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Just because she doesn't have a proper job means that Trish Stratus can write seventy myspace blogs a day, make appearances everywhere and bitching about the state of the WWE Divas.

She says the current state of WWE's women's division leaves a lot to be desired. Storylines, character development and in-ring action aren't really the focus.

"It is disappointing," she says. "I think what it is, they have too many women. And I think they can't even see who's who because there's so many of them. I think they need someone maybe that can focus on the women."

The WWE don't know what to do with some of the WWE Divas sometimes, as they usually like to push the new Divas over anyone else. BUT REALLY? Has Trish not found anything better to do than talk shit all the time? Honestly, I for one do not want to hear her any longer. She's dragging out her fame toooooooooo long, it's time to give it all up Trish. You can read the full article here. KTHXBYE!

Marcella says; "****ING DIRTY LICE *****ES TRISH STRATUS"

Yep yep it's true; the Dirrty Diva has been bashed YET again by immature idiotholes on her most recent myspace blog. Quite frankly this is making The Royals very ill. We rather barf then read these ridiculous comments posted to Ashley. We both lost respect for Ashley when she went savage on the 13 year old, but really, it's just getting really stupid and annoying now. Some SADDO even went to extreme lengths by making their own signature, which they posted on her blog;

So to all of the saddos out there, please refrain from making yourselves look more stupid and immature than you already are as you are making us feel VERY ill.

To Whom It May Concern,

I have decided to take time away from my VERY BUSY schedule of homework and observation work to GIVE YOU ALL MY FIFTH Edition of The Confessions of A Royal Biatch.

Now before, I get to all these diva shenanigans, I have to YELL at the copycats. Please refrain from trying to be the Confessions of A Royal Biatch. You aren't going to get RAVE reviews like I do. So STOP trying. Be yourselves even though, that's SO HORRIBLE! Furthermore,please REFRAIN from making UP silly news. We don't care that you make up your OWN gossip. It's rather pathetic. You don't have the inside scoop. We here don't claim to know the inside scoop on ANYTHING. The only thing we have the inside scoop on is EVERYTHING THAT DEALS with The Royals! Hollerrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

Moving on to scary things, Ashley Massaro is STILL.... STILL..... STILLLL trying to play wrestler! Listen, Ashley, why don't you stick the pages of PLAYBOY with your silicone boobulas and YOUR over botoxed DOGGY face!! [ AND No I didn't take that from the Beautiful People =P ] One day she wants to spew about ex boyfriends, then bitch out a thirteen year old [ who I must say is a CUNT { oopsy} ], and then wants to be in UFC. On top of everything, she still wants in WWE. Ashley MAKE up your dirty MIND! You said you were in NINETY things already. Hey Massaro, where's the CD and clothing line? Nice aspirations. Um, are you gonna do ANYTHING? :| You have to be silly trying to reason with this sad 13 year old. And now this 13 year old is all psycho and wants to fight everybody! Listen Chatterbox, please refrain from being SCARED SHITLESS in your videos. You want to be a WWE Diva. Hey, princess join the club. You got millions of girls who want to be a WWE Diva. Not many make it. So do you have the BALLS to make it? Until you do or anyone else [ myself included], then threats aren't needed. Everyone needs to PROVE themselves to get there and STAY there. This isn't wrestling dress up!

But WHATEVER!!!

Let's get on with the SHOW!

Did anyone see Against All Odds? I saw pieces of it. I'm not too enthused with TNA PPVs. But ODB vs Awesome Kong was good. These girls can wrestle. I love how the Kongtourage wants to murder Cornette. Ol' Cornbread was gonna get monsterslapped by Kong. Haha. Kong wins. Now, I love Kong, but when is SHE gonna lose that belt? She's always champion. And if she's not champ, it's an idiothole!

Well, we had a Gauntlet match on iMPACT with Sojo Bolt winning.Oh NO, trouble in Kongtourage land. Let's see how Saeed and Khan feel about the new member Sojo getting a shot at their leader Kong. Now Cute Kip catching Angelina and Velvet was simply PRICELESS like Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes. Who the hell is Madison Rayne? And what has SHE done? -.- Hey Maddy Waddy, I hope the Beautiful People rearrange your little face! :P

Off of the TNA losers, and now to WWE Losers.

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IS ROSAAAAAAA MENDES!!!!!!!!!

Haha. Rosa was instrumental in another victory for the Glamazon! Yes, Jillian and Beth won another match against Kelly and Melina. Really Riveting!The Glamabutch has a title match against Melina THIS MONDAY! There have been reports that Trish Stratus is to appear and smack Beth. Or something along those lines. YADDA YADDA!

