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The Bella Twins; 3 Signatures

Welcome to NARCUSGFX's first live coverage of Monday Night RAW!

Vickie Guerrero, General Manager Of RAW said that her main event will not be ruined, therefore Batista, Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes and MVP will face each other tonight in singles matches to determine who joins team leaders [Randy Orton / Shane McMahon] in the main event. EXCUSE HER!

Kelly Kelly and Santino are backstage. Santino asks Kelly if she is excited to be teaming with his twin sister Santina Marella this Thursday on Superstars. Santina can't be on RAW however as she has SWINE FLU. How nice. He then makes fun of Vickie. Kelly then gets shooed off by Chavo.

Highlight the following to read spoilers of the WWE Superstars Divas match featuring Kelly and Santina - [Kelly Kelly & Santina def. Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendes. Kelly pinned Rosa after hitting the K2]

Big Show enters Vickie's office. The pair argue about Cena. Vickie makes Cena v. Show at Judgement Day. This segment was VEYR pointless. COGMENTALTE!

The Bella Twins run over to MVP saying they WUB The View and the Sherri lady - they talked too much. The ask MVP if he wants to go out tonight, he does, but he wants to win his match first. Nikki blows a kiss as RAW goes to ANOTHER ad break. Next is MVP and Cody Rhodes' match - Marci is majorly BUMMING Cody.

King announces a sing off. Jillian yells everywhere like "HI HI HI YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT! I'M GONNA BE SO GOOD!". OMFG, she so will be! She's facing off against Festus. Before King can finish his sentence, Jillian starts singing "If U Seek Amy". Festus can't sing, the bell then rings and he starts singing a sgon from Annie. The bell rings again and Jilly says "PICK ME! PICK ME!" but the crowd pick Festus. Jilly runs after King saying she needs another chance etc. etc. what a WUBBER!!!! This segment was very wubby. Then Miz ruined it by attacking Festus and chatting bullshit. Kthxbye.

Jared the subway guy is the special ring announcer for the next Divas match. Mickie flies out in her hawwwwwwwt WrestleMania attire. JARED seems to lady cum himself a little when he announces Maryse. Match four of the evening begins! Maryse flips her hair but is ASSAULTED by MICKIEWUB! Mickie gets the upperhand. LOU THEZ PRESS! Mickie is going psycho. Mickie misses a clothesline and Maryse shoves her into the fan barrier. Maryse covers Mickie for a two count, TWICE. Mary shows alot of attitude and locks Mickie in a chin lock. The pair trade elbows, Mickie dropkicks Maryse to the knees then face. Mickie gets on the top rope, Maryse kicks the ropes and throws Mickie off. Mickie hits Maryse with a DDT to pick up the win.

Chavo is backstage with Vickie. They talk about Santino, Legacy and Vickie's GM job. Chavo makes a decision for Vickie and she -____-'s.

RAW was pretty Divalicious tonight featuring the following WWE Divas;


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I posted a blog on the 19th saying how I was going to see SmackDown!/ECW at Birmingham and guys it was an awesome show! As suspected in the Divas side of things, Natalya, Katie Lea and Divas Champ Maryse teamed up to take on Nikki, Brie and Gail Kim! The match was pretty long and it was really, really awesome! There was a lot of back and forth action. Nikki got dominated quite a lot until she got the hot tag to Gail. Gail won the match after executing her new leg facebustery move on Katie Lea. Tiffany later came out to announce the ECW title match. If you have my myspace, then you can view the caps from the show! :)

The WWE are on a tour around Europe and are stopping off in my home country, England, tomorow night and guess whos got tickets for one of the shows? THAT'S right, I have tickets to go and watch a SmackDown!/ECW house show on the 22nd of April - which is Wednesday! The Divas in the line up for the show are Maryse and Michelle McCool, but the line-up and schedule is subject to change as always. But I've seen some recent house show results from Europe and the Divas matches on all have been a six Diva tag match; The Bella Twins & Gail Kim versus Katie Lea, Maryse & Natalya. I'm really looking forward to it and yeppers, I'ma be uploading piccys! :)

Both myself and Marcella will be posting our thoughts on the Divas Draft this year later on tonight in a special Confessions of the Royal Valentine Twins.

