NARCUSGFX

Thankyou!

2009-06-24T12:42:00.004+01:00

Unfortunately this day was coming. The past few weeks I have been really busy with other projects and life in general, as has Marcella and we have no time for the site any more. We've loved running it and getting all the positive responces from you all and we just wanna say thankyou for sticking with us for a really great year!

But, we're not totally gone, I'm basically like HBIC #2 over at OhSoDivalicious, so if you're an affiliate, delete NARCUSGFX and add OSD! Marcella has joined the OSD crew too!

Plus, if you still want to check out the media I've made over the years, you can view it here. It's all their and will continue to be updated with new media!

Head on over to Freakout-Inc as I've joined the super talented Trisha, Conor Matt & Laura and became a designer. My page is up and you can order away!

If you wish to get in contact with me at all you can hop on over to myspace and message my account.

Once again, thankyou for making NARCUSGFX fuxxing sexii! :P

THE ROYALS
- Marc & Marcella -
xo

Here's Whats Coming...

2009-06-20T23:00:00.000+01:00

IF the site plays nice, here's the media we have in store for you!

[WWE Divas Gallery]
Jillian Hall; 2 Avatars
Katie Lea; 3 Avatars
Layla; 1 Avatar
Melina; 2 Signatures
Natalya; 1 Signature
Rosa Mendes; 1 Avatar, 2 Signatures
Tiffany; 1 Avatar, 1 Signature

[TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Angelina Love; 1 Signature
Velvet Sky; 1 Avatar

[Non-Diva Gallery]
Lady GaGa; 1 Signature

<33

2009-06-20T22:56:00.002+01:00

We're having major problems with NARCUSGFX at the moment, but we'll let you ll know whats happening ASAP.

Thanks for the few emails you guys sent me congratulating NARCUSGFX's full year online!

=O

2009-06-19T18:21:00.004+01:00

Myself and Marcella wanna say thankyou to everyone who has visited the site and kept us blogging! Thanks and congrats to us! ;]

:@

2009-06-18T23:21:00.002+01:00

Freewebs continues to be IMPOSSIBLE, so I can't upload the new media, but stay tuned as we have a suprise coming soon.

Urghies.

2009-06-15T13:22:00.001+01:00

We're sorry for the lack of updates, we've been rather busy as of late and neglected NARCUSGFX. But a media update is coming this week and we will continue our send off to Vickie "EXCUSE ME" Guerrero! Stay tuned guys. :)

Byebyebye! Part 2

2009-06-12T20:36:00.003+01:00

It's time to say goodbye to one of the best Divas the WWE has ever seen and one of our all time favourite women of wrestling, Vickie Guerrero, and with that, myself and Marcella are gonna countdown ten our favourite moments of Vickie Guerrero. We carry on with these two wonderful videos!

MARC: "HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED" and oh BOY was Vickie scorned! When Edge cheated on Vickie with Alicia Fox, Vickie was really bad and re-instated the UNDERTAKER! P.S. Vickie's laugh is AMAZING! <33

MARCELLA: EXCUSE ME, Undertaker! HOW DARE YOU ever touch a lovely lady like Mrs. Guerrero-Copeland! Her antics always bring a smile to my face! Teddy Long, please do not ANGER ME! Don't make faces at Vickie. Vickie should have attacked him with fists! She perfected the notion of an evil GM. She almost... ALMOST bypassed Stephanie McMahon as the most dominant BITCH in WWE. That's right Vickie, Undertaker is trying to ruin YOUR day. Let's harm that OLD dirty fatty!

Goodbye Vickie Guerrero!

2009-06-11T22:18:00.001+01:00

MARCELLA: Vickie always shows her dominance even when she said nothing. She should have chokeslamed the Great Khali through the wall despite him being real big! However, NO ONE IS BIGGER THAN OUR VICKIE GUERRERO. She's the biggest BITCH ever. She even told Maryse to go BYEBYEBYE! So how could we not have it down? Puh-lease! She told everyone who was boss and pulling the strings. EXCUSE ME! I SAID EXCUSE ME, Vickie Guerrero has something to say... oh boy does she ever.

MARC: I chose this segment because it really was one of Vickie's best moments in the WWE. She plays heel SO well, without trying half the time. PLUS, it was Vickie's first match and EXCUSE ME, she did brilliant! Like Marcella said above, even when she said nothing shw shown her dominance, her cold bitchy stare could make anyone break out in tears, so definately WATCH this video, because if not, Vickie will harm you. Kthxbye.

Diva Spoilers!

2009-06-10T12:33:00.005+01:00

Highlight the following to see the Diva spoilers for WWE Superstars and Friday Night SmackDown!

WWE Superstars
Rosa & Beth def. Nikki & Brie

Friday Night SmackDown!
Michelle & Layla def. Melina & Eve

They've Got Legs!

