WM25 Battle Royal; Ashley Won't Be There!
Monday, 16 March 2009


As the rumours continue to fly around the net about which former WWE Divas will be apart of the WM25 Battle Royal, Ashley Massaro confirms that she will not be at 'Mania in her most recent Myspace blog;

Another thing I'd like to touch on quickly is Wrestlemania. I know many of you are asking if i will be attending and participating in the 25 Diva Battle Royale and the answer unfortunately is .......no. I so so so wish I could be it's conflicting right now, there's nothing I'd rather do than come to mania but unfortunately it's just not possible. :o( sad face sad face sad face

I don't know about everyone else, but I'm pretty glad she won't be there. She's too fresh in everyone's mind, WWE need to bring back some other Divas from the past! Like I said before...BRING LUNA BACK!

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MAЯC!; at 14:55 | 0 comments
LET'S SPICE UP WRESTLEMANIA!
Thursday, 12 March 2009


SO the lovely Lita has apparantly denied WWE's offer to appear at WrestleMania as she is going to Booker T's charity show instead... -cries-

Anyway, who else could WWE bring back for one night only to spice the match up? I KNOW! Lets THROW Luna Vachon into the match! Despite Luna being 47, the ORIGINAL psycho weirdo could definately teach some of these Divas a thing or two!

If the WWE wanted to make the fans barf and / or cringe get freaky, former three time Intercontinental Champ, CHYNA should make a spooky appearance, but this my friends is very doubtful as the head bitch, Stephanie hates her.

ANOTHER 47 year old, Lisa Moretti [better known as IVORY] was always full of character and hyperness and she would certainly bring a fun atmosphere to the huge Diva match!

One of the toughest bitches to ever grace a WWE ring -JAZZ- will most likely be unable to appear as she is pregnant. However, that doesn't stop WWE from bringing back one of their weirdest, most vicious Divas from the past....SHANIQUA! This biatch was never afraid to stand up to the men or crush her fellow Divas. If she were to appear, I could see a little Glamazon beating!

WWE could get DIRRRRTY by bringing back Ashley Massaro and Tori! But do we really wanna see their scary mugs again? NO. Kthxbye!

After being shockingly cut by the WWE in August 2008, the very talented Cherry could make one last appearance in the biz!

If I come up with any other Divas it'd be nice or not very nice to see again, I will definately be posting! :))

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MAЯC!; at 23:11 | 0 comments
Oops They Did It AGAIN!!
Wednesday, 18 February 2009

Yep yep it's true; the Dirrty Diva has been bashed YET again by immature idiotholes on her most recent myspace blog. Quite frankly this is making The Royals very ill. We rather barf then read these ridiculous comments posted to Ashley. We both lost respect for Ashley when she went savage on the 13 year old, but really, it's just getting really stupid and annoying now. Some SADDO even went to extreme lengths by making their own signature, which they posted on her blog;

So to all of the saddos out there, please refrain from making yourselves look more stupid and immature than you already are as you are making us feel VERY ill.

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MAЯC!; at 12:39 | 0 comments
The Freakshow Continues...
Sunday, 15 February 2009
...with "Travis" being a biatch about Ashley's No.1 fan, CHANNERRZZZ!

Chanerrzz GET OVER YOURSELF.

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MAЯC!; at 18:18 | 0 comments
Grow A Brain
"CHANEERZZ" (or "CUNT" in the words of Ashley Massaro) recently posted a video on her myspace account making an absolute show of herself. If you're interested in taking pity or even LMFAOing at this poor mongrel, watch the video below.

Ashley FUCK YOU.

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MAЯC!; at 17:07 | 0 comments
Your Mother Needs To Wash Your Mouth Out With SOAP!
Wednesday, 11 February 2009


So, Marcellabum and myself have been watching this story unfold today and well Miss DIRRRRTY Diva, ASHLEY MASSARO's MOUTH needs to be washed out with some soap. This silly woman retaliated to a 13 year old girls hate comment on her blog.

- click here to view the hate comment and ashley's reply -

"Fuckin cunt"...how pleasant. Later, idiothole Massaro deleted her own and the girls comment before posting a new comment and getting slapped right back in the face with another hate comment.