The Divas of the WWE wait in anticipation for the upcoming WWE Draft which will take place tomorow night and all the fans and Diva fans are waiting to see if their favourite Superstars or Divas will be swapped around! So, today in this post, I will post my last nine predictions and draft picks I would like to see.

Draft Pick Two; Candice To SmackDown!
Everyone thinks its going to happen, even The Fink - Candice Michelle is going to SmackDown! Like quite a lot of the Divas at the moment in the WWE, Candice's character needs refreshed and she needs to be pushed back into regular action, instead of injuring herself all the time.

Draft Pick Three; Brie Or Nikki To RAW
The Bella Twins made up on SmackDown! and yes, WTF is that about? Well, maybe Nikki is being sincere or maybe she is pulling the wool over her sisters eyes OR it could be that WWE want us to wub the twins again so they can just break them up. I think one of the twins may go to RAW so that the twins can get an equal chance at being WWE Divas, instead of being known as 'one of the twins'.

Draft Pick Four; Jillian Hall To SmackDown!
The pop princess of the WWE, Jillian Hall has served her time on RAW I believe. She started out being as impressive as she was on SmackDown!, but ever since November of 2007, Jillian has NEVER won a singles match. The talented Diva jobs to everyone and is made out to be weak against opponents like Kelly Kelly; it's sad as Jillian is one of the most skilled women in the company. I think it's time Jillian had a push and SmackDown! is just the place for her to have that push. I think if Jillian goes to SmackDown!, a face turn could be the next best thing to happen to her.

Draft Pick Five; Rosa Mendes To ECW
If the Santina / Beth angle had finished by now, I would love to see Rosa Mendes along with Santino Marella drafted over to the land of extreme. I think Rosa could have some great matches with the current ECW Vixxens and make a great tag team partner for Katie Lea!

Draft Pick Six; Beth Phoenix To SmackDown!
Since Beth re-debuted on RAW, I always thought she would suit SmackDown! so much more. Why? I don't know, but I'd much rather see The Glamazon strut her stuff on the blue brand.

Draft Pick Seven; Melina To SmackDown!
In my first Diva Draft post, I said how I thought Maryse would go to RAW and take her title with her, if this happens then no doubt that Melina will head back to SmackDown! and take her Women's title with her. I really hope this happens, it'd be nice to see the SmackDown! Divas being taken more seriously with the Women's title on that brand. I think that if she moves to the blue brand, it's best if she is to return to being a bitchy heel and feud with Gail Kim.

Draft Pick Eight; Natalya To ECW
The only third generation Diva, Natalya, is currently a SmackDown! Diva, but rarely features on the show. I think that in the supplemental draft she will be shipped over to the show she's always on - ECW.

Draft Pick Nine; Eve Torres To ECW
This is just a random pick. I think now that Tiffany is General Manager of ECW, that more Divas will find a place on the brand, therefore be somewhat like a training ground for Divas-In-Training, like Eve.

Draft Pick Ten; Vickie Guerrero To SmackDown!
Last Monday Vickie Guerrero announced she was the new RAW General Manager, however, I think her luck, like always, will run out faster than she hoped. I think the draft will ship her back over to the blue brand and we will see her more pissy than ever.

Well that rounds up my Diva Draft predictions and the switches I would like to see. I think the likeliness of Divas being drafted tonight on RAW is like zero to none. I hope that the Divas get switched alot this year as it's time to see some new feuds and partnerships. Can I get a HOLLER? What's your thoughts on the draft?! Tell us in the cbox if you wish! :)

..is what most people described the eighteen Diva tag match on RAW, Brie vs. Nikki and Jenny Cash's news segments..but hey, I disagree completely!

First we have the latest FCW News and Gossip with the most expensive Diva, Jenny Cash! CHA-CHING! This segment wasn't as entertaining as her previous ones; this one seems more playful yet annoying.

