Wednesday, 6 May 2009


Oi, I was reading some news sites earlier and came across this on a myspace fansite. It was rather interesting. I don't know how much of it is true, but still, take a read.

Roxxi was recently released from TNA, and there is a lot of heat on Rhaka Khan over the firing as well as for her behavior. ProWrestling.net reports that Roxxi's termination can be traced back to a backstage incident that took place between the two. Khan was upset that she wasn't given enough to do in a battle royal match. When Savio Vega was going over the match with the Knockouts, he asked her repeatedly to turn down the music she was playing. She eventually complied, but when asked to join the rest of the group, she snapped at him and said she is tall enough to see him over everyone.

During the actual battle royal match, Rhaka apparently caught Roxxi with a flurry of stiff shots, and Roxxi returned them and Rhaka dropped to her knees and screamed, which was edited off TV. Khan headed backstage and complained loudly about the stiff shots, and said that the other Knockouts don't like her but she could "get real" with them.

ProWrestling.net reports that Roxxi approached Khan to smooth things over, but Khan wasn't interested. Khan was then overheard complaining to ex-boyfriend Kurt Angle that other knockouts were stealing her clothes and either destroyed or stole her laptop computer. Regarding the allegations of stolen clothes, one source cracked, "None of this has ever happened because who in the f--- would want them?" Angle has been seen blowing off her rants, but management still feels they are tight.

Khan and Roxxi eventually made peace, but neither were brought back to television. Khan hasn't appeared on TV since the incidents, but remains on the TNA website and has been flying herself to some television tapings in recent weeks.

The general feeling from sources who have spoken up is that Roxxi got a raw deal and Khan is getting away with her behavior due to her ties with Kurt Angle, although the two are no longer dating. Another incident was during a recent gauntlet match, where Khan was so upset about newcomer Madison Rayne being late for a spot that she kicked her in the head hard enough to cause temporary hearing loss.

I think it's really sad Roxxi is gone and to see Rhaka Khan, a Diva search reject with little talent, still with the company. I really liked Rhaka when she first joined. She was so different from any other female we'd ever seen, but this is really very sad. If she doesn't like the heat on her then please REFRAIN from staying with TNA and hogging the spot that more talented women could have. KTHXBYE!

What are your thoughts on this situation?

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MAЯC!; at 17:35 | 0 comments
Saturday, 2 May 2009


To Whom It May Concern;

It's back baby! The Confessions of A Royal Biatch that everyone has come to know and love! So, you ask the great sensational one, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! Well, little idiotbuckets and idiotboxes, I've been BUSY, so SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLES! ;]

Now that my university work has been nearly completed....and I have THREE more days in days apart from each other.... I can finally CONFESS.

I still must analyze TNA Knockouts... Dearies, don't think you got out of my CLUTCHES. You will be spoken to... when I'm good and ready. You will never know when I WILL POP on and confess my devious thoughts.

So back to the bitchyness!

We got some major PROBLEMS in WWE and TNA!

PROBLEM NUMBER ONE!

THE RELEASE OF ROXXI! Now, I know, you gonna say, Mercedes, you hate that lice ridden horse slut. No no no! I HATE her character and her over ratedness... I don't hate uglieee Roxxi. No matter how much I want to smack her, she deserved her spot there! Rhaka Khan allegedly started a fight with Roxxi and got her fired. NEWSFLASH RHAKA, The ROYALS are coming for ya! One of these days, Kurt Angle won't be able to help you. :) And the ROYALS will take their rightful place in TNA. So guess what that means, we won't be taking your shit! So BOOOOO TO TNA.... I sincerely hope that the fans and wrestlers riot and raise some hell in order to rectify this situation. So Rhaka Khan, love, beware... you are the number one SLUT.

PROBLEM NUMBER TWO!

Santina Marella. :) Why does the WWE continue with this stupid gimmick? Okay, it was cute for a second.... but do you really think we, the fans, are dumb? Just have Beth Phoenix massacre Santino once and for all!!...And if Santina wins the Diva's title, Marc and I will march down to RAW, and personally PUT our resumes in to wrestle!

WWE and TNA have royally pissed us ROYAL VALENTINE TWINS off. So beware you two stupid promotions, you never know, maybe the Royals will TAKE OVER the wrestling universe... MWAHAHAHAHA

So remember, you can look all you want, but NEVER EVER TOUCH THE ROYALS!

HOLLERING!

Sincerely Yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
aka Marcella
The Royal Fucking Bitch of the Ring
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face

cos we are...

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Marci at 19:00 | 0 comments
Saturday, 25 April 2009


As reported by PWPIX.net earlier this week, TNA Wrestling are apparantly planning to let go three of their female wrestlers;
In case you haven't noticed, two TNA wrestlers besides Jacqueline and Kip James are no longer being used — Roxxi and Rhaka Khan. You can add them to "not being brought back" pile. All four of their contracts are set to expire soon and TNA officials have reportedly decided against renewing all of them.
Since we heard the report that Roxxi and Rhaka had a bust up backstage the pair haven't been on TV - the commentators or other Knockouts haven't even mentioned the pair of Knockouts. If it's true then it's quite sad that Roxxi is being let go, I may not have liked her that much but she really brought something different to TNA and was a really good wrestler; unlike Rhaka Khan, who had a really unique gimmick and style, but she couldn't act, wrestle and she wasn't very good on the mic. What are your thoughts?