2009-06-08T16:48:00.004+01:00

Welcome to NARCUSGFX's Twin-O-Meter, we're back with another pair of look-a-like Divas! Take a look below and you will see former WWE Diva and Babe Of The Year Stacy Keibler alongside her twinny, Brooke Hogan;

Both wrestling personalities in some way, Stacy Keibler and Brooke Hogan both look very similar. Their blonde hair, face structure and mannerisms (if you watch Brooke Knows Best then you'll know what I'm on about) are similar, plus they're both tall for women! The Royals are going to head over to the Twin-O-Meter and rank these Stacy and Brooke at 89%! =O

See Stacy Keibler In Action | See Brooke Hogan In Action

Hog Pen "Divas"

2009-06-08T02:34:00.003+01:00

As much as I rather would have seen a proper Divas match, the hog pen match wasn't as horrible as I imagined, it was a laugh and Vickie was a great sport, but EXCUSE ME! SHE SHOULD OF KEPT THE SASH AND THE CROWN! Unlike everyone else, I didn't like the I Quit match between Melina and Beth Phoenix last year, but rather than the hog pen match or as well as it, I think the SmackDown! Divas would of definately benefited from a match at this PPV. Melina vs. Michelle McCool for the Women's title or maybe they could of had a 6 Diva tag rematch from this past SmackDown! But whats done is done, let's hope the Divas on SmackDown! can continue to impress us over the leading brand, RAW!

CRAZY PEOPLE HAVE NO LOGIC!!!!

2009-06-07T22:38:00.006+01:00

Here at NARCUSGFX, both Marcella and I wub our psycho Divas SO we thought it was wubby when our FAVOURITE psycho hoes beasts ended up in the same company! Both Victoria (now named GAYAYAY Tara) and Daffney have recently signed with ~~WWE's rival company~~ TNA! So, apart from having Royal tea parties and beheading several losers, me and Marcella have also been watching TNA very closesly, as their Knockouts division grows and becomes even more different with unique characters, but these two especially. Big things are to come from Daffney and Victoria being in TNA Wrestling!

New Layout ft. Nasty Girl!

2009-06-03T19:58:00.002+01:00

As you can see I've went ahead and put up the new layout featuring WWE SmackDown! Diva Layla. Tell me your thoughts in the new cbox! :)

Nasty Layout!

2009-06-02T23:31:00.006+01:00

I'm going to add a new layout within the next couple of days I'm going to be puttin gup a new layout featuring WWE Diva Layla .

Layla was featured on our first layout, which was nearly a year a go! :)

New Media...Kinda!

2009-05-30T22:18:00.000+01:00

I raided my photobucket account and found some old graphics, so heres another media update!

OLD! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Mickie; 2 Signatures

OLD! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Victoria; 1 Signature

OLD! [Other Vixxens Gallery]
Lita; 1 Signature
Nidia; 1 Signature, 1 Avatar
Shelly Martinez; 1 Signature, 1 Avatar

OhSoDivalicious WWEEK!

2009-05-30T21:07:00.002+01:00

Check out the latest feature I've added to Trisha's fan-dabby-dastic website, OhSoDivalicious!

It's Our Royal Dream; #1

2009-05-29T14:27:00.004+01:00

Welcome to the first edition of "It's Our Royal Dream" where I will discuss our thoughts on matches that I dream would happen! So take a dip into my scary minds as I kick off the first edition of It's Our Royal Dream!

MARYSE versus. LITA
Both great performers and heel Divas in their own way, Maryse and Lita could potentially put on a really great match! While Maryse may not be as accomplished in the ring as Lita, the pair are really good at what they do and even though many people would say this is a complete mismatch, I think otherwise. Their unique styles and in-ring presence is what would make this match awesome! The bout would be pretty evenly matched, with both Lita and Maryse taking charge of the match from time to time. But after a battle of whos swinging snap DDT is the best, the winner would be...
WINNER: LITA

RAISHA SAEED versus. KATIE LEA
Probably two of the best performers in their respected companies, Raisha Saeed and Katie Lea, both are definately two of the most underrated and mistreated ladies in the business. Again, the pair bring a mix of different wrestling styles and abilities to the table; Katie Lea is a great technical wrestler while Raisha is a little more versatile. Katie Lea would totally have the upperhand in this match though ~~because she's British, like me!~~ because in her career with the WWE, she has won several matches, where as in TNA, Raisha Saeed hasn't won any.
WINNER: KATIE LEA

JILLIAN HALL versus. NATALYA
Natalya Neidhart may come from THE Dungeon, but Jillian Hall comes from LALA LAND, the place where all your wishes come true! Okay, really? Since being drafted to RAW in 2007 and since the end of 2007, Jillian hasn't won a singles match. She's won the occasional tag team match whereas Natalya has a few singles victories up her sleeve, most recently to Alicia Fox. Just because Natalya was trained by all those scary men in the Dungeon, doesn't maker her a better wrestler than Jillian. Natalya is probably the best WWE has to offer when it comes to Divas, but she's a technical submission wrestler...that's it. Jillian is very versatile has a variety of wrestling styles to offer, that's why she'd win the match.
WINNER: JILLIAN HALL

More Signatures!