- click here to view round 2 -

All of this nonsense is so uncalled for and petty and the blog has since been removed thank god. But really, why add someone on myspace [or anywhere to be honest] if you do NOT like them or you are not a fan of them; it's dumb. Ashley is in the wrong as much as these two dodo brains and well, I just seriously HOPE that after Ashley spoke to Johnny Ace, that a return ISN'T in this former WWE Divas near future.


[ credits | picture 1 - redhotdivas.com | picture 2 - divadirt.com ]

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MAЯC!; at 22:27 | 0 comments
A Dirrrrrrrrrrty Return?!
Monday, 9 February 2009


WASSUPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! Sp things have been awesome, making a few changes on the home front these days. Lex is doing great! So's everything else, and....guess what. Happened to speak to Johnny Ace this week. Hmmmmm, let yall wonder about that one...hehe. So thanks fr all the support lately. I WILL be seeing you soon. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

We're most likely about to be "StarStruck" very soon as Ashley Massaro has been in talks with Johnny Ace, the head of talent man. Oooh, do we really want to see her again? I know I don't. Not yet anyway. I think it's time to give the other Divas and some of the way more talented FCW Divas a chance to shine in WWE. Sorry Ashley, but if you're still trying to play wrestler, we aren't interested!

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MAЯC!; at 00:31 | 0 comments
MEDIAWUB
Sunday, 25 January 2009


So because I'm abandoning all of you lovely people tomorow and leaving you with my evil co-biatch, Marcella, I decided to cover you in rose petals and perfume share with you a delicious helping of forum signatures!

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Alicia; 1 Signature
Maryse; 1 Signature
Melina; 2 Signatures
Mickie; 1 Signature
Natalya; 2 Signatures

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Christy; 1 Signature

NEW! [Other Vixxens Gallery]
Ashley; 3 Signatures
Lita; 2 Signatures

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MAЯC!; at 18:55 | 0 comments
BAM! Media Update
Wednesday, 15 October 2008


It's about time I added new media [especially avatars] so, here you go! I may add more later, if not expect more by the end of this week!

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Maria; 2 Avatars, 1 Signature

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
ODB; 1 Avatar

NEW! [Other Vixxens Gallery]
Ashley Massaro; 6 Avatars
Brooke Adams; 2 Avatars
Ivory; 2 Avatars, 1 Signature

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MAЯC!; at 13:09 | 0 comments
SVR09 Diva Roster Exposed!
Thursday, 2 October 2008
Looks like THQ made another major booboo and revealed some/the whole of the roster. Someone over on the SmackDown Boards at IGN captured the pics. So, the leaked roster could/is infact true. Unless we end up getting a suprise like Cherry; I mean Ashley made the game for gods sake. Click the Divas name below to see their in-game persona;

RAW
Jillian | Melina | Layla | Kelly | Mickie | Beth | Candice

SmackDown!
Victoria | Michelle | Maria

Former WWE Divas
Ashley

They all really look awesome! Jillian, Layla and Victoria look spot on! I'm so excited for this game now.

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MAЯC!; at 17:29 | 0 comments
New Signatures
Saturday, 27 September 2008


NEW! [Other Vixxens Gallery]
1 Shelly Martinez Signature
1 Jazz Signature
1 Ashley Massaro SVR09 Signature

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
1 Candice Michelle SVR09 Signature

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
1 ODB Signature

Go check them out!

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MAЯC!; at 16:32 | 0 comments
$25,000 Dirrty Digitalized Diva
Friday, 26 September 2008


Suprisingly, Ashley Massaro has made the new video game. Her preview was shown yesterday on IGN's Countdown, wearing exactly the same clothes as she did last year;;





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MAЯC!; at 18:58 | 0 comments
False Diva Roster?
Thursday, 25 September 2008


Looks like we've been given either a false roster or the 'full' roster missed out a few members?! I'm quite annoyed Ashley made the game, but hey, if the 'full' roster has those ten Divas on, and now Ashley, that makes eleven playable Divas!