Did I ever say how much I miss Lena Yada? Well, I do.

ECW land had a treat of seeing Natalya Neidhart with her boytoy Tyson. I hope Nattie rips those FUGLY pink strands out of her head. It's ridiculous! Nattie, baby, you should know NOT to do what Victoria once did. MESS UP YOUR HAIR! I hope Nattie makes a permanent move to ECW. She needs to do something! She does NOTHING on Smackdown!

On Smackdown, Nikki had heelish tendencies. She so wanted to TOUCH John Morrison and the Miz. I think we will see the Bella Twins slap each other around. And wow, Maria actually didn't hurt herself or Michelle. I loved how Eve injected herself. She's doing a great job thus far. Michelle. LMFAO. Oh Michy! Maria picks up the win, and I didn't cringe SOOOO much. Umm, when is Maryse coming to smack Maria and Michelle into one another?

Better yet, GAIL KIM, when are you returning? I don't like games, hun.

Oh, I still wub John Cena. And yes, that has nothing to do with anything. :)

Draft is scheduled in April. Hopefully, the divas are moved around! They need it!

No divas tonight at No Way Out. BIG MISTAKE! They are taking part in a blog. WOOOO HOO!

Puh-lease!

Umm, let's do a quick rundown of what diva is where and what alignment she is.

Raw:

Heels: Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes, Jillian Hall, Layla London

Faces; Melina Perez, Candice Michelle, Mickie James, Kelly Kelly

ECW

Heels; Katie Lea & Natalya Neidhart

Faces; Tiffany & Alicia Fox

Smackdown;

Heels; Maryse & Michelle McCool

Tweener; Nikki Bella

Faces; Brie Bella, Maria Kanellis, Eve Torres

Well, Guess WHAT!

Next Confessions, I'm going to take all these DIVAS and TELL you ALL what I think they should do.

So until next time, don't touch the Royals. Don't try to be the Royals. Just STAY AWAY from us!

HOLLERINGGG!!

Sincerely yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
aka Marcella
Don't you DARE enter the Lair of the PHOENIX!
We are in the middle of it..everything we ever wanted...we are in middle of it NOW!! Because well, we are....

...with "Travis" being a biatch about Ashley's No.1 fan, CHANNERRZZZ!

Chanerrzz GET OVER YOURSELF.

"CHANEERZZ" (or "CUNT" in the words of Ashley Massaro) recently posted a video on her myspace account making an absolute show of herself. If you're interested in taking pity or even LMFAOing at this poor mongrel, watch the video below.

Ashley FUCK YOU.

So, Marcellabum and myself have been watching this story unfold today and well Miss DIRRRRTY Diva, ASHLEY MASSARO's MOUTH needs to be washed out with some soap. This silly woman retaliated to a 13 year old girls hate comment on her blog.

- click here to view the hate comment and ashley's reply -

"Fuckin cunt"...how pleasant. Later, idiothole Massaro deleted her own and the girls comment before posting a new comment and getting slapped right back in the face with another hate comment.

- click here to view round 2 -

All of this nonsense is so uncalled for and petty and the blog has since been removed thank god. But really, why add someone on myspace [or anywhere to be honest] if you do NOT like them or you are not a fan of them; it's dumb. Ashley is in the wrong as much as these two dodo brains and well, I just seriously HOPE that after Ashley spoke to Johnny Ace, that a return ISN'T in this former WWE Divas near future.


[ credits | picture 1 - redhotdivas.com | picture 2 - divadirt.com ]

OKAY! So, Marcella's Confessions was like WOAH with irate-ness, however, something has now PLUCKED my tail feathers. OH my yes. TRISH STRATUS would LIKE to be at WrestleMania. OKAY REALLY?! It was nice seeing you that once after your retirement, but GO away TRISH!

Now, I have read comments on various websites and most people would rather she didn't have a match at WrestleMania and OOPSIE, I agree. I mean sure have an appearance backstage, but SAVE the spotlight for the Divas of today! After last years dissapointing WrestleMania Divas match, I think Diva fans everywhere are hoping for two title matches this year; a WWE Women's and WWE Divas title matches!

I realise she's probably bored, sitting at home posting blogs all day, but SHE retired, if she didn't want to be out of the WWE, then she shouldn't of retired! Silly idiothole.

