NARCUSGFX

To Whom It May Concern,

I have decided to take time away from my VERY BUSY schedule of homework and observation work to GIVE YOU ALL MY FIFTH Edition of The Confessions of A Royal Biatch.

Now before, I get to all these diva shenanigans, I have to YELL at the copycats. Please refrain from trying to be the Confessions of A Royal Biatch. You aren't going to get RAVE reviews like I do. So STOP trying. Be yourselves even though, that's SO HORRIBLE! Furthermore,please REFRAIN from making UP silly news. We don't care that you make up your OWN gossip. It's rather pathetic. You don't have the inside scoop. We here don't claim to know the inside scoop on ANYTHING. The only thing we have the inside scoop on is EVERYTHING THAT DEALS with The Royals! Hollerrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

Moving on to scary things, Ashley Massaro is STILL.... STILL..... STILLLL trying to play wrestler! Listen, Ashley, why don't you stick the pages of PLAYBOY with your silicone boobulas and YOUR over botoxed DOGGY face!! [ AND No I didn't take that from the Beautiful People =P ] One day she wants to spew about ex boyfriends, then bitch out a thirteen year old [ who I must say is a CUNT { oopsy} ], and then wants to be in UFC. On top of everything, she still wants in WWE. Ashley MAKE up your dirty MIND! You said you were in NINETY things already. Hey Massaro, where's the CD and clothing line? Nice aspirations. Um, are you gonna do ANYTHING? :| You have to be silly trying to reason with this sad 13 year old. And now this 13 year old is all psycho and wants to fight everybody! Listen Chatterbox, please refrain from being SCARED SHITLESS in your videos. You want to be a WWE Diva. Hey, princess join the club. You got millions of girls who want to be a WWE Diva. Not many make it. So do you have the BALLS to make it? Until you do or anyone else [ myself included], then threats aren't needed. Everyone needs to PROVE themselves to get there and STAY there. This isn't wrestling dress up!

But WHATEVER!!!

Let's get on with the SHOW!

Did anyone see Against All Odds? I saw pieces of it. I'm not too enthused with TNA PPVs. But ODB vs Awesome Kong was good. These girls can wrestle. I love how the Kongtourage wants to murder Cornette. Ol' Cornbread was gonna get monsterslapped by Kong. Haha. Kong wins. Now, I love Kong, but when is SHE gonna lose that belt? She's always champion. And if she's not champ, it's an idiothole!

Well, we had a Gauntlet match on iMPACT with Sojo Bolt winning.Oh NO, trouble in Kongtourage land. Let's see how Saeed and Khan feel about the new member Sojo getting a shot at their leader Kong. Now Cute Kip catching Angelina and Velvet was simply PRICELESS like Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes. Who the hell is Madison Rayne? And what has SHE done? -.- Hey Maddy Waddy, I hope the Beautiful People rearrange your little face! :P

Off of the TNA losers, and now to WWE Losers.

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IS ROSAAAAAAA MENDES!!!!!!!!!

Haha. Rosa was instrumental in another victory for the Glamazon! Yes, Jillian and Beth won another match against Kelly and Melina. Really Riveting!The Glamabutch has a title match against Melina THIS MONDAY! There have been reports that Trish Stratus is to appear and smack Beth. Or something along those lines. YADDA YADDA!

Did I ever say how much I miss Lena Yada? Well, I do.

ECW land had a treat of seeing Natalya Neidhart with her boytoy Tyson. I hope Nattie rips those FUGLY pink strands out of her head. It's ridiculous! Nattie, baby, you should know NOT to do what Victoria once did. MESS UP YOUR HAIR! I hope Nattie makes a permanent move to ECW. She needs to do something! She does NOTHING on Smackdown!

On Smackdown, Nikki had heelish tendencies. She so wanted to TOUCH John Morrison and the Miz. I think we will see the Bella Twins slap each other around. And wow, Maria actually didn't hurt herself or Michelle. I loved how Eve injected herself. She's doing a great job thus far. Michelle. LMFAO. Oh Michy! Maria picks up the win, and I didn't cringe SOOOO much. Umm, when is Maryse coming to smack Maria and Michelle into one another?

Better yet, GAIL KIM, when are you returning? I don't like games, hun.

Oh, I still wub John Cena. And yes, that has nothing to do with anything. :)

Draft is scheduled in April. Hopefully, the divas are moved around! They need it!

No divas tonight at No Way Out. BIG MISTAKE! They are taking part in a blog. WOOOO HOO!

Puh-lease!

Umm, let's do a quick rundown of what diva is where and what alignment she is.

Raw:

Heels: Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes, Jillian Hall, Layla London

Faces; Melina Perez, Candice Michelle, Mickie James, Kelly Kelly

ECW

Heels; Katie Lea & Natalya Neidhart

Faces; Tiffany & Alicia Fox

Smackdown;

Heels; Maryse & Michelle McCool

Tweener; Nikki Bella

Faces; Brie Bella, Maria Kanellis, Eve Torres

Well, Guess WHAT!

Next Confessions, I'm going to take all these DIVAS and TELL you ALL what I think they should do.

So until next time, don't touch the Royals. Don't try to be the Royals. Just STAY AWAY from us!

HOLLERINGGG!!

Sincerely yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
aka Marcella
Don't you DARE enter the Lair of the PHOENIX!
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