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To Whom It May Concern,

It is I again, here to grace you all with my presence. In this Confession, you get to go deep really deep in the caravans of my mind. This is a warning, there is going to be a lot covered in this wonderful blog. SO get ready to really be educated! We will start backwards this week, starting with Smackdown. [ And you will eventually see who gets called out this week! ;) You get to wait! HAHA. ]

Eve Torres was in her "first match" against former Diva's Champion, Michelle McCool. Now, I will complain about Diva Searchers and Models, but lately and honestly, those idiotholes that are REALLY REALLY bad, usually get weeded out. Look at Lauren Jones and Rochelle! Byebye biatches!Okay Maria and Ashley Massaro weren't weeded out. But hey, Ashley had some talent on the microphone. And Maria.. well she's popular for so ODD reason. But back to Eve. She did a fantastic job! I think this shines well for McCool as well. Michy was able to carry her own and Eve as the veteran in the match. Let's see how Eve holds up in the future. However, Maria comes running to the ring like a SCRAY man! She's frightening, at least this week she didn't TRY to hit Michelle. I thought I would be SICK. It looks like we will be treated to seeing Maria vs Michelle next week. Please kill the Royals NOW! It's going to be a trainwreck.

Hmm, did anyone see the scary Maryse Promo? Yeah, that was more frightening than seeing Maria's sparkly bra photoshoot. Nope, I'm wrong. Maria's photoshoot was WORSE! How about the champion actually be ON Smackdown?

I believe it's let's not put the Women's champions on TV week in WWE. WWE again has the intelligence of a fruit fly. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?!

ECW was nothing special. Katie Lea hissing around and Tiffany sniffing about. Wow! How riveting!

Um, what happened on Raw? Oh yeah, Rosa mauled Candice Michelle after her match with Beth. LMFAO! Rosa is a bit nutty, so you have to love her. But she is annoying! It's like Marc says, she's wubby BUT ANNOYING! She definitely needs to become more comfortable on the show. Mickie and CM Punk vs Layla and Regal. YAYAYAYYYAAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA Layla gets a win! I bet Jillian and Melina went shopping instead of appearing tonight.

Now, things are heating up on TNA. The Beautiful People had a great interview with Lauren who is an outfit repeater! The Beautiful People have been feuding with Roxxi and Taylor Wilde since creation. They finally get their revenge, BUT PALIN smacks Angelina. It was funny! I really enjoy this feud even though Roxxi and Taylor make me wanna pluck my eyeballs out.

HEY YO :@ Don't mess with the Kongtourage, CORN BREAD! I can't wait for Sojo "Only My MOMMA calls me Sojo" Bolt busts a cap in Cornette's ass! Holler!! Sojo is actually becoming entertaining. So good for her. Two thumbs up for her. I really want Raisha Saeed to throw sand in Cornette's eyes, you know he always SEEMS to have an attitude when he's dealing with people that are BETTER than him!!

Looks like WWE doesn't want to be edgy no more! It's PG 13 baby! Let's see how long they last.

People want Sable to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I say, no. Why? She's not ready yet. How is she not ready? Well, my friends, it's simple, there's other divas BEFORE her that will get the rub. Other DIVAS that allowed her to even be in WWE. Miss Elizabeth will probably be inducted. :) Or Sunny. Eventually, WWE might give it to Sable. However, Miss Elizabeth was loved by everyone, except the Royals. We don't think standing there and looking pretty makes you a great manager. But, hey, that's our opinion. She's probably a "legend in her own right." I'll give her that only because I'm a loving and caring individual. And well, Sunny was the one who broke down the barriers for sexy women like Sable and Terri Runnels among others. Now Sunny had it all!

However, OH NO. We are gonna get :) to something that irks me to no end. TAMMY SYTCH! ( Sunny). Why does she need to be a total dirty bitch? I was viewing parts of her shoot interviews. And she is known to hold many male yayas in her mouth. :| You know how IRKED I am! This the LADY that made me want to watch wrestling. I really sat down to watch it cos I liked her. :| She was like my role model. I wanted to be just like her. To see how MEAN and nasty she is , is HEART BREAKING. How she was my favorite diva for so long, is really something. When I went to my first shows in Madison Square Garden, I brought a sign for Sunny and another for Stone Cold Steve Austin.[ LOL I still have them. ] So I'm calling her out on being dirty! But this isn't any NORMAL calling out. Oh no,this is a guilt trip. You should treat others how you want to be treated. It's just such a shame to find out role models aren't as nice as you think they are. Hey, everyone is human, but the stuff she says and does is downright dirty. But, hey live and let live. It's her life.

Now, really onto something more cheery than fat hasbeens! [ Oopsie!!] Allison Danger hits the nail right on the head! Give WWE Divas more time to showcase their skills. WWE, you are real DODO BRAINS!

....WHEN IS GAIL RETURNING? I don't like playing hide and go seek!

Oh, Maria was groped by a male fan. :| As much as I want to fry Maria and throw her in the garbage can, that's horrible! She was " shaken up". I would have PUNCHED the guy just like Chris Jericho did to that female fan that rammed his head into the car.

Anyways, this will conclude this week's Confessions of a REALLY bad Royal Biatch! So remember to stay evil and never touch a ROYAL!

HOLLERING!!!

Sincerely yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
(aka Marcella)

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