Welcome to the Wonderful World of the Royals, where you get to finally pick at the brains of the hottest, greatest, smartest, and most talented duo. We will grace you all with our predictions of the Royal Rumble,which has no relations with us, despite it BITING off our name. It's not ROYAL, oh no not with those SCRAY matches. It might have been better if there were matches with people who weren't idiotholes. But WHATEVER! Marc's let start the tradegy. EWWWIES this PPV looks soooo BORING! I don't wanna do these faggy predictions, but 'Cella has me at gunpoint so oopsie, here we are. Hush Narcus! Let's predict what gruesome things will happen in the Women's Title Match, even though I said it in my Confessions. Okay then SCRAYFACE, let's do this shit. Well, Mel will win by DQ tonight as Rosa is a psycho hoes beast. YAYA! As much as I wub Melina, the crowd just aren't behind her now she's a face, and Beth has impressed me as of late and stopped being a boring old lady, so hopeully Beth retains, turns face and BAM Melina [heel], Natalya or another Diva comes along and snatches the title. That's because she's the feather lady. She needs to yell bitch and be angry for people to wub her muchly. Oh Marc, I will snatch the title, as I'm the best! YAYA! UAUA! Sounds like a plan, do it, do it, SMACK HER, hit her, DO SOMETHING! Okies onto the WWE title match. Okay REALLY? Jeff Hardy is still champ? I thought WWE wanted to add prestige to theit title belts, not idiocy. WWE can't see that anyone who understands wrestling is LMFAOing at them. Jeff Hardy? Oh puh-lease. He looks like a dumb tranny. Oh Marc, Marc Marc. You know everyone and their mother loves this Ronald McDonald in the Insane Clow Posse wannabe. Okay really?! That's enough. dThis is SICKENING. He is too strange for me, Miss Valentine. Move over Maryse, I'm the real sexiest of the sexy! Back to Jeffy, he will so lose. Edge has Christian Cage in his back pocket. And that old man has been doing Edge's bidding. Looks like its Edge & Christian vs Hardy Boyz part 90083785. OH how freakin' enjoyable! I love Christian Cage like woahh, he's awesome, but really. I cannot be arsed with these lengthy gay feuds which amount to the same as Maria's point of existance in the WWE....NOTHING! OH I am angry now so my apologies if this post makes no sense. :@!! Okay Marc, can WE talk about the deformed MONKEYS? OH lordy, ECW title match it is. Jack SWAGGER, THE deformed monkey will so retain, unless WWE want to LMFAO at him and have him lose it that quickly. Jack Swagger is a HIDEOUS SHE BEAST! He will retain so I can pluck my eyeballs out with mountains. :). Okay really, it's time for the GREATEST thing ever. John Cena. He will retain his championship as he is a sexy beast. JBL is fat. HBK is bald and religious. I don't care what all these people do, except that Cena retains as he is the male sexiest of the sexy verison to moi! Holler!! I wanna see HBK try to get involved and mess the whole 'operation' up. THAT will make me chuckle. So JBL spanks him for being a naughty boy -.- I don't like the storyline really, but meh. CENA TO WIN! WOOO!! NOW to the main event [I think O_O] the Royal Rumble match! Look out for Triple H and the new Intercontinental Champion CM Punk, who might snatch the win...OR Randy Orton. This Legacy leader nearly cried a river when he slapped, knocked over and then proceeded to KICKED Mr McMahon in the head, ON PURPOSE. I mean really. He's gotta win this so he gets FIREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD or something! Orton will win because he has two sexy boys [ Teddy & Cody ] helping him out . I really don't care what Orton does right now. He think he is the Undertaker with all his body tattoos. That's just tacky, unlike the Beautiful People's tattoos! Whatever. But really, Marc would have won the Royal Rumble. Pssht, none of these little boys have as much talent as my boobula partner! AWWH thanks pops!! You're welcome, mamz. There you have it-- Our royal predictions. It's sad that we won't be there to entertain you all, despite the WWE really does need us. You will have to wait until we are ready. Now we are off to do things that really matter such as styling our HAIR! OH yaya, later taters!

ALOT of websites have already reported or took notice of this so here we go. Rumour has it that RAW Diva Kelly Kelly is having her push cut, or de-pushed, just because the siren will not pose for Playboy. If you ask me this is totally ridiculous. WWE is now a PG show right? So why would they have a Diva prance around with no clothes on, posing for Playboy for all the little kiddies to see, I mean seriously. I'll hold my hands up if it's later found out to be the truth but to be honest I think it's the most retarded piece of news I've heard in ages!