2009-05-29T00:07:00.000+01:00

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Jillian; 2 Signatures
Rosa; 1 Signature
Tiffany; 2 Signatures

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Lauren; 1 Signature

NEW! [Other Vixxens Gallery]
Shelly Martinez; 2 Signatures

STUPID FREEWEBS

2009-05-28T20:49:00.001+01:00

I'm currently trying to add some new signatures to the site, but freewebs is being impossible.

I will try again later but if it still doesn't work, I will add them tomorow. :)

It's OhSoBack Baby!

2009-05-27T19:46:00.001+01:00

OHSODIVALICIOUS IS BACK BABY!
Check out the side panel for the link!
:)

The Spider Lady Joins iMPACT!

2009-05-26T21:43:00.003+01:00

Highlight the following text to read the spoilers for this Thursday's explosive iMPACT!;

- Angelina Love d. Sojo Bolt in a Knockout Championship match. Cute Kip, Madison Rayne, and Velvet Sky also made their return here. After the match, Angelina got on the mic and asked Kip why he was still hanging out with them. She fired him a long time ago and only brought him back to take out Kong, which he couldn’t do. She has security force him to leave the ring. Angelina then talks about how she’s beaten Kong and how she needs someone new to face, which leads to Victoria’s entrance. She gets in the ring and takes out Madison and Velvet before hitting a crazy Widow’s Peak on Angelina. Madison and Velvet drag Angelina out of the ring and take her up the ramp while Victoria (who looked fantastic, BTW) gets on the mic. She’s accepting Angelina’s challenge.

- IMAGES OF VICTORIA ON iMPACT! -
IMAGE ONE // IMAGE TWO
Credit-pwpix.net

New Signatures!

2009-05-25T13:42:00.007+01:00

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Katie Lea; 1 Signature
Nikki; 3 Signatures
Rosa; 1 Signature

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Daffney; 1 Signature
Victoria; 1 Signature

NEW! [Other Vixxens Gallery]
Shelly Martinez; 1 Signature

The Confessions of A Royal Biatch - #11 GIMME GIMME GIMME

2009-05-23T23:19:00.010+01:00

Dear whom it may concern;

It's that time again for the Confessions of a Royal Biatch! It's time to get back to my BITCHING!

Will TNA please refrain from being losers? They are CRYING once again! Anytime WWE does something, they wanna be HARDCORE! THEY WANNA BE TOUGH GUYS. o.O Please stop. You only turn people off with your PETTY CHIT CHAT!

Now The Beautiful People are going apeshit that Maryse used hairspray on Mickie. REALLY? ANGELINA AND VELVET! I will educate you. :) LUNA did that once to SABLE. =O Luna also proceeded to give Sable a Lunalicious makeover! Furthermore, Terri Runnels ruined The Kat's makeover as well. :) So please, you aren't original. There's no more originality in wrestling. There's always paying some tribute to others.

Furthermore, TNA.... REALLY SERIOUSLY... A well known female wrestler. -_- if it ends up to be A WEIRDY or Debra. I will really castrate my brother, Marc. Because you hype things THAT ARE VERY WEIRD.

Am I the only one confused with this MONSTER'S BALL MATCH? WHY IS DAFFNEY AND TAYLOR WILDE THE ONLY PEOPLE?

If Mickie or Michelle McCool become the first people to hold both Women's and Diva's titles, I will slap them. Even though I like both people. I think holding both titles is prestigious and should occur at a SPECIAL MOMENT. Maybe at... SUMMERSLAM?! Give other people a short that never held a BELT before you give it to people who have held a belt for 947687686 years.

PUSH JILLIAN! WWE!! PUSH JILLIAN!!

Tiffany on ECW is scaring me. o.O She's actually doing pretty well... GET OUT THE RING JACK!!! NOWWWW!! She should just start yelling...

THE NEW HART FOUNDATION! UAUAU!!! I'm excited despite my immense hatred for DAVID HART SMITH. :) He's a horse's ass. AND THAT ISN'T GOOD MY WUBBERS!

I miss Katie Lea wrestling :(

What died on Alicia Fox's head? Why did she suddenly TURN heel? What is up with her and the word, cupcake?

Weirddddddd!!!

I am loving Angelina Love as TNA Knockout's Champ. I really hope Velvet comes back... Madison can stay in the trash. :) I really hope Angelina retains... Saeed should get a title shot and KICK some BOOTYY!!! Kong's had the title too much! TITLE HOGGER =O HEHEH WUB for her though

Stay tune next confession for my thoughts in depth about the TNA KNOCKOUTS!

So remember, you can look all you want,

but NEVER EVER TOUCH THE ROYALS!

HOLLERING!

Sincerely Yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
aka Marcella
THE QUEEN OF WRESTLING!

Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight Take me through the darkness to the break of the day cos the ROYALS are

The Beautiful People vs. Maryse

2009-05-20T15:36:00.002+01:00

Here we go again with TNA Knockouts versus WWE Divas!

This past Monday on RAW, the Divas Champion Maryse sprayed hairspray or something in the eyes of Mickie James to cost her the match.

After that TNA Knockouts Champion, Angelina Love updated her Myspace status to:

Angelina Love You can try, but you cant and you never will be TBP!!!at 6:40 19 May
Mood:imitated!

Quickly after this, she changed the status to the following, and then changed her mood again:

Angelina Love The Beautiful People- often imitated, NEVER duplicated!!22 hours ago from mobile
Mood:flattered! /
Mood:doesnt like pose/
Mood:posers suck!

Velvet Sky then joined the Maryse hate band wagon by changing her status and mood:

TNA KNOCKOUT * VELVET $KY* wonders why a certain "model" (ugh!) in wrestling has to copy TBP'S S style?!?!?!18 hours ago from mobile
Mood:often imitated, /
Mood:models suck!!

NOW don't get me wrong I love The Beautiful People and Maryse but this is really childish. Maybe Vince and Dixie could team up for a one off TNA vs. WWE PPV where the Divas and Knockouts can finally settle their ridiculous feud.

World Wrestling All-Stars

2009-05-20T15:31:00.002+01:00

Me, Marcella and a few others have joint forces to make a brand new E-Federation named World Wrestling All-Stars. There's many Superstars and Divas still available so if you're interested, take a look and join! :)

E-Fed Link: World Wrestling All-Stars

Psycho Heel Turn?

2009-05-19T17:36:00.005+01:00

Two weeks ago, Mickie James defeated Maryse in a singles match, but she shown that the psycho is still alive and kicking inside of her and last night on RAW, a Divas battle royal went down. Hometown girl Jillian, Rosa, Nikki, Brie and Beth all competed in the number one contenders match, leaving Kelly and Mickie standing. BUT as Kelly eliminated Beth, Maryse sprayed hairspray or something in the eyes of Mickie. Kelly and the ref didn't see this and Kelly nudged Mickie out of the ring to win.

Now I have this notion that Mickie James is gonna go back to her psycho heel ways and turn on Kelly Kelly for eliminating her in the match. We all know Kelly was oblivious to Maryse assaulting Mickie but Mickie doesn't know that! Maybe it's just wishful thinking, but I think Mickie James might be turning psycho sooner than we think!

Related Links: Mickie vs. Maryse | 7 Diva Battle Royal

Congratulations!

2009-05-17T00:02:00.002+01:00

Some congratulations are in order for current RAW singing sensation Jillian Hall, as she gets engaged to her long term boyfriend, former WWE Superstar Tank Toland! The Royals wish the couple a happy and healthy future together! YAYA!

7 Deadly Divas

2009-05-16T13:00:00.000+01:00

The 7 Deadly Diva countdown continues this week! Check it out by clicking the link below;

7 Deadly Divas - 16/May/2009

SILENCE SWINES!

2009-05-15T15:35:00.001+01:00

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Angelina Love; 1 Signatures
Raisha Saeed; 3 Signatures

Media Galleries <3

2009-05-15T14:59:00.002+01:00

The Other Vixxens media gallery has been re-done like the WWE Divas and TNA Knockouts media galleries. Also, the non-Diva related gallery has been re-done also. Check them out!

TNA Knockouts Get In The Studio!

2009-05-15T14:38:00.004+01:00

Four TNA Knockouts recently got an update to their Knockout photo album. The Queen of the Main Event Mafia, Sharmell, looks fabulous in her new shoot - as does one of Sharmell's enemies in TNA, Lauren! The backstage interviewer looks amazing in her sixth Knockout photoshoot. The Royals favourite, Raisha Saeed, finally has some studio snaps! Saeed sports her Syrian ring attire and make-up whilst looking like a fierce biatch in all three shoots! ODB finally gets a decent shoot. Check them out by clicking the Knockouts names below!

Sharmell | Lauren | ODB
Raisha Saeed 1 | 2 | 3

SmackDown! Diva Spoilers

2009-05-13T10:40:00.002+01:00

Highlight the following text to read the spoilers for this Friday Night SmackDown!;

- Gail Kim & Melina defeated Michelle McCool & Alicia Fox when Melina hit Michelle with her version of the Code Red.
-Cryme Tyme broke up a Layla and Eve were involved in a backstage cat fight

Blast From The Past!

2009-05-12T12:42:00.003+01:00

We come at'cha again with another Blast From The Past! This time we take a look back at Krissy Vaine's WWE debut. Torrie Wilson and Victoria continued their feud and after the match Vaine made her debut and attacked Torrie Wilson. was only seen one more time in the WWE before she left. Check out the video below!

7 Deadly Divas

2009-05-09T13:00:00.000+01:00

Despite OhSoDivalicious being on hiatus because of a bitchy virus, I'm still doing the 7 Deadly Divas countdown, so check it out by clicking below!

