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Here at NARCUSGFX, both Marcella and I wub our psycho Divas SO we thought it was wubby when our FAVOURITE psycho hoes beasts ended up in the same company! Both Victoria (now named GAYAYAY Tara) and Daffney have recently signed with WWE's rival company TNA! So, apart from having Royal tea parties and beheading several losers, me and Marcella have also been watching TNA very closesly, as their Knockouts division grows and becomes even more different with unique characters, but these two especially. Big things are to come from Daffney and Victoria being in TNA Wrestling!

Highlight the following text to read the spoilers for this Thursday's explosive iMPACT!;

- Angelina Love d. Sojo Bolt in a Knockout Championship match. Cute Kip, Madison Rayne, and Velvet Sky also made their return here. After the match, Angelina got on the mic and asked Kip why he was still hanging out with them. She fired him a long time ago and only brought him back to take out Kong, which he couldn’t do. She has security force him to leave the ring. Angelina then talks about how she’s beaten Kong and how she needs someone new to face, which leads to Victoria’s entrance. She gets in the ring and takes out Madison and Velvet before hitting a crazy Widow’s Peak on Angelina. Madison and Velvet drag Angelina out of the ring and take her up the ramp while Victoria (who looked fantastic, BTW) gets on the mic. She’s accepting Angelina’s challenge.

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WWE.com's special photoshoot Diva photoshoot Spring Flowers has gained two more galleries. Gallery three includes Jillian, Mickie James, Maryse and Brie Bella. Gallery four features Alicia Fox, Michelle McCool, Natalya and Gail Kim. All Divas look amazing - but Michelle's dress is very weird.

Katie Lea Burchill and Alicia Fox both have separate shoots and I'm fond of neither shoot OR the bush on Alicia's head.

WWE continues with their new feature 'Classic Divas'. Earlier today WWE posted up an exclusive gallery of Trish Stratus; the most overrated Diva in WWE history.

TNA also got the studio bug as two of the Knockouts got updates to their gallery and one Knockout debuted her gallery! Sojo Bolt looks really great in her shoot, but the outfit and the DEAD animal curled up on her head look ridiculous. I mean honestly. Taylor's photos were suprisingly lovely! She looks amazing in both the shoots and I have nothing to say about Jenna - kthxbye.

Divas 365 | WWE Classic Divas | Spring Flowers: Gallery 3 | Spring Flowers: Gallery 4
Katie Lea: Cowgirl | Alicia Fox: Foxy Curls | Trish: Classic Diva Photos
Sojo Bolt | Taylor Wilde 1 | Taylor Wilde 2 | Jenna 1 | Jenna 2

WWE continues with their new feature 'Classic Divas'. Earlier today WWE posted up an exclusive gallery of Lisa Moretti better known as WWE's loveable Ivory. Check it out!

WWE Classic Divas | Ivory: Classic Diva Photos

WWE continues with their new feature 'Classic Divas'. Earlier today WWE posted up an exclusive gallery of Kristal Marshall. Check it out!

WWE Classic Divas | Kristal Marshall: Classic Diva Photos

WWE continues with their new feature 'Classic Divas'. Yesterday they posted up Lita and today they've posted up Torrie Wilson. Definately check them out!

WWE Classic Divas | Lita: Classic Diva Photos | Torrie Wilson: Classic Diva Photos

WWE have launched another new feature for the Divas - Classic Divas - which will feature photoshoots of former WWE Divas. The first former Diva to be showcased, is a former Babe Of The Year - Stacy Keibler!

WWE Classic Divas | Stacy Keibler: Classic Diva Photos

Just because she doesn't have a proper job means that Trish Stratus can write seventy myspace blogs a day, make appearances everywhere and bitching about the state of the WWE Divas.

She says the current state of WWE's women's division leaves a lot to be desired. Storylines, character development and in-ring action aren't really the focus.

"It is disappointing," she says. "I think what it is, they have too many women. And I think they can't even see who's who because there's so many of them. I think they need someone maybe that can focus on the women."

The WWE don't know what to do with some of the WWE Divas sometimes, as they usually like to push the new Divas over anyone else. BUT REALLY? Has Trish not found anything better to do than talk shit all the time? Honestly, I for one do not want to hear her any longer. She's dragging out her fame toooooooooo long, it's time to give it all up Trish. You can read the full article here. KTHXBYE!

Marcella says; "****ING DIRTY LICE *****ES TRISH STRATUS"

In the 2009 Diva Draft, four WWE Divas found new homes and four returned to their 'stomping grounds'. The Bella Twins and the WWE Divas Champion Maryse were sent to RAW, Natalya was sent to the land of extreme and finally Alicia Fox, Layla, Candice and WWE Women's Champion Melina were sent packing to the blue brand. In a change to Marcella's Royal Confessions, get ready for a very colourful post as the first Confessions Of The Royal Valentine Twins debuts! The pair of us will now give our thoughts on every Diva Draft pick of 2009! Marc's thoughts will be in green and Marcella's in orange!