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MAЯC!; at 23:35 | 0 comments
Kick The Bitch!
Thursday, 18 September 2008
So I couldn't help myself to post another;;

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MAЯC!; at 00:50 | 0 comments
New Signatures;;
Friday, 22 August 2008

I've just added a bunch of new signatures into the Other Vixxens gallery. All of them are signatures I made a year or two ago when I used Adobe Photoshop, so they're quite different in style. There isthree of Ashley Massaro, five of Torrie Wilson, one of Amy "Lita" Dumas, four of Kristal Marshall, three of Brooke Adams and one of "Cherry" Kara Drew. Go check them all out!

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MAЯC!; at 21:04 | 0 comments
NARCUSMusic Vol.1
Sunday, 20 July 2008
I have had this idea for quite some time so I decided to go through with it. It's a collection of Divas entrance songs which you can download and burn to a disc or whatever, so, heres the first one with the covers and the tracklisting;;



Angel On My Shouler
Cool Tweak
Feelin' Me
I Like 'Em Dirty
Light A Fire
Ohh Baby
Only Love Can Do It
Top Spin
Wasting Away
Who I Am

Click here to download Vol.1 of NARCUSMusic!

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MAЯC!; at 14:56 | 0 comments
Ashley Massaro's Release Confirmed
Thursday, 10 July 2008
It's been confirmed that the 2005 Diva Search Winner, WWE RAW Diva, Ashley Massaro, has been released by the WWE. Despite what I thought of her, I'd like to wish Ashley good luck in whatever she does now and for her daughter too. So, despite all the speculation of her myspace blog, WWE posted this statement on their website:
World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of Ashley Massaro as of July 09, 2008. WWE wishes Ashley the best in all future endeavors.


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MAЯC!; at 14:32 | 0 comments
New Signatures
Thursday, 3 July 2008
I've just added four new signatures to the WWE Divas gallery. One of two-time WWE Women's Champion, Melina, as you can see on the left, one is of the totally Jillatonic Diva, Jillian Hall, and the other two are of the diva search winner, Ashley Massaro. Go to the WWE Divas gallery to check them out!

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MAЯC!; at 20:05 | 0 comments
Ashley Released?
Wednesday, 2 July 2008
I just read this from Ashley Massaro's myspace blog:

some unfortunate news...this is the hardest decision i have ever had to make
I have some thing to tell you guys and I wanted u 2 be the first 2 hear it...I tried very hard out of the respect I have for her privacy and not wanting her 2 be exposed in any negative light but I have a 7yr old daughter and I just found out 2day that she not well and I can't be on the road with WWE when my own flesh and blood needs me...I am a single parent trying 2 juggle taking care of my child and working my butt off for her and now at this point when she is sick and needs me home I have 2 make the decision 2 bow out of wwe for a while and take care of my daughter...I wish I could do both and that there were more ways 2 get everything done but with the severity of the situation I'm going 2 have 2 ask for an early release for now...I may be back if she gets better...please keep her in your prayers...I love the wwe...I love all the talent that works there and most of all I love all the fans...thanks for always being so supportive...so this is me taking a bow and stepping out of the lime light right now to take care of my family...stick with me guys cause I will be back somewhere some how when this is all over...thanks for all your love and support and I'm sorry 2 be the bearer of bad news...thanks and good night my punks...stick with me ill see you soon
xoxo
Dirty Dirty

Post song-May Angels Lead You In-Jimmy Eat World
I think it's incredibly weird, how would she of kept a child of hers a secret for this long? Since about 2006, I lost interest in Ashley all together, but, if this is true, I will be adding Ashley media to the galleries. Maybe WWE.com will post something regarding this soon.

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MAЯC!; at 14:09 | 0 comments
New Signatures
Monday, 30 June 2008
I've just added ten signatures to the gallery. Ashley Massaro, Candice Michelle and Maryse all have two signatures each, and Karen Angle, Beth Phoenix, Lilian Garcia and Joy Giovanni each have just one signature. As you can see to the right is a snippit of one of the Ashley signatures. Go to the gallery to check them all out!

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