Sexy or Scrabby;;This idea came when myself and my good friend Marcella were talking. We decided it would be fun to comment on new or old photoshoots. So, here is the first edition of Sexy or Scrabby!
Marc: WWE.com recently gave us the pleasure of a new Jillian Hall photoshoot entitled 'Swept Away'. In my opinion, it isn't one of her best, but I really like this one, it's a nice change from the normal Jillian shoot. Her attire is great but some of the facial expressions are a little odd. Marcella: Well, it's nice to see Jillian actually doing something other than job. The photoshoot would have been a lot better if she didn't somehow disfigure her cheek. It looks swollen. It seems like Joey Styles got the idea that it would great to show Jillian looking like a gremlin. HAHA. No. That's not amusing. This photoshoot would have been one of her best if her face looked normal. Her clothes actually looked really nice. However, there was one picture that she looked like an underfed child prostitute. It's great that Jilly is losing weight, but please don't make her look like a sickly being.
Marc: It's nice to see Natalya finally has a shoot posted with her new hair, but this shoot does nothing for her. Despite most of the poses and facial expressions looking good, what on earth was anyone thinking putting her in that dress? It looks like a mixture between old dirty carpets and curtains. We've seen Natalya in dresses in other photoshoots, it would be better to see her actually living upto her gimmick by looking tough, rather than looking like she raided a charity shop and failed. Marcella: SCRABBY isn't the word for this shoot. This almost beats Ashley Massaro's shoots as the worse! Natayla should never wear a FUGLY dress. Sure she is a girl, but have you heard that some girls can't wear dresses?! They make them look manly! Nattie now looks like a fifty year old pervert man. Wonderful job. She looks like she has a major back problem in those poses. Who told her to pose like she needs a walker? Honestly, I want to brown paper bag the camera man. The end of story! The picture of her face close up are the best. At least it stays in character and she looks normal. But definitely change that filthy cloth before I take a life away from being too in rage.
Marc: The fact I despise McCool doesn't help how I feel about her new photoshoot. Will someone feed her a sandwich? She's too skinny and it's not right. It looks like she was wearing the dress to match her Divas Championship. Well Michelle, you failed. The dress is horrible and emphasizes how skinny she really is. Just take a look at her collarbone and around that area, look at the bones. HELLO SKELETOR! WHAT has she done to her hair? It just tops off the most scrabbiest photoshoot of the year. However, the black outfit and her hair in that half of the shoot actually looks really nice. To end, McCool can't carry a handbag, let alone a title belt, give it up! Marcella: A BIG NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! That purple dress should have been a shirt not a fucking dress. I can't even function looking at this shoot. She just randomly slings the title on herself. Please someone help Michy. Not only does she need a sandwich, she needs to learn to pose like a human being. She's pulling poses worse than Natayla. However, the black attire actually looks nice on her. And those pictures I hate to say actually look nice. However, her pointy nose diminishes them a slight bit and the fact she needs a...........SANDWICH.
Marc: VELVET, ANGELINA, GET THE PAPER BAGS! This photoshoot from Karen Angle is probably her worst. She looks like a drowned, underfed prostitute who doesn't know what clothes are. I don't have anything more to say, this shoot is disgusting, I rather throw burning coals in my eyes than look at this photoshoot again. Period. Marcella: SCRABBY SLUT.
Marcella: Melina looks nice in her regular brown attire. I actually think her attire rocks. She is actually posing and looking fierce. Divas and Knockouts should pay attention to the TRUE veteran. :). Marc: I agree with Marcella. This is definitely one of Melina's best shoots.
Okay so here's what me and Marcella think:
Sexiest: Melina
Scrabbiest: Karen
Agree, disagree? Vote in the poll at the side. Vote for who you think is scrabbiest! The diva with the least amount of votes will be voted sexiest. Votes will be counted and verified this Wednesday!
Labels: Jillian Hall, Karen Angle, Melina, Michelle McCool, Natalya, Sexy Or Scrabby, TNA Knockouts, WWE Divas
MAЯC!; at 21:02