The Confessions of A Royal Biatch
To Whom It May Concern,
I think I've been silent long enough. And really this week in WRESTLING has PISSED ME OFF. Now my co-webbie, the Magnificent Marc, are RAGING. And you know why? I'll tell you why! TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION WRESTLING AND WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT! That's right, buddies, I'm CALLING YOU BOTH OUT.
Let's start it off right with the retirement of Victoria. SHAME ON YOU WWE! How does it feel like to scare away true talent like Victoria? I bet you feel real stupid right now. Well you should! If you don't then, BWAHAHAHA, that's what everyone thinks of you. Yeah, that's right, I said it. You know most of the fans today think that. And yes, I just had to balls to come out and say it. You. DROPPED. THE. BALL. That's probably not the only thing you dropped. Sick Freaks! You made the Vicious Vixen Victoria feel like she had no direction. Granted, she was going to retire soon because she's been at it for so long and she's getting rather old. But still, can you have at least some class? Give her some direction at the END of her career. No, just leave her in limbo like the SIMPLE cunts you are. Oopsy, my bad. Sorry for the language. The match was great. But, it's kind of sad what you did to Victoria. She lost! I know they did the same to Molly Holly and Lita. And sometimes, it's better to go out on the losing end to push talent. But really, cut her goodbye promo. At least Lita got a chance to say goodbye. Molly Holly didn't. Victoria gets to on WWE.com. HOW NICE. I wonder what the other divas will get as a parting gift. Then again, they never gave Torrie a proper goodbye. Why should Victoria? Hmm... The only thing I have to say NINE YEARS she gave them, and what does she get in return? She worked her arse off and trained MOST of the divas they had and have. Some respect is needed. It's rather a SAD day when respected isn't given when it is deserved.
This makes you wonder about the other divas who JOB all day long. How long will it take till they are fed up with being cast aside for other divas who AREN'T at their level? Pick up the slack you dodo brained creative team!
But that's another rant for another time. I don't want to unload too much.
Now TNA, you don't solve grudges with bikinis and lingerie? You are better than that? o.O Okay. Now why did you have a POORLY done Beauty Contest? It made me cry. :) It was that bad. Now the first commercial was edgy. And that was cool, despite most of the Knockouts got their start in WWE. But, I won't dwell on that. However, is it really necessary to drag Divas everywhere and into every show? You SOUND PATHETIC with a capital P. :) Now I like both WWE and Knockouts. But you don't have to degrade WWE Divas because, boobulas, without those Divas, you WOULD NOT be wrestling in TNA. There would be NO women's division in AMERICA. So HUSH YOUR SPANNY SELVES. You sound ridiculous.
This whole Diva/Knockout battle is one sided. TNA creative team keeps pushing it. What do you THINK? The WWE will start shooting comments to you? No you don't exist to them. Why? Your ratings are at most 2. :) No one cares in the big company. It's not like the rivalry with WCW. You are like ECW was to them during the Monday Night Wars. It's the god honest truth. And yes, it's not me being mean. It's me being honest.
Now what made me so angry? Well, Taylor Wilde and Roxxi's dig this week on iMPACT. I actually stayed up to watch them. Right after they killed a perfectly good storyline of punking the Beautiful People, I TURNED off the TV and went on a rampage. Let's just say my mom enjoyed my rant. Is there any need for that Taylor and Roxxi? Do you two wierdos with STRANGE hair really need to say things about Divas? Because let me say something and make it real clear, Roxxi, you are too hideous to be in WWE. They wouldn't take you. You could fucking be as hardcore as Mick Foley, but you will scare the little children. And Taylor, you CRIED a million cries when they released you. You bitched and moaned like a BABY. They won't take back a baby.
But of course, it's not their fault. It's the creative team for having the brain of a rock. :) Real smart.
So blah to Vince McMahon and Dixie Carter. I hope you both get smacked by the Royal Cudgel as you pissed off the WRONG Royal Biatch.
I would maul several people right now, if I was given a chance. SO SHAME ON YOU WWE AND TNA. You have ruined my week! So be warned, the Royals don't take things lightly. It's only one Vaccination and Valentine's Massacre away from a war with the Royals
Holler!
Sincerely,
Marcella aka Mercedes Phoenix Valentine [ Italian Biatch ]
The instigator of underwear who shows up here and there.
Labels: Angry Marcella, Angry Rant, Confessions, Creative Teams, Dixie Carter, Dodo Brains, Freeloaders, Roxxi, Taylor Wilde, The Royals, TNA, TNA vs. WWE, Victoria, Vince McMahon
Marci at 19:52