7 Deadly Divas - 9/May/2009

Kelly & Santina def. Rosa & Beth

2009-05-08T12:56:00.004+01:00

Last night on WWE Superstars the team of Kelly Kelly and Miss WrestleMania Santina Marella defeated Rosa Mendes and The Glamazon Beth Phoenix! Despite the annoying antics of Santina, the match was really very good! Kelly gets better everytime she steps in the ring - definately check it ouT!

New Photoshoot & New WWE Divas!

2009-05-07T17:50:00.004+01:00

Brie Bella is the latest Diva to be featured in Diva Focus. Now the shoot is awesome; the poses, the hair, the outfit...wait what? THE OUTFIT? REALLY WHAT on earth posessed poor Brie to wear that nasty Pocahontas style jacket. The Royals say please refrain from wearing silly clothes bub, kthxbye.

I'm sure you're all aware that the WWE have signed two new female wrestlers to WWE Diva contracts! One of them - "Miss April" April Jeanette - and no they didn't find her out of a catalogue, Miss April is a wrestler! The other new signing, Carly, who was mistaken for Lacey Von Erich. But I had this weird thought, MAYBE that 'Yummi Girl' on Cryme Tyme's WWE.com show is Carly. There were reports of Carly being blonde and nobody really knows who 'Yummi Girl' is. That's my theory anyway! :P

- Brie Bella's Latest Photoshoot -

The Real Rhaka v Roxxi Story?!

2009-05-06T17:35:00.004+01:00

Oi, I was reading some news sites earlier and came across this on a myspace fansite. It was rather interesting. I don't know how much of it is true, but still, take a read.

Roxxi was recently released from TNA, and there is a lot of heat on Rhaka Khan over the firing as well as for her behavior. ProWrestling.net reports that Roxxi's termination can be traced back to a backstage incident that took place between the two. Khan was upset that she wasn't given enough to do in a battle royal match. When Savio Vega was going over the match with the Knockouts, he asked her repeatedly to turn down the music she was playing. She eventually complied, but when asked to join the rest of the group, she snapped at him and said she is tall enough to see him over everyone.

During the actual battle royal match, Rhaka apparently caught Roxxi with a flurry of stiff shots, and Roxxi returned them and Rhaka dropped to her knees and screamed, which was edited off TV. Khan headed backstage and complained loudly about the stiff shots, and said that the other Knockouts don't like her but she could "get real" with them.

ProWrestling.net reports that Roxxi approached Khan to smooth things over, but Khan wasn't interested. Khan was then overheard complaining to ex-boyfriend Kurt Angle that other knockouts were stealing her clothes and either destroyed or stole her laptop computer. Regarding the allegations of stolen clothes, one source cracked, "None of this has ever happened because who in the f--- would want them?" Angle has been seen blowing off her rants, but management still feels they are tight.

Khan and Roxxi eventually made peace, but neither were brought back to television. Khan hasn't appeared on TV since the incidents, but remains on the TNA website and has been flying herself to some television tapings in recent weeks.

The general feeling from sources who have spoken up is that Roxxi got a raw deal and Khan is getting away with her behavior due to her ties with Kurt Angle, although the two are no longer dating. Another incident was during a recent gauntlet match, where Khan was so upset about newcomer Madison Rayne being late for a spot that she kicked her in the head hard enough to cause temporary hearing loss.

I think it's really sad Roxxi is gone and to see Rhaka Khan, a Diva search reject with little talent, still with the company. I really liked Rhaka when she first joined. She was so different from any other female we'd ever seen, but this is really very sad. If she doesn't like the heat on her then please REFRAIN from staying with TNA and hogging the spot that more talented women could have. KTHXBYE!

What are your thoughts on this situation?

More Media!

2009-05-06T11:39:00.004+01:00

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
The Bella Twins; 1 Avatar

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Madison Rayne; 2 Signatures
Sharmell; 1 Signature
Sojo Bolt; 7 Avatars

SmackDown! Spoilers

2009-05-06T11:38:00.002+01:00

Highlight the following to read the spoilers for SmackDown! this Friday night.

- Michelle McCool defeated Gail Kim.
- Eve Torres defeated Layla in an arm wrestling match.

Marc: Where is Melina, the WOMEN'S CHAMPION? :)

Bellatastic!

2009-05-05T02:15:00.000+01:00

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
The Bella Twins; 3 Signatures

RAW Live Coverage [& Superstars Spoilers]

2009-05-05T02:14:00.022+01:00

Welcome to NARCUSGFX's first live coverage of Monday Night RAW!

Vickie Guerrero, General Manager Of RAW said that her main event will not be ruined, therefore Batista, Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes and MVP will face each other tonight in singles matches to determine who joins team leaders [Randy Orton / Shane McMahon] in the main event. EXCUSE HER!

Kelly Kelly and Santino are backstage. Santino asks Kelly if she is excited to be teaming with his twin sister Santina Marella this Thursday on Superstars. Santina can't be on RAW however as she has SWINE FLU. How nice. He then makes fun of Vickie. Kelly then gets shooed off by Chavo.