Natalya To ECW; How obvious was this? Correct me if I'm wrong but since her wubber has debuted on ECW, Nattie hasn't been on SmackDown!, not once, so she was acting as an ECW Vixxen, but being a SmackDown! Diva. Since dodo brain DH Smith has been drafted to ECW, expect the debut of the Hart Foundation...boring! Oh Nattie to ECW would have been exciting since she fits that model of the extreme vixxen, however, like Marc said, she's been there. WHAT TYPE OF MOVE IS THIS? Stupid. Especially, there is no face divas, but Tiffany, for her to feud with. I guess Tiff can do a rookie diva thingy. And DH SMITH makes me barf..I love the concept of the New Hart Foundation... I just hate SMITH.

Candice To SmackDown!; Everyone thought Candi was heading to SmackDown! and everyone was right. Let's hope she can restart her career here and not get injured everyday. Candice Michelle is way too hott for Cable TV. ;) ! She deserves a fresh start and she'll get one being an important part of the Smackdown roster. Hopefully, she smacks fellow diva searcher, Michelle McCool, just for fun!

WWE Divas Champion Maryse To RAW; There isn't much competition on RAW for Maryse. It'd be nice to see Maryse and Beth feud but I think no matter who she feuds with on RAW that it will grow stale and boring quickly. Maryse has a chance to feud with Beth and Mickie, which won't be too bad. However, Raw's division is looking sorta weak. The only "true" wrestlers are Beth, Jillian, and Mickie. The Bellas and Kelly are just starting out, along with Maryse. How technical can you get? I just hope Jillian breaks into Maryse and smacks some french fries out of her! :P

Layla To SmackDown!; YAYA! I'm glad Layla has returned to SmackDown! instead of floating around being misused on RAW, BUT what does this mean for her? I think if used correctly, that soon Layla will be a serious title contender; I'd love to see her as Women's Champ! Layla needs this move. All she did on Raw was follow Regal around and take his UGLY coat. Thank goodness. She better be used in matches and kick the holy hell out of some people. Remember Layla, I want you to FUCKING RIP someone's HEAD OFF!

Alicia Fox To SmackDown!; I wasn't too bothered about this pick, but I'm glad Alicia has been split from DJ Gabriel and can finally showcase her skills against the likes of Layla, Gail, Melina and Michelle. Alicia Fox is away from her dancing king! :( I think Alicia would have done good to stay in ECW so she could learn from Katie Lea and Natalya. However, this could work out well. I just hope she doesn't get shoved into Edge's arms. Then I will be pissed and snap some necks!

The Bella Twins To RAW; When Nikki was drafted to SmackDown!, I was dancing - the twins were finally split up - however, BRIE was later thrown over to RAW. Could this be because they are gonna split again? I'm not really bothered as both of them going to RAW has irked me as Jillian will just JOB to them 90 times a month. Oh don't get me start on BOTH Bellas being drafted. I was raging like no other. The draft could have added dimensions to their one dimensional characters ^_^ but no, we will get this sibling rivarly all day baby all day. I will be a very ANGRY ROYAL! You know what WWE Universe, I draft YOUS to the bin! HOLLERING!!

WWE Women's Champion Melina To SmackDown!; I was really pleased when Mel was drafted back to SmackDown!, hopefully now she's there she will freshen up her character as her face run has been boring from the start. Now John Morrison's back on SmackDown!, maybe the two will reunite and change back to the obnoxious A-Listers we loved! Melina to Smackdown made me happy. Then when John Morrison was drafted to Smackdown, I was really happy. You know what would have made me estatic, I don't know... maybe... DRAFTING JILLIAN HALL TO SMACKDOWN! Anyways, Melina will now have a good chance to showcase her craft with other divas and spice up Friday Nights. However, TURN HER HEEL AND PUT HER WITH HER MOMO! I will be such a forgiving ROYAL that I will put my BAG away.... for two minutes ONLY!

Alicia Fox and a bunch of former and current WWE Divas have some new snaps over at WWE.com! 'Hall Of Fame Divas' returns with a bunch of new pictures, with some interesting photos! Alicia Fox also has a new photoshoot 'Tiny Dancer'. Her hair is very very ODD in this shoot but the outfit suits her and the pictures look really great. Definately check both out!

Despite the 25 Diva Battle Royal being the worst women's wrestling match EVER, you can enjoy 2 snaps of every WWE Diva including the past Divas who took part in the match also. Click the photos above to be redirected to WWE.com's Divas 365 WrestleMania Backstage Beauties page.

