NARCUSGFX

Dear whom it may concern;

It's that time again for the Confessions of a Royal Biatch! It's time to get back to my BITCHING!

Will TNA please refrain from being losers? They are CRYING once again! Anytime WWE does something, they wanna be HARDCORE! THEY WANNA BE TOUGH GUYS. o.O Please stop. You only turn people off with your PETTY CHIT CHAT!

Now The Beautiful People are going apeshit that Maryse used hairspray on Mickie. REALLY? ANGELINA AND VELVET! I will educate you. :) LUNA did that once to SABLE. =O Luna also proceeded to give Sable a Lunalicious makeover! Furthermore, Terri Runnels ruined The Kat's makeover as well. :) So please, you aren't original. There's no more originality in wrestling. There's always paying some tribute to others.

Furthermore, TNA.... REALLY SERIOUSLY... A well known female wrestler. -_- if it ends up to be A WEIRDY or Debra. I will really castrate my brother, Marc. Because you hype things THAT ARE VERY WEIRD.

Am I the only one confused with this MONSTER'S BALL MATCH? WHY IS DAFFNEY AND TAYLOR WILDE THE ONLY PEOPLE?

If Mickie or Michelle McCool become the first people to hold both Women's and Diva's titles, I will slap them. Even though I like both people. I think holding both titles is prestigious and should occur at a SPECIAL MOMENT. Maybe at... SUMMERSLAM?! Give other people a short that never held a BELT before you give it to people who have held a belt for 947687686 years.

PUSH JILLIAN! WWE!! PUSH JILLIAN!!

Tiffany on ECW is scaring me. o.O She's actually doing pretty well... GET OUT THE RING JACK!!! NOWWWW!! She should just start yelling...

THE NEW HART FOUNDATION! UAUAU!!! I'm excited despite my immense hatred for DAVID HART SMITH. :) He's a horse's ass. AND THAT ISN'T GOOD MY WUBBERS!

I miss Katie Lea wrestling :(

What died on Alicia Fox's head? Why did she suddenly TURN heel? What is up with her and the word, cupcake?

Weirddddddd!!!

I am loving Angelina Love as TNA Knockout's Champ. I really hope Velvet comes back... Madison can stay in the trash. :) I really hope Angelina retains... Saeed should get a title shot and KICK some BOOTYY!!! Kong's had the title too much! TITLE HOGGER =O HEHEH WUB for her though

Stay tune next confession for my thoughts in depth about the TNA KNOCKOUTS!

So remember, you can look all you want,

but NEVER EVER TOUCH THE ROYALS!

HOLLERING!

Sincerely Yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
aka Marcella
THE QUEEN OF WRESTLING!

Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day cos the ROYALS are

To Whom It May Concern;

It's back baby! The Confessions of A Royal Biatch that everyone has come to know and love! So, you ask the great sensational one, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! Well, little idiotbuckets and idiotboxes, I've been BUSY, so SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLES! ;]

Now that my university work has been nearly completed....and I have THREE more days in days apart from each other.... I can finally CONFESS.

I still must analyze TNA Knockouts... Dearies, don't think you got out of my CLUTCHES. You will be spoken to... when I'm good and ready. You will never know when I WILL POP on and confess my devious thoughts.

So back to the bitchyness!

We got some major PROBLEMS in WWE and TNA!

PROBLEM NUMBER ONE!

THE RELEASE OF ROXXI! Now, I know, you gonna say, Mercedes, you hate that lice ridden horse slut. No no no! I HATE her character and her over ratedness... I don't hate uglieee Roxxi. No matter how much I want to smack her, she deserved her spot there! Rhaka Khan allegedly started a fight with Roxxi and got her fired. NEWSFLASH RHAKA, The ROYALS are coming for ya! One of these days, Kurt Angle won't be able to help you. :) And the ROYALS will take their rightful place in TNA. So guess what that means, we won't be taking your shit! So BOOOOO TO TNA.... I sincerely hope that the fans and wrestlers riot and raise some hell in order to rectify this situation. So Rhaka Khan, love, beware... you are the number one SLUT.

PROBLEM NUMBER TWO!

Santina Marella. :) Why does the WWE continue with this stupid gimmick? Okay, it was cute for a second.... but do you really think we, the fans, are dumb? Just have Beth Phoenix massacre Santino once and for all!!...And if Santina wins the Diva's title, Marc and I will march down to RAW, and personally PUT our resumes in to wrestle!