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MAЯC!; at 20:06 | 0 comments
Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Highlight the text below to read Thursday's double dose of Knockout action!

>> The Beautiful People defeated Taylor Wilde and Madison Rayne when Madison Rayne turned on Taylor Wilde.

>> Sojourner "ONLY MY MOMMA CALLS ME SOJO" Bolt and Rhaka Khan defeatedAwesome Kong and Raisha Saeed. It would seem that The Kongtourage has disbanded and Rhaka Khan and Sojo are now faces.

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MAЯC!; at 14:27 | 0 comments
Monday, 9 February 2009


After ODB suffered a loss at the hands of Knockouts Champion Awesome Kong last night at TNA's Against All Odds, another Knockotus Gauntlet match has been scheduled for this Thursday's iMPACT!

- There will be a Knockouts Gauntlet Match on "iMPACT!" as it will be Taylor Wilde vs. Angelina Love vs. ODB vs. Raisha Saeed vs. Roxxi vs. Velvet Sky vs. Sojo Bolt vs. Rhaka Khan vs. Madison Rayne

Why is Madison Rayne back? Didn't The Kongtourage and The Royals dispose of her dead dog infested head a LONG time ago? URGH, but wait! Where is Traci Brooks and Jacqueline in this match!?? TNA should start including these more, especially poor TRACI!

Anyway, who will win? The obvious choices are Taylor Wilde, Roxxi and ODB. BUT maybe we will get suprised...maybe Rhaka Khan will walk away winner! You know she did say "I just want to let them know there are great things in store for Rhaka Khan" in a recent interview with UGO.com, but who knows?! Ah, that's right, we will know soon enough when the spoilers are thrown our way and we will surely let you all know!!

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MAЯC!; at 16:02 | 0 comments
Monday, 22 December 2008


NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Christy; 4 Avatars
Jacqueline; 1 Avatar
Rhaka Khan; 1 Signature, 2 Avatars

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MAЯC!; at 21:04 | 0 comments
Sunday, 5 October 2008


NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
2 Rhaka Khan Signatures

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MAЯC!; at 23:47 | 0 comments
Friday, 29 August 2008

As you can see once again I have changed the layout of the site, credit to the awesome layout designer again is at the bottom of the side panel. I made the header myself, with a few ideas from Trisha (OhSoDivalicious), the splatters and lyrics in the background! I think the layout looks really great :). As you can see also it mainly features Amy "Lita" Dumas, as well as Jillian Hall, Rhaka Khan and SoCal Val. Leave your comments on the layout in the newborn NARCUSChat ;].

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MAЯC!; at 22:20 | 0 comments
Wednesday, 27 August 2008

The voting has ended for the third 'Sexy Or Scrabby' poll. This time only twenty-three people voted for who they thought had the scrabbiest shoot, take a look below to see the sexiest and the scrabbiest divas are, voted by you;;

As you can see, theres a tie for the sexiest shoot! Because theres never been a tie before, heres whats going to happen. Karen Angle will keep her Scrabby title, as she is yet again for the third week running, the Scrabbiest Diva. The fourth 'Sexy Or Scrabby' will be Karen, Layla and Candice exclusive. There will be two photoshoots of Layla and Candice [because they are tied] and one of Karen Angle. Then you will vote for the scrabbiest again out of the three. Get it? Good. Check back next Saturday for the fourth edition of 'Sexy Or Scrabby'.

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MAЯC!; at 21:19 | 0 comments
Saturday, 23 August 2008

Welcome to round three of Sexy Or Scrabby. This past Wednesday, Karen Angle was voted scrabbiest again and Melina was knocked off her sexiest slot and Candice was the diva who replaced her.;



This time around, Trisha-Louise from OhSoDivalicious is one of the special judges alongside myself and Marcella. Well, you know how it works so lets get on with it! [Click the picture of the diva to see the photoshoot];


Trisha: I have to say SCRABBY for this one. Nice way of advertising the shirt & all, but actually taking it off is going way, way, wayyy too far! Umm.. While she actually has clothes on, the outfit isnt so bad. Top & shorts, Nice & simple. But the fact she strips off in this shoot just adds up to the Scrabby Points! [2/10]. Marc: This shoot is completely scrabby. The shirt is horrible, her face is horrible and the shots are horrible. I rather sit in my own vomit, watching my feet burn instead of seeing yet another scrabby Karen Angle shoot. [0/10]. Marcella: Keep the fucking shirt ON. She's going to always be the scrabbiest since she thinks being naked is fun. GOODNESS, even Kelly Kelly isn't naked ALL the time! Think Karen! Honestly, I will have to use the PLASTIC BAG, instead of the brown paper bag. I can't deal with her scrabbiness. It's deplorable. Someone get the hook!. [0/10].