To Whom it May Concern;

Oh Dear! Now, I'm one angry little Princess. Even though, Papa Valentine's birthday party [ March 21st ] has passed. Let us Royals wish the elder Royal an EVIL BIRTHDAY! And of course, Mama Valentine's bitchy birthday is on WRESTLEMANIA 25. So let's hope there's good smashings for her. HOLLER! Anywho, let's get onto the CUNTBAGS. Haha, thank a wubby friend of mine for introducing the Royals to the new wordage. So thankies! YAYA!

So it's been awhile since I've last blogged. Why? STUPID UNIVERSITY has been plugging up my life like woah. :) And one of my professors has made ME on angry biatch! But what can ya do? Other than hit the Double team move of the Vaccination Massacre. HOLLERING!!!

So Wrestlemania is tomorrow... let's hope it's a good one, guys.

Onto the news of the weeks....

Tiffany has made an ONLY DIVAS ECW. Erm, thanks WWE for stealing Royals' ideas. We've been there and done that many a times. So let's see if you know what you are doing. I DOUBT it will be rated ROYALLY ACCEPTABLE! However.... yeah? When is it? Did yous forget? Stupid stupid people.

Anyways, last week, Gail KIM finally arrived on the scene kicking Maryse and Michelle's asses! :) Nice return. So this week [ only to US fans ] Maria and Gail defeated Michelle and Maryse. Gail looked good. o.O She's a bit iffy with me. Let's just say if she become superwoman, I will try to smack her nose off.

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WWE.com added former WWE Divas and participants in the WrestleMania 25 Diva Battle Royal this coming Sunday to their Alumni page; Miss Jackie and Torrie Wilson. You can click the pictures above of the Divas to look at their new profiles. Maybe Nidia Guenard will get her Alumni profile aswell soon.

Nidia broke into the wrestling business after competing and going on to win the first ever WWF Tough Enough competition back in 2001. Her along with her co-winner Maven, made a few appearances on SmackDown! before being assigned to OVW to begin their training.

After fueding with vicious vixxen Victoria in OVW, Nidia was called back up to the main SmackDown! roster, where she became Jamie Noble's girlfriend and the stalker of The Hurricane. King Of The Ring 2002 saw Nidia lead Jamie Noble to his first Cruiserwieight Championship! During the course of her time as a heel on SmackDown!, we saw Nidia face off with Torrie Wilson many times in singles matches and various intergender tag matches.

As she grew more and more popular, WWE threw her into a huge storyline. Tajiri spat black mist into Nidia's face, "blinding" her. Whilst Nidia couldn't see, Jamie Noble would throw her into opponents and inject her into his matches to aid him cheap victories. As the story grew and grew, Nidia finally turned on Noble, leading to a match at No Way Out 2004; a blindfold match! As Nidia was about to win, Noble lifted up his blindfold and cheated. He locked Nidia in a submission hold, making her tap out.

In the 2004 WWE Draft, Nidia was drafted over to RAW where she defeated Molly Holly in her debut RAW match. Nidia had a short career on RAW and was mostly found on HEAT, facing Jazz, Gail Kim or teaming with Victoria to take on different mixed tag teams. On November 3 in 2004, Nidia along with many other Superstars and Divas, was released from her WWE contract. This came as a huge shock to me and Nidia fans alike.

After being released, Nidia went on to wrestle at various independant promotions before giving birth to her daughter, Lilith Fae Dal Bosco, in April 2007.

Now, I was and still am a major Nidia mark. She is one of my all time favourites and it would be awesome to have her get back into the ring at WrestleMania 25. But I somehow doubt she will. What do you think? Let us know in the cbox!

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As you can see from the picture above the confirmed WWE Divas for the battle royal are;

Jillian, Alicia, The Bella Twins, GAIL KIM, Tiffany, Mickie, Rosa, Candice, Natalya, Eve, Layla Katie Lea, Kelly, Maria, Melina, Michelle, Beth & Maryse

So that leaves room for six former Divas, but rumour has it Torrie Wilson and the biggest fattest has-been Sunny will be there. BLAH, let's wait and see! I'm still rooting for Luna!

So as you all probably know by now WrestleMania 25 will host a 25 Diva Battle Royal featuring the WWE Divas from RAW, ECW, SmackDown! and WWE past! So if we take out Vickie Guerrero, Lilian Garcia, Stephanie McMahon and assume Rosa and Tiffany will take part in the match then we have eighteen Divas so far. [see below];

RAW; Beth, Candice, Jillian, Kelly, Layla, Melina, Mickie & Rosa
ECW; Alicia, Katie Lea & Tiffany
SD; Brie, Eve, Maria, Maryse, Michelle, Natalya & Nikki

Now despite all the rumours of all these random Divas making an appearance, here is who I would like to see fill up the final seven Diva slots.

Dawn Marie, Lita, Mae Young, Nidia, Torrie, Trish & Victoria

Wishful thinking? Maybe. Who would you like to see return for the special battle royal?!