WWE and TNA have royally pissed us ROYAL VALENTINE TWINS off. So beware you two stupid promotions, you never know, maybe the Royals will TAKE OVER the wrestling universe... MWAHAHAHAHA

So remember, you can look all you want, but NEVER EVER TOUCH THE ROYALS!

HOLLERING!

Sincerely Yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
aka Marcella
The Royal Fucking Bitch of the Ring
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face

cos we are...

To Whom it MAY CONCERN!

That's right biatches, I am backkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!

The real BITCH is back and she is fucking MAD!

Excuse me, as I must apologize for not posting. I have been swamped with lots of work, and I still have loads in front of me. However, I am very PISSY! So I'm posting a rather ANGRY bloggy!

Anyways, Test has passed away. o.O How weird and sudden. As we already have sent our sympathies around, I won't dwell on it. However, there are INDIVIDUALS that are immature and like to torture others! People on the internet are blaming Kelly Kelly and calling her emo among other shit. Please REFRAIN! You can't be any dumber! Hopefully, someone castrates these KNOBNOSES. If you can't say anything nice and aren't mature for the internet, GO BACK to your parent's basement and smoke a BONG!

Really, I have no tolerance for IDIOTBUCKETS!

Wrestling has been rather strange as of late. I like this whole WWE Diva feud. Everyone hates each other and wants to smash. Good! They fucking better smash. I enjoyed that Natalya vs Alicia Fox match very much. It goes to show you how valuable Nattie is. Maryse and Melina exchanging blows and wins is a good idea. Have to give WWE some points for the divas these weeks.

So at Wrestlemania, there's gonna be 25 divas in a battle royal for the title of Miss Wrestlemania! You know someone odd will win. I just wonder which old divas will pop up for this bullshit. As the weeks progress, I will be more vocal. Right now, I'm raging too much to care which old lady comes.

So Madison Rayne is a member of Mi Pi Sexi. WHAT THE HELL IS A MI PI SEXI? That name is so retarded I will slap the Beautiful People. Where was Awesome Kong and Sojo the hoho this week? RETARDS! And still, why isn't Daffney blessed with a name? WHAT IS THE GOVERNOR? We all know she isn't one.

And why is Trish filming bullshit everywhere? Please REFRAIN and get a proper JOB!

And really can someone explain WHY the Bella Twins are fucking whoring around? That doesn't help their character. Sure, have them go with whoever wins! o.O Just fucking break them up already!

You see I'm very angry, so this Confession is just about to end. LOOK OUT! As a long Confession will come out! And by God, it's gonna be bitchin'! I will discuss my thoughts on the TNA Knockouts and the news of this coming week.

And LMFAO, Vickie is a player. ;] I <3 how evil she has become.

So remember, you can look all you want, but NEVER EVER TOUCH THE ROYALS!

HOLLERING!

Sincerely Yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
aka Marcella
The Royal Fucking Bitch of the Ring
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face

cos we are...

To Whom It May Concern,

I have decided to take time away from my VERY BUSY schedule of homework and observation work to GIVE YOU ALL MY FIFTH Edition of The Confessions of A Royal Biatch.

Now before, I get to all these diva shenanigans, I have to YELL at the copycats. Please refrain from trying to be the Confessions of A Royal Biatch. You aren't going to get RAVE reviews like I do. So STOP trying. Be yourselves even though, that's SO HORRIBLE! Furthermore,please REFRAIN from making UP silly news. We don't care that you make up your OWN gossip. It's rather pathetic. You don't have the inside scoop. We here don't claim to know the inside scoop on ANYTHING. The only thing we have the inside scoop on is EVERYTHING THAT DEALS with The Royals! Hollerrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

Moving on to scary things, Ashley Massaro is STILL.... STILL..... STILLLL trying to play wrestler! Listen, Ashley, why don't you stick the pages of PLAYBOY with your silicone boobulas and YOUR over botoxed DOGGY face!! [ AND No I didn't take that from the Beautiful People =P ] One day she wants to spew about ex boyfriends, then bitch out a thirteen year old [ who I must say is a CUNT { oopsy} ], and then wants to be in UFC. On top of everything, she still wants in WWE. Ashley MAKE up your dirty MIND! You said you were in NINETY things already. Hey Massaro, where's the CD and clothing line? Nice aspirations. Um, are you gonna do ANYTHING? :| You have to be silly trying to reason with this sad 13 year old. And now this 13 year old is all psycho and wants to fight everybody! Listen Chatterbox, please refrain from being SCARED SHITLESS in your videos. You want to be a WWE Diva. Hey, princess join the club. You got millions of girls who want to be a WWE Diva. Not many make it. So do you have the BALLS to make it? Until you do or anyone else [ myself included], then threats aren't needed. Everyone needs to PROVE themselves to get there and STAY there. This isn't wrestling dress up!

