Bolt, ODB and SoCal Val. Don't get me wrong I wubers Val, Sojo and ODB, but honestly, those shoots are paper BAG worthy! AND OI Traci, you certainly did cross the line bub....you crossed the line and banged right into the ugly tree, getting SLAPPED by every single branch! Please refrain from trying to look sexy and trying to copy Trinity's old snaps with the WWE, as you fail miserably and look awful!

Natalya and her silly string recently graced us with two brand new shoots; one by herself and one with her boyfriend with the weird hair. I didn't like the mixed shoot, but she looked fierce in the solo one! Also one of our faveys, Tiffany, got a new shoot, but the poor dear looks photoshopped to hell in EVERY photo. BUTUH, someone who could of done with some photoshop treatment was Lilian Garcia. Now Lilian always looks lovely, however, this photoshoot was badddddddddd!

Oh and before I forget, Marcella wanted me to add that she is going to clothesline EVERY Diva and Knockout, why? I don't know, you will have to wait for her wuby confessions! Until then, later taters!

Traci Brooks and Tiffany both have new photoshoots and both really HURT our eyes. The assistant GM of ECW is sporting a MAJOR hippo face in this photoshoot! Tiffany's FACE looks completely different in each photo; she looks totally weird.

But OH, Traci Brooks!? Sorry wuber but your new photoshoot is about as attractive as Mae Young giving birth to a hand. Please refrain from hurting our eyes!!!

Also, WWE.com posted Kelly Kelly's Valentine's Day 2008 photoshoot on WWE.com, to check it out click here and here.

After ODB suffered a loss at the hands of Knockouts Champion Awesome Kong last night at TNA's Against All Odds, another Knockotus Gauntlet match has been scheduled for this Thursday's iMPACT!

- There will be a Knockouts Gauntlet Match on "iMPACT!" as it will be Taylor Wilde vs. Angelina Love vs. ODB vs. Raisha Saeed vs. Roxxi vs. Velvet Sky vs. Sojo Bolt vs. Rhaka Khan vs. Madison Rayne

Why is Madison Rayne back? Didn't The Kongtourage and The Royals dispose of her dead dog infested head a LONG time ago? URGH, but wait! Where is Traci Brooks and Jacqueline in this match!?? TNA should start including these more, especially poor TRACI!

Anyway, who will win? The obvious choices are Taylor Wilde, Roxxi and ODB. BUT maybe we will get suprised...maybe Rhaka Khan will walk away winner! You know she did say "I just want to let them know there are great things in store for Rhaka Khan" in a recent interview with UGO.com, but who knows?! Ah, that's right, we will know soon enough when the spoilers are thrown our way and we will surely let you all know!!

So, while myself and Marcella have been off floating around like idiotholes, there has been EIGHT photoshoots that we haven't posted for you, so if you look at the marquee above, there are snippits of all eight. We were graced with 2 Michelle McCool photoshoots, which really should of stayed on the photographers camera, because she looks utterly ridiculous in both. Next we have 2 Alicia Fox photoshoots which are amazing. The first shoot is part of the New Year celebration, in which she borrowed Maryse's dress for [CLICKY]. I don't like her top in the second shoot, but it's a good shoot. Next we have more New Years shoots from Jillian, Melina and Maria. Jillian and Melina look awesome as usual, but the resident dodo brain of WWE doesn't look too great. A scray dress and an oversized flower twirled into an out of control dead dog isn't too appealing. And finall we have a really TWATTY photoshoot from TNA Knockout, SoCal Val!

New England Championship Wrestling and World Women’s Wrestling star, Lexxus will be undergoing a name change next weekend at the NECW and WWW events at the National Guard Armory in Quincy, MA.

Last Thursday, NECW promoter, Sheldon Goldberg received a letter from a Washington D.C. law firm representing Toyota Motor Corporation claiming that the name “Lexxus” was “an unauthorized commercial use” of that name, claiming it is a misuse of their Lexus automobile trademark.

The letter requested than NECW, World Women’s Wrestling and the wrestler known as Lexxus cease and desist using that ring name. The firm cited Lexxus’ one time appearance in Total Nonstop Action Wrestling using the name “Mercedes Steele” as proof of “the wrestler’s intention to associate herself with well-known automobile brands.”

NECW co-owner and promoter, Sheldon Goldberg took the matter under advisement with the wrestler known as Lexxus and the company’s attorney. NECW sent a response to Toyota’s law firm today.

Goldberg said, “To sum up our response, our counsel agrees with us that the wrestler named Lexxus is well within her rights to use that name. We do not believe that any reasonable person would confuse the wrestler known as Lexxus with an automobile. However, as a practical matter, there would be nothing to gain from a legal battle, which could only be waged at significant cost to us. For that reason, we have informed Toyota that we intend to comply with their request, and the wrestler known as Lexxus will undergo a name change on the event scheduled for Saturday, November 29 in Quincy, MA. Her new name will be revealed at that time.”

Goldberg also said, “This is actually a compliment to our company and to the wrestler known as Lexxus. If our promotion of Lexxus and her exemplary performance were not significant, it would never have attracted the attention of a global conglomerate like Toyota. While we absolutely disagree with Toyota’s claims, we do respect their efforts to protect what they perceive to be their intellectual property. We have asked Toyota to consider working with our company in the future.”

Yup, that's right! Former Mercedes Steele is in TROUBLE! She must change her scrabby name of Lexxus. But really, Goldberg, don't think she's all that. She DID have several DEAD animals on her head when she debuted on TNA iMPACT! And still no one really knows of her, just a few people who haven't forgotten her scary face, since she gave them NIGHTMARES!

Anyways, this update would have been up earlier, but I felt the need to thump people using my CAW, Mercedes Phoenix Valentine on Smackdown vs Raw 2009