NARCUSGFX

Dear whom it may concern;

It's that time again for the Confessions of a Royal Biatch! It's time to get back to my BITCHING!

Will TNA please refrain from being losers? They are CRYING once again! Anytime WWE does something, they wanna be HARDCORE! THEY WANNA BE TOUGH GUYS. o.O Please stop. You only turn people off with your PETTY CHIT CHAT!

Now The Beautiful People are going apeshit that Maryse used hairspray on Mickie. REALLY? ANGELINA AND VELVET! I will educate you. :) LUNA did that once to SABLE. =O Luna also proceeded to give Sable a Lunalicious makeover! Furthermore, Terri Runnels ruined The Kat's makeover as well. :) So please, you aren't original. There's no more originality in wrestling. There's always paying some tribute to others.

Furthermore, TNA.... REALLY SERIOUSLY... A well known female wrestler. -_- if it ends up to be A WEIRDY or Debra. I will really castrate my brother, Marc. Because you hype things THAT ARE VERY WEIRD.

Am I the only one confused with this MONSTER'S BALL MATCH? WHY IS DAFFNEY AND TAYLOR WILDE THE ONLY PEOPLE?

If Mickie or Michelle McCool become the first people to hold both Women's and Diva's titles, I will slap them. Even though I like both people. I think holding both titles is prestigious and should occur at a SPECIAL MOMENT. Maybe at... SUMMERSLAM?! Give other people a short that never held a BELT before you give it to people who have held a belt for 947687686 years.

PUSH JILLIAN! WWE!! PUSH JILLIAN!!

Tiffany on ECW is scaring me. o.O She's actually doing pretty well... GET OUT THE RING JACK!!! NOWWWW!! She should just start yelling...

THE NEW HART FOUNDATION! UAUAU!!! I'm excited despite my immense hatred for DAVID HART SMITH. :) He's a horse's ass. AND THAT ISN'T GOOD MY WUBBERS!

I miss Katie Lea wrestling :(

What died on Alicia Fox's head? Why did she suddenly TURN heel? What is up with her and the word, cupcake?

Weirddddddd!!!

I am loving Angelina Love as TNA Knockout's Champ. I really hope Velvet comes back... Madison can stay in the trash. :) I really hope Angelina retains... Saeed should get a title shot and KICK some BOOTYY!!! Kong's had the title too much! TITLE HOGGER =O HEHEH WUB for her though

Stay tune next confession for my thoughts in depth about the TNA KNOCKOUTS!

So remember, you can look all you want,

but NEVER EVER TOUCH THE ROYALS!

HOLLERING!

Sincerely Yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
aka Marcella
THE QUEEN OF WRESTLING!

Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day cos the ROYALS are