Highlight the following to read spoilers of the WWE Superstars Divas match featuring Kelly and Santina - [Kelly Kelly & Santina def. Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendes. Kelly pinned Rosa after hitting the K2]

Big Show enters Vickie's office. The pair argue about Cena. Vickie makes Cena v. Show at Judgement Day. This segment was VEYR pointless. COGMENTALTE!

The Bella Twins run over to MVP saying they WUB The View and the Sherri lady - they talked too much. The ask MVP if he wants to go out tonight, he does, but he wants to win his match first. Nikki blows a kiss as RAW goes to ANOTHER ad break. Next is MVP and Cody Rhodes' match - Marci is majorly BUMMING Cody.

King announces a sing off. Jillian yells everywhere like "HI HI HI YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT! I'M GONNA BE SO GOOD!". OMFG, she so will be! She's facing off against Festus. Before King can finish his sentence, Jillian starts singing "If U Seek Amy". Festus can't sing, the bell then rings and he starts singing a sgon from Annie. The bell rings again and Jilly says "PICK ME! PICK ME!" but the crowd pick Festus. Jilly runs after King saying she needs another chance etc. etc. what a WUBBER!!!! This segment was very wubby. Then Miz ruined it by attacking Festus and chatting bullshit. Kthxbye.

Jared the subway guy is the special ring announcer for the next Divas match. Mickie flies out in her hawwwwwwwt WrestleMania attire. JARED ~~seems to lady cum himself a little when he~~ announces Maryse. Match four of the evening begins! Maryse flips her hair but is ASSAULTED by MICKIEWUB! Mickie gets the upperhand. LOU THEZ PRESS! Mickie is going psycho. Mickie misses a clothesline and Maryse shoves her into the fan barrier. Maryse covers Mickie for a two count, TWICE. Mary shows alot of attitude and locks Mickie in a chin lock. The pair trade elbows, Mickie dropkicks Maryse to the knees then face. Mickie gets on the top rope, Maryse kicks the ropes and throws Mickie off. Mickie hits Maryse with a DDT to pick up the win.

Chavo is backstage with Vickie. They talk about Santino, Legacy and Vickie's GM job. Chavo makes a decision for Vickie and she -____-'s.

RAW was pretty Divalicious tonight featuring the following WWE Divas;

-----RAW LIVE COVERAGE HAS ENDED-----

5 New Signatures!

2009-05-04T19:24:00.005+01:00

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Alicia Fox; 1 Signature

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Awesome Kong; 1 Signature
Sojo Bolt; 3 Signatures

YAYA!

2009-05-03T21:32:00.002+01:00

The TNA Knockouts media gallery has been updated and changed into the same style as the WWE Divas media gallery. Go check it out! :)

The Confessions of A Royal Biatch! - The Return - #10

2009-05-02T19:00:00.007+01:00

To Whom It May Concern;

It's back baby! The Confessions of A Royal Biatch that everyone has come to know and love! So, you ask the great sensational one, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! Well, little idiotbuckets and idiotboxes, I've been BUSY, so SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLES! ;]

Now that my university work has been nearly completed....and I have THREE more days in days apart from each other.... I can finally CONFESS.

I still must analyze TNA Knockouts... Dearies, don't think you got out of my CLUTCHES. You will be spoken to... when I'm good and ready. You will never know when I WILL POP on and confess my devious thoughts.

So back to the bitchyness!

We got some major PROBLEMS in WWE and TNA!

PROBLEM NUMBER ONE!

THE RELEASE OF ROXXI! Now, I know, you gonna say, Mercedes, you hate that lice ridden horse slut. No no no! I HATE her character and her over ratedness... I don't hate uglieee Roxxi. No matter how much I want to smack her, she deserved her spot there! Rhaka Khan allegedly started a fight with Roxxi and got her fired. NEWSFLASH RHAKA, The ROYALS are coming for ya! One of these days, Kurt Angle won't be able to help you. :) And the ROYALS will take their rightful place in TNA. So guess what that means, we won't be taking your shit! So BOOOOO TO TNA.... I sincerely hope that the fans and wrestlers riot and raise some hell in order to rectify this situation. So Rhaka Khan, love, beware... you are the number one SLUT.

PROBLEM NUMBER TWO!

Santina Marella. :) Why does the WWE continue with this stupid gimmick? Okay, it was cute for a second.... but do you really think we, the fans, are dumb? Just have Beth Phoenix massacre Santino once and for all!!...And if Santina wins the Diva's title, Marc and I will march down to RAW, and personally PUT our resumes in to wrestle!

WWE and TNA have royally pissed us ROYAL VALENTINE TWINS off. So beware you two stupid promotions, you never know, maybe the Royals will TAKE OVER the wrestling universe... MWAHAHAHAHA

So remember, you can look all you want, but NEVER EVER TOUCH THE ROYALS!

