Okay, so myself and Marcella are majorly pissy at the current state of everything Diva&Knockout-like. This is not a HATE post or anything so PLEASE don't post saying we are hating on your fave or whatever, we're just two angry Royals that want to get shit off our chests! So, we shall begin...[Marci will be in yellow and me in green]
Lena Yada Hating
WHAT is with all the Lena hating?! It's not like she's done anything to make you hate her! Yeah she gets involved every now and then, but her father is ill and she is doing the best she can training, so lay off and shut up! Just because Lena can't be there all the time due to family issues doesnt make her useless. Let's see how you would like it if your FATHER was just as ill as Lena's father. You don't want to leave your job and you don't want to leave your own flesh and blood. She's training! So leave her be, biatches!
Mickie The Botchmachine
Ms Mickie James. She gets pushed down our throats and then goes MISSING. And then comes back to always win. WHY DOES THE WWE LOVE HER SO MUCH? Sure, I was fan of her during her psycho times...but this nice sweet good next door Mickie makes me physically ill. People love her, despite her botches? o.0 Whether I liked her or wanted to mime her, she botched constantly. At least ONCE in every match. (Botchie James). Now how can she be the best female wrestler? HELLO? Earth to dodo brains. Part of being one of the best female wrestlers is limited botching and trying to not injure yourself and others. Sure, it happens, BUT you can't be a botch machine. So I can't wait for a real FEMALE wrestler to return in the form of Melina Perez. Now she's a real wrestler,who rarely botches and hasn't injured anyone. And well, she only had one serious injury.
The WWE Divas Championship
When the WWE Divas title was announced, I was so excited--It's a fucking joke. It's a dumb butterfly filth. I wasn't excited when I saw that DAMN butterfly. And to think I WUB butterlfies. And I have all the respect for Michelle for coming this far and everything, but why give the title to her?! Victoria, Natalya and hell, even Brie Bella are more deserving of this "championship" AND to think she's gets to be the veteran because she shags Taker, like he's a piece of FABULOUS work. He can't walk no more. That makes him THREE MILLION YEARS OLD.
Jillian's Face
WHY HAS SHE BEEN MAKING HER CHEEKS SWELL UP LIKE A FUCKING HIPPO? Now, everyone and their mother are complaining about how plastic she looks. News flash, Jilly, you are beautiful, stop it. The haters need botox, so it can kill their mothers and NOT mice. I've been a fan of Jillian for years now and I'm getting really quite SICK of looking EVERYWHERE and seeing "EWWWW SHE LUKS PLASTICK", "BLOW UP LIPS", "SHE LUKS LYK A TRANNI". FIRST, GET an education and learn how to spell, SECONDLY it's HER face, she can do what she likes to it, when she likes to it. Personally I think she looks great and doesn't need it, but obviously she doesn't think so. I mean you're entitled to your opinion yes, but we've heard it 9304 times before so be nice children and SHUT UP. Oohh, and I didn't see ANYBODY complain when Kelly Kelly's BREASTS GREW overnight last halloween, or that time (2003/2004?) when Trish Stratus turned up miracously looking twenty years younger, pffft. Yes, let hippo face do what she wants. Now Marc shut up :).
The Women's Chump
You were a boring Women's Champion then and you are a boring Women's Champion now. When WWE awards this beast the title she get's BORING. Her character loses that umph factor and BAM she goes boring. This reign is the sameeeeeee as the other one; boring, irkful and repetative. PLEASE give up the belt and stop hurting my eyes, Glamaman. Oi, maybe Victoria will come SLAP your jaw out of place again, golly that would be fun.Apparantly, They DON'T Settle Grudges With Pillowfights!
Did you know?! The TNA Knockouts don't settle grudges with pillowfights! Neither do they prance around in bikini's and lingerie; SCREW THAT! They just like to do exactly that! They like to take what the "old WWE Diva division" did best and like to make it look horrible. Now don't get me wrong I'm a huge fan of The Beautiful People and I'm just starting to get to like Taylor, but honestly, completely CONTRADICT yourselves why don't you TNA. "Bikini's and lingerie, screw that", "no Divas here, just girls who cross the line!", cross the line how? By having a "Beautiful People Beauty Contest" and having three talented Knockouts make idiots of themselves?! BOOO WHOO give TNA a tissue, HONESTLY!
Okay I think that's it for now :|, so read if you dare haha, but no hate comments! Labels: A Royal Rant, Angelina Love, Beth Phoenix, Jillian Hall, Lena Yada, Mickie James, Shantelle Taylor, TNA Knockouts, TNA Knockouts Championship, WWE Divas Championship, WWE Women's Championship
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