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In the 2009 Diva Draft, four WWE Divas found new homes and four returned to their 'stomping grounds'. The Bella Twins and the WWE Divas Champion Maryse were sent to RAW, Natalya was sent to the land of extreme and finally Alicia Fox, Layla, Candice and WWE Women's Champion Melina were sent packing to the blue brand. In a change to Marcella's Royal Confessions, get ready for a very colourful post as the first Confessions Of The Royal Valentine Twins debuts! The pair of us will now give our thoughts on every Diva Draft pick of 2009! Marc's thoughts will be in green and Marcella's in orange!

Natalya To ECW; How obvious was this? Correct me if I'm wrong but since her wubber has debuted on ECW, Nattie hasn't been on SmackDown!, not once, so she was acting as an ECW Vixxen, but being a SmackDown! Diva. Since dodo brain DH Smith has been drafted to ECW, expect the debut of the Hart Foundation...boring! Oh Nattie to ECW would have been exciting since she fits that model of the extreme vixxen, however, like Marc said, she's been there. WHAT TYPE OF MOVE IS THIS? Stupid. Especially, there is no face divas, but Tiffany, for her to feud with. I guess Tiff can do a rookie diva thingy. And DH SMITH makes me barf..I love the concept of the New Hart Foundation... I just hate SMITH.

Candice To SmackDown!; Everyone thought Candi was heading to SmackDown! and everyone was right. Let's hope she can restart her career here and not get injured everyday. Candice Michelle is way too hott for Cable TV. ;) ! She deserves a fresh start and she'll get one being an important part of the Smackdown roster. Hopefully, she smacks fellow diva searcher, Michelle McCool, just for fun!

WWE Divas Champion Maryse To RAW; There isn't much competition on RAW for Maryse. It'd be nice to see Maryse and Beth feud but I think no matter who she feuds with on RAW that it will grow stale and boring quickly. Maryse has a chance to feud with Beth and Mickie, which won't be too bad. However, Raw's division is looking sorta weak. The only "true" wrestlers are Beth, Jillian, and Mickie. The Bellas and Kelly are just starting out, along with Maryse. How technical can you get? I just hope Jillian breaks into Maryse and smacks some french fries out of her! :P

Layla To SmackDown!; YAYA! I'm glad Layla has returned to SmackDown! instead of floating around being misused on RAW, BUT what does this mean for her? I think if used correctly, that soon Layla will be a serious title contender; I'd love to see her as Women's Champ! Layla needs this move. All she did on Raw was follow Regal around and take his UGLY coat. Thank goodness. She better be used in matches and kick the holy hell out of some people. Remember Layla, I want you to FUCKING RIP someone's HEAD OFF!

Alicia Fox To SmackDown!; I wasn't too bothered about this pick, but I'm glad Alicia has been split from DJ Gabriel and can finally showcase her skills against the likes of Layla, Gail, Melina and Michelle. Alicia Fox is away from her dancing king! :( I think Alicia would have done good to stay in ECW so she could learn from Katie Lea and Natalya. However, this could work out well. I just hope she doesn't get shoved into Edge's arms. Then I will be pissed and snap some necks!

The Bella Twins To RAW; When Nikki was drafted to SmackDown!, I was dancing - the twins were finally split up - however, BRIE was later thrown over to RAW. Could this be because they are gonna split again? I'm not really bothered as both of them going to RAW has irked me as Jillian will just JOB to them 90 times a month. Oh don't get me start on BOTH Bellas being drafted. I was raging like no other. The draft could have added dimensions to their one dimensional characters ^_^ but no, we will get this sibling rivarly all day baby all day. I will be a very ANGRY ROYAL! You know what WWE Universe, I draft YOUS to the bin! HOLLERING!!

WWE Women's Champion Melina To SmackDown!; I was really pleased when Mel was drafted back to SmackDown!, hopefully now she's there she will freshen up her character as her face run has been boring from the start. Now John Morrison's back on SmackDown!, maybe the two will reunite and change back to the obnoxious A-Listers we loved! Melina to Smackdown made me happy. Then when John Morrison was drafted to Smackdown, I was really happy. You know what would have made me estatic, I don't know... maybe... DRAFTING JILLIAN HALL TO SMACKDOWN! Anyways, Melina will now have a good chance to showcase her craft with other divas and spice up Friday Nights. However, TURN HER HEEL AND PUT HER WITH HER MOMO! I will be such a forgiving ROYAL that I will put my BAG away.... for two minutes ONLY!