Next we have the huge eighteen Diva tag match featuring all the WWE Divas [minus Candice]. Many people pissed and moaned that the match was just over a minute long and that it was soooooooo rubbish. Really? The match itself was really great. It was nice to see Jillian, Katie Lea and Tiffany get into the match. But yeah, I agree with people when they say Santino ruined it. Him wanting to be a WWE Diva is rather boring now. YAWNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Finally we have the Battle Of The Bellas! Brie Bella clashed with Nikki Bella in an interesting match! I liked how Brie hesitated alot while Nikki was more vicious and didn't care. I LOVED how much heat Nikki got and how much the crowd where behind each Diva. Both have improved massively in my opinion. I think as the feud builds up, the next time they lock up, it will be more intense!

Forget our Twin-O-Meter for a minute and pay attention to this twintastic news! Brie Bella and Nikki Bella will finally have that one on one match we've all been wanting to see on tomorow nights ECW! I'd say Nikki will win, because Brie got the win in the mixed tag match, but face over heel always works better! We'll be posting the full match after ECW!

Unfortunately, it also looks like the all Diva ECW has gone DOWN the pan! That's a real shame as I along with every other Diva fan would of loved to have seen the WWE Divas claw at one another all night!!

To kick off February, WWE has released two photoshoots; one of Candice and one of The Bella Twins. I don't really like Nikki and Brie's "Superbowl" photoshoot. Nikki looks hot but Brie and the outfits look stupid. However, Candice Michelle's new photoshoot "On The Rocks" is pretty awesome! It's different to most shoots as shock HORROR Candice is COVERED UP!

WWE.com also stated that Candice will be taking on Beth Phoenix tonight on RAW. Could this be the night our lovely Candycoated vixxen turns heel? If it is, here's how I see it happening. Rosa Mendes and Santino accompany Beth to the ring. Candice comes down and the match begins. I'd say Beth would win by DQ because Melina comes down and beats on Beth. Rosa thumps Melina CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT! Candice helps Melina away from Beth and Rosa before glancing over to the heels and taking Melina out. BAM! Candice aligns herself with The Glamazon, Rosa WEIRDY Mendes and Santino Marella.

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Bella Twins; 3 Avatars

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Lauren; 7 Avatars

NEW! [Other Vixxens Gallery]
Lena Yada; 2 Avatars

WWE.com posted up a double photoshoot today of the beautiful Bella Twins, labeled "Twice As Nice". The first set of photos Nikki and Brie are lounging around on a black leather sofa, which is the better shoot out of the two. The second shoot is from the twins New Years shoot. Brie looks really awkward in the rest of the New Years shoot. Click the snippits to view the full shoot!

Celebrate the New Years 2/3 days early as the dodo brains at WWE.com posted some brand spanking [ and some old ] photos of some of the WWE Divas in lovely [ and some scrabby ] gowns! The shoot includes unreleased photos of Melina, Jillian, Eve, Alicia Fox, The Bella Twins, Maryse, Maria and Tiffany and some previously seen photos of Kelly, Mickie and Candice. Jillian, Maryse and Melina all look the best out of the Divas shown in the photoshoot. To view the New Years shoot, click on either two snippit photos above to be redirected!

I've just watched the six Diva tag match which is on SmackDown! tonight, and Michelle IS definately going HEEL! YAY! Hopefully she will get some character now, as her face act had grown stale like woahh! Anyway, to watch the match, Brie clothesline the Divas champ and Michy shove Maria over, then view the two videos below, which contain the whole Divas match. Also, don't forget to tune into SmackDown! next week when we see [highlight the rest, it contains spoilers] Maria defeat Michelle in a non-title match. Then later on, we see Michelle KICK Maria in the face! WOO! :)

I got bored so I decided to make a few CAWs. I don't bother much with their faces, I only adjust little bits as I can't be bothered editing EVERYTHING so here is The Royals [myself and Marcella], Velvet Sky, Angelina Love, Brie Bella and Nikki Bella. Yes, there's a difference between the Bella CAWs; Nikki has the flower and armband on the opposite sides to Brie, and she has a much larger jaw. Anyways, take a look below at these wuby things. ;]

So because myself and Marci haven't been able to get on, I decided that now FINALLY my new keyboard has arrived, that I would make some new WWE Diva signatures for all of you!

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Alicia Fox; 1 Signature
Bella Twins; 5 Signatures
Maria; 1 Signature
Natalya; 3 Signatures
Tiffany; 4 Signatures
Victoria; 3 Signatures