HOLLERING!

Sincerely Yours,
Mercedes Phoenix Valentine
aka Marcella
The Royal Fucking Bitch of the Ring
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face

cos we are...

Finally...

2009-05-01T20:05:00.002+01:00

I've re-done the WWE Divas Media Gallery as it was becoming a mess. Instead of many different links for each Diva, there's now two main links - Forum Signatures & Avatars - which when clicked will redirect you to a page of that Divas signatures / avatars. The other three media galleries will be updated like this within the next few weeks. So check out the new media below that I've added to the WWE Divas Media Gallery.

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Gail Kim; 3 Signatures
Jillian; 3 Signatures, 10 Avatars
Layla; 1 Signature, 3 Avatars

Quick Photoshoot Update

2009-05-01T17:21:00.007+01:00

WWE.com's special photoshoot Diva photoshoot Spring Flowers has gained two more galleries. Gallery three includes Jillian, Mickie James, Maryse and Brie Bella. Gallery four features Alicia Fox, Michelle McCool, Natalya and Gail Kim. All Divas look amazing - but Michelle's dress is very weird.

Katie Lea Burchill and Alicia Fox both have separate shoots and I'm fond of neither shoot OR the bush on Alicia's head.

WWE continues with their new feature 'Classic Divas'. Earlier today WWE posted up an exclusive gallery of Trish Stratus; the most overrated Diva in WWE history.

TNA also got the studio bug as two of the Knockouts got updates to their gallery and one Knockout debuted her gallery! Sojo Bolt looks really great in her shoot, but the outfit and the DEAD animal curled up on her head look ridiculous. I mean honestly. Taylor's photos were suprisingly lovely! She looks amazing in both the shoots and I have nothing to say about Jenna - kthxbye.

Divas 365 | WWE Classic Divas | Spring Flowers: Gallery 3 | Spring Flowers: Gallery 4
Katie Lea: Cowgirl | Alicia Fox: Foxy Curls | Trish: Classic Diva Photos
Sojo Bolt | Taylor Wilde 1 | Taylor Wilde 2 | Jenna 1 | Jenna 2

We're Walkin' On Sunshine!

2009-04-29T19:04:00.006+01:00

Yesterday, WWE.com placed up a new Maria photoshoot on their site. As you all know I'm not a fan of Maria or her shoots, but this one's different from the rest - I quite like it. Check out Maria tomorow night on WWE Superstars when she teams with Gail Kim to take on Michelle McCool and new SmackDown! Diva Alicia Fox!

Lilian Garcia, Kelly Kelly, Nikki Bella and Santina Marella today got the Spring Flowers treatment. It's always great to see the Bellas away from one another, so Nikki looks great in the new shoot. I dont like Kelly's shots - there's nothing spring like about them. Lilian 's is by far the best of any Divas yet. She looks like she's having loads of fun playing with bubbles and flowers! Santina Marella however, made me throw up a little in my mouth - 'nuff said.

Next WWE.com unveiled a beautiful Jillian Hall photoshoot. This is one of Jillian's best shoots. Definately check it out!

Maria - Pucker Up | Spring Flowers Part 2 | Jillian - Jammin' | Divas 365

WWE Classic Divas: Ivory

2009-04-29T19:03:00.001+01:00

WWE continues with their new feature 'Classic Divas'. Earlier today WWE posted up an exclusive gallery of Lisa Moretti better known as WWE's loveable Ivory. Check it out!

WWE Classic Divas | Ivory: Classic Diva Photos

WWE Classic Divas: Kristal Marshall

2009-04-28T22:18:00.001+01:00

WWE continues with their new feature 'Classic Divas'. Earlier today WWE posted up an exclusive gallery of Kristal Marshall. Check it out!

WWE Classic Divas | Kristal Marshall: Classic Diva Photos

Spring Flowers!

2009-04-27T11:09:00.004+01:00

WWE.com posted up part one of a hot new photoshoot - Spring Flowers. Part one features Rosa Mendes, Tiffany, Eve Torres and Beth Phoenix. The photoshoot is different from any other grouped shoot, which makes it awesome in it's own way. Beth looks AMAZING - it's great to see a different side to her rather than just the big angry Glamazon. Rosa and Tiffany look great too - but I'm not too fond of Eve, but the snaps she's got are pretty cool.

Divas 365 | Spring Flowers Part 1

WWE Classic Divas: Lita & Torrie Wilson

2009-04-27T11:04:00.003+01:00

WWE continues with their new feature 'Classic Divas'. Yesterday they posted up Lita and today they've posted up Torrie Wilson. Definately check them out!

WWE Classic Divas | Lita: Classic Diva Photos | Torrie Wilson: Classic Diva Photos

3 TNA Knockouts Gone?

2009-04-25T20:06:00.004+01:00

As reported by PWPIX.net earlier this week, TNA Wrestling are apparantly planning to let go three of their female wrestlers;

In case you haven't noticed, two TNA wrestlers besides Jacqueline and Kip James are no longer being used — Roxxi and Rhaka Khan. You can add them to "not being brought back" pile. All four of their contracts are set to expire soon and TNA officials have reportedly decided against renewing all of them.