But WHATEVER!!!

Let's get on with the SHOW!

Did anyone see Against All Odds? I saw pieces of it. I'm not too enthused with TNA PPVs. But ODB vs Awesome Kong was good. These girls can wrestle. I love how the Kongtourage wants to murder Cornette. Ol' Cornbread was gonna get monsterslapped by Kong. Haha. Kong wins. Now, I love Kong, but when is SHE gonna lose that belt? She's always champion. And if she's not champ, it's an idiothole!

Well, we had a Gauntlet match on iMPACT with Sojo Bolt winning.Oh NO, trouble in Kongtourage land. Let's see how Saeed and Khan feel about the new member Sojo getting a shot at their leader Kong. Now Cute Kip catching Angelina and Velvet was simply PRICELESS like Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes. Who the hell is Madison Rayne? And what has SHE done? -.- Hey Maddy Waddy, I hope the Beautiful People rearrange your little face! :P

Off of the TNA losers, and now to WWE Losers.

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IS ROSAAAAAAA MENDES!!!!!!!!!

Haha. Rosa was instrumental in another victory for the Glamazon! Yes, Jillian and Beth won another match against Kelly and Melina. Really Riveting!The Glamabutch has a title match against Melina THIS MONDAY! There have been reports that Trish Stratus is to appear and smack Beth. Or something along those lines. YADDA YADDA!

Did I ever say how much I miss Lena Yada? Well, I do.

ECW land had a treat of seeing Natalya Neidhart with her boytoy Tyson. I hope Nattie rips those FUGLY pink strands out of her head. It's ridiculous! Nattie, baby, you should know NOT to do what Victoria once did. MESS UP YOUR HAIR! I hope Nattie makes a permanent move to ECW. She needs to do something! She does NOTHING on Smackdown!

On Smackdown, Nikki had heelish tendencies. She so wanted to TOUCH John Morrison and the Miz. I think we will see the Bella Twins slap each other around. And wow, Maria actually didn't hurt herself or Michelle. I loved how Eve injected herself. She's doing a great job thus far. Michelle. LMFAO. Oh Michy! Maria picks up the win, and I didn't cringe SOOOO much. Umm, when is Maryse coming to smack Maria and Michelle into one another?

Better yet, GAIL KIM, when are you returning? I don't like games, hun.

Oh, I still wub John Cena. And yes, that has nothing to do with anything. :)

Draft is scheduled in April. Hopefully, the divas are moved around! They need it!

No divas tonight at No Way Out. BIG MISTAKE! They are taking part in a blog. WOOOO HOO!

Puh-lease!

Umm, let's do a quick rundown of what diva is where and what alignment she is.

Raw:

Heels: Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes, Jillian Hall, Layla London

Faces; Melina Perez, Candice Michelle, Mickie James, Kelly Kelly

ECW

Heels; Katie Lea & Natalya Neidhart

Faces; Tiffany & Alicia Fox

Smackdown;

Heels; Maryse & Michelle McCool

Tweener; Nikki Bella

Faces; Brie Bella, Maria Kanellis, Eve Torres

Well, Guess WHAT!

Next Confessions, I'm going to take all these DIVAS and TELL you ALL what I think they should do.

So until next time, don't touch the Royals. Don't try to be the Royals. Just STAY AWAY from us!

HOLLERINGGG!!

Sincerely yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
aka Marcella
Don't you DARE enter the Lair of the PHOENIX!
We are in the middle of it..everything we ever wanted...we are in middle of it NOW!! Because well, we are....

World Wrestling Entertainment recently announced that they'd be laying off approximately 10% of their staff. Redundancies are expected to continue over the weekend as employees in all areas of the WWE's global operations fall victim to the credit crunch. It's being reported on several websites that the company plan to release several talents as part of this cost-saving initiative. -[Redhotdivas.com]

Already WWE have released a referee, Bam Neely and D'Lo Brown, so let's hope that NONE of our current WWE Divas [apart from Maria] are giving the pink slip! This is the first time in a long while WWE have finally got the women's division and the competitors right, I'd hate it if we were to have a repeat of the 2004/2005 Diva releases where WWE ridded some of the most talented Divas such as Nidia, Jazz and Dawn Marie.