NARCUSGFX

To Whom it May Concern,

Welcome Again to The Confessions of A Royal Biatch!

You all are graced with another edition [ well half an edition ]. Seems as though, I had to prematurely end my previous Confessions to do some work, housework, and eat. Now, there are some MORE things that grind my gears!

And all you people are going to find out firsthand what those things are!

FCW's site has had a makeover! Well, not really, the superstar page has been updated. Now there's some yummy people brooding down there, like Brett DiBiase! [lots of wubs] Okay, okay, I'm gonna talk divas. [ rolls eyes] Well, Jenny Cash, Wesley Holiday, Rosa Mendes, Alicia Fox, Miss Angela, & Tiffany have been heating up the developmentals. I actually pretty proud of all these ladies. They are slowly improving. They even are crowning the Queen of FCW, which they totally ripped off from the Royals' e-fed. But, good for yous! You are all improving and TRYING.

But, Ashley! ASHLEY! ASHLEY!! Even though, I feel for you. Please.Do.NOT.COME.BACK! It's time to move on. As Marc said, other people need the shot. Everyone on the roster needs to have a fair share, and you have had your time. It's time to move on. Hey, if Victoria and the rest of the divas of the past can move on, so can you!

Recently, John Cena has stated that Candice Michelle has always been his favorite diva.Everyone please get over it. He can like who he wants. He's not being fickle or that she has silicone boobulas. Almost every diva and knockout has or had silicone boobulas. Just get over yourselves! At least, Cena is a nice man who mentions the diva. A lot of male wrestlers don't consider the ladies ANY talent. So shove that down your skirts! So everyone and their mother, please refrain from crying over every little thing Cena says or does. I really hate to have Randy Orton and his voices punt yous!

And plus, Cena couldn't mention me as his fave diva, cos everyone on the main roster would be sad that a future WWE Diva was mentioned instead of them. ;)

So this is the REAL end of the Confessions this week. Remember I may be imitated, but never duplicated. I'm the ONLY real Confessions out there, giving you a PIECE of my brilliant wrestling mind each and every week.

And remember, you can look, but never ever touch a Royal! Just simply remember, never to cross a Royal unless, you want to be hit by the dreaded Valentine' Massacre!!

HOLLLERINGGGGG!!

Sincerely Yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
The REAL Phoenix rising from the ashes!
The Most Dominant and Smartest Diva and Knockout ever!
[ AKA Marcella ]

The BEST DAMN THING THAT YOUR EYES HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
Holler!!