Trisha: What the hell is she almost wearing?!? Rhaka has GUTS to wear this outfit! Strangly enough, I think Rhaka looks sexy in this, not many people could pull that off! Rhaka's eye make-up is simply stunning, I can (almost) forgive her for her BaitFake (Blatently Fake in London) OTT weave!! Alongside her differential poses & facial expressions, her hair, make-up & outfit are all what I expect from TNA's superfreak! [8/10]. Marc: I love Rhaka Khan, she always looks good no matter what. Her attire, hair and make-up is awesome, and suits not just her 'freaky' gimmick but her aswell. [9/10]. Marcella: I love how Rhaka Khan is so different. Her makeup and hair is prefect in showing her "freakiness". I don't really like that pink attire. It's ugly. I do think that the bra is nice, so she should find something that is freakish to go with that bra. Anyways, she's fierce and working it, so good job. [ 9/10].


Trisha: Layla would look sexy in a potato sack, she just has that feel about her! Layla looks like she's having fun in this shoot & isnt tryin hard to make it look that way. Her outfit is sweet, simple & certainly not scabby! What else can I say? I love this shoot! [10/10]. Marc: I totally agree with Trisha; "Layla would look sexy in a potato sack". Layla is probably the most photogenic WWE Diva and it definitely shows in this photoshoot! [10/10]. Marcella: Lay looks absolutely sexy in this photoshoot. Everything is definitely right for her. The top, the poses, the hair, and the accessories are all brilliant. She looks like she's having a great old time and even brought some of her "bitchyness". Ace job, Layla! [10/10].


Trisha: Woohoo! Tiffany's first official WWE Diva Shoot! She pulls off the 'My-Bra-Is-Hanging-Out-For-Added-Sexiness' look, without looking too slutty..*Cough*KarenAngle*Cough* And she also wears the skin-tight purple dress well to! Her poses are different to usual 'Diva' poses, with accessories kept minimal (And matching-ish to her bra!) I'm pretty much loving this shoot, lets hope we see more Tiffany shoots soon! [9/10]. Marc: Despite the fact that the bra Tiffany is wearing in this photoshoot has gone round half of the Diva lockerroom, it suits her probably the best. I think she looks stunning in her first shoot as an ECW Vixxen and I can't wait to see more! [7/10]. Marcella: I do enjoy this first shoot of Tiffany. She has so much potential to give great shoot. However, that DAMN bra has been on EVERY diva and knockout! Pretty soon, we will find Awesome Kong and ODB wearing it. :) Back to Tiffy, she gives wonderful poses that need minimal work and her attire is cool. I think all knockouts and divas need to watch out for her, since she will be the sexiest really soon! [7/10].


Trisha: I'm a bit Iffy with this shoot! Candice's hair looks pretty decent, but I miss her long hair! Anyways, her outfit is cute & simple, with some pretty accessories! (Me.Want.Star.Belt...) Her poses are different & she varies her facial expressions.. But like I said, Im a bit Iffy, but Im liking it more, than not! [7/10]. Marc: Like Trisha said, Candice's poses are different, and the setting is different, as is her clothes...well, she is usually half naked. Her hair really suits her and I really like this shoot, however, the weird knuckle duster thing makes the shoot look tacky and scrabby. [7/10]. Marcella: I really like Candice's hair in this shoot. It's perfect for the whole "knockout". She seriously looks pretty in clothes. I'm happy that she isn't being a slut. However, those faces she's making make me laugh. :) I shouldn't be laughing like a twat. Candi must work on those faces, as I don't like them. [8/10].

So here's what the ratings say:
Sexiest: Layla [with a total of 30/30!]
Scrabbiest: Karen Angle
[with only 2/30]

Agree, disagree? Vote in the poll at the side for who you think is scrabbiest! The diva with the least amount of votes will be voted sexiest. Also, if you are interested in joining the panel for one of these 'contests', sign up in the cbox and we'll see :). The votes will be counted and verified and the results shall be posted on Wednesday!

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MAЯC!; at 12:00 | 0 comments
Monday, 23 June 2008
I've just added five signatures to the signatures gallery. As you can see to the right, one is of the lovely Layla, one is of Victoria, one of Rhaka Khan and two of former WWE Diva, Brooke Adams. Go to the gallery to check them out, enjoy!

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MAЯC!; at 23:49 | 0 comments
Sunday, 22 June 2008
Take a look to the left to see a preview of one of fourteen new signatures added to the new signatures page. The women featured in these signatures are Michelle McCool, Angelina Love, Kristal Marshall, Rhaka Khan, Victoria, Jillian, Candice, Nidia Guenard and Maria. Take a look at the new signatures page by clicking here or at the right hand side of the page.

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MAЯC!; at 21:28 | 0 comments
I'm currently working on a new signatures page, as the other one is awkward to work with. So, as promised I will be adding the signatures mentioned yesterday and I will be transfering all of the signatures on the previous page over to the new page. The new page should be finished tonight. Look to the right for another preview of one of the new signatures, this time it's of TNA Knockout, Rhaka Khan.

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MAЯC!; at 20:22 | 0 comments