Since we heard the report that Roxxi and Rhaka had a bust up backstage the pair haven't been on TV - the commentators or other Knockouts haven't even mentioned the pair of Knockouts. If it's true then it's quite sad that Roxxi is being let go, I may not have liked her that much but she really brought something different to TNA and was a really good wrestler; unlike Rhaka Khan, who had a really unique gimmick and style, but she couldn't act, wrestle and she wasn't very good on the mic. What are your thoughts?

WWE Classic Divas: Stacy Keibler

2009-04-25T19:08:00.003+01:00

WWE have launched another new feature for the Divas - Classic Divas - which will feature photoshoots of former WWE Divas. The first former Diva to be showcased, is a former Babe Of The Year - Stacy Keibler!

WWE Classic Divas | Stacy Keibler: Classic Diva Photos

So Swaggeriffic!

2009-04-23T20:08:00.002+01:00

SmackDown! / ECW Last Night!

2009-04-23T16:08:00.004+01:00

I posted a blog on the 19th saying how I was going to see SmackDown!/ECW at Birmingham and guys it was an awesome show! As suspected in the Divas side of things, Natalya, Katie Lea and Divas Champ Maryse teamed up to take on Nikki, Brie and Gail Kim! The match was pretty long and it was really, really awesome! There was a lot of back and forth action. Nikki got dominated quite a lot until she got the hot tag to Gail. Gail won the match after executing her new leg facebustery move on Katie Lea. Tiffany later came out to announce the ECW title match. If you have my myspace, then you can view the caps from the show! :)

Blast From The Past!

2009-04-22T01:38:00.002+01:00

Take a trip down memory lane back to HEAT back in 2005 and when Velvet Sky wasn't one of The Beautiful People, but was known as Talia Madison. Check out the video of when Talia made an appearance on HEAT in a losing effort to Victoria. I'd definately say this is one of the best Velvet matches I've ever seen.

SHUT THE **** UP!

2009-04-20T20:16:00.006+01:00

Just because she doesn't have a proper job means that Trish Stratus can write seventy myspace blogs a day, make appearances everywhere and bitching about the state of the WWE Divas.

She says the current state of WWE's women's division leaves a lot to be desired. Storylines, character development and in-ring action aren't really the focus.

"It is disappointing," she says. "I think what it is, they have too many women. And I think they can't even see who's who because there's so many of them. I think they need someone maybe that can focus on the women."

The WWE don't know what to do with some of the WWE Divas sometimes, as they usually like to push the new Divas over anyone else. BUT REALLY? Has Trish not found anything better to do than talk shit all the time? Honestly, I for one do not want to hear her any longer. She's dragging out her fame toooooooooo long, it's time to give it all up Trish. You can read the full article here. KTHXBYE!

Marcella says; "****ING DIRTY LICE *****ES TRISH STRATUS"

Angel On My Shoulder;;

2009-04-20T14:52:00.006+01:00

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Jillian; 1 Signature
Katie Lea; 1 Signature
Natalya; 2 Signatures

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
Angelina Love; 2 Signatures
ODB; 1 Signature
Velvet Sky; 2 Signatures

Congrats Angelina! HOLLER!

2009-04-20T14:51:00.005+01:00

During last nights TNA's Pay-Per-View, Lockdown, we saw a new TNA Knockouts Champion crowned! One third of The Beautiful People, Angelina Love, picked up the win after pinning Taylor Wilde! HOLLER! It's about damn time too. Also ODB won the Queen Of The Cage match which also featured Daffney (who The Royals were rooting for to win), Madison Rayne and Sojourner Bolt. I don't know about you guys but I'm excited about seeing what happens this coming iMPACT!!!

SmackDown!/ECW House Show!

2009-04-19T22:29:00.003+01:00

The WWE are on a tour around Europe and are stopping off in my home country, England, tomorow night and guess whos got tickets for one of the shows? THAT'S right, I have tickets to go and watch a SmackDown!/ECW house show on the 22nd of April - which is Wednesday! The Divas in the line up for the show are Maryse and Michelle McCool, but the line-up and schedule is subject to change as always. But I've seen some recent house show results from Europe and the Divas matches on all have been a six Diva tag match; The Bella Twins & Gail Kim versus Katie Lea, Maryse & Natalya. I'm really looking forward to it and yeppers, I'ma be uploading piccys! :)

She's Buying The Stairway To Heaven!

2009-04-17T17:09:00.003+01:00

SmackDown!'s backstage interviewer recently put on some ripped jeans, a white top and flung herself on some escalators. WWE.com published the shoot 'Going Somewhere?' on their site earlier today and if you haven't checked out this shoot already, then I suggest you do so as it is one of Eve's best! She looks smokinnnnn!

