Deformed Monkeys...Uhh Royal Rumble Predictions!
Welcome to the Wonderful World of the Royals, where you get to finally pick at the brains of the hottest, greatest, smartest, and most talented duo. We will grace you all with our predictions of the Royal Rumble,which has no relations with us, despite it BITING off our name. It's not ROYAL, oh no not with those SCRAY matches. It might have been better if there were matches with people who weren't idiotholes. But WHATEVER! Marc's let start the tradegy. EWWWIES this PPV looks soooo BORING! I don't wanna do these faggy predictions, but 'Cella has me at gunpoint so oopsie, here we are. Hush Narcus! Let's predict what gruesome things will happen in the Women's Title Match, even though I said it in my Confessions. Okay then SCRAYFACE, let's do this shit. Well, Mel will win by DQ tonight as Rosa is a psycho hoes beast. YAYA! As much as I wub Melina, the crowd just aren't behind her now she's a face, and Beth has impressed me as of late and stopped being a boring old lady, so hopeully Beth retains, turns face and BAM Melina [heel], Natalya or another Diva comes along and snatches the title. That's because she's the feather lady. She needs to yell bitch and be angry for people to wub her muchly. Oh Marc, I will snatch the title, as I'm the best! YAYA! UAUA! Sounds like a plan, do it, do it, SMACK HER, hit her, DO SOMETHING! Okies onto the WWE title match. Okay REALLY? Jeff Hardy is still champ? I thought WWE wanted to add prestige to theit title belts, not idiocy. WWE can't see that anyone who understands wrestling is LMFAOing at them. Jeff Hardy? Oh puh-lease. He looks like a dumb tranny. Oh Marc, Marc Marc. You know everyone and their mother loves this Ronald McDonald in the Insane Clow Posse wannabe. Okay really?! That's enough. dThis is SICKENING. He is too strange for me, Miss Valentine. Move over Maryse, I'm the real sexiest of the sexy! Back to Jeffy, he will so lose. Edge has Christian Cage in his back pocket. And that old man has been doing Edge's bidding. Looks like its Edge & Christian vs Hardy Boyz part 90083785. OH how freakin' enjoyable! I love Christian Cage like woahh, he's awesome, but really. I cannot be arsed with these lengthy gay feuds which amount to the same as Maria's point of existance in the WWE....NOTHING! OH I am angry now so my apologies if this post makes no sense. :@!! Okay Marc, can WE talk about the deformed MONKEYS? OH lordy, ECW title match it is. Jack SWAGGER, THE deformed monkey will so retain, unless WWE want to LMFAO at him and have him lose it that quickly. Jack Swagger is a HIDEOUS SHE BEAST! He will retain so I can pluck my eyeballs out with mountains. :). Okay really, it's time for the GREATEST thing ever. John Cena. He will retain his championship as he is a sexy beast. JBL is fat. HBK is bald and religious. I don't care what all these people do, except that Cena retains as he is the male sexiest of the sexy verison to moi! Holler!! I wanna see HBK try to get involved and mess the whole 'operation' up. THAT will make me chuckle. So JBL spanks him for being a naughty boy -.- I don't like the storyline really, but meh. CENA TO WIN! WOOO!! NOW to the main event [I think O_O] the Royal Rumble match! Look out for Triple H and the new Intercontinental Champion CM Punk, who might snatch the win...OR Randy Orton. This Legacy leader nearly cried a river when he slapped, knocked over and then proceeded to KICKED Mr McMahon in the head, ON PURPOSE. I mean really. He's gotta win this so he gets FIREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD or something! Orton will win because he has two sexy boys [ Teddy & Cody ] helping him out . I really don't care what Orton does right now. He think he is the Undertaker with all his body tattoos. That's just tacky, unlike the Beautiful People's tattoos! Whatever. But really, Marc would have won the Royal Rumble. Pssht, none of these little boys have as much talent as my boobula partner! AWWH thanks pops!! You're welcome, mamz. There you have it-- Our royal predictions. It's sad that we won't be there to entertain you all, despite the WWE really does need us. You will have to wait until we are ready. Now we are off to do things that really matter such as styling our HAIR! OH yaya, later taters!
Labels: Beth Phoenix, Deformed Monkeys, Freeloaders, JBL, John Cena, Melina, Other Gayons, PPV Predictions, Royal Rumble, Stupid People, Talentless Bitches, WWE Superstars, WWE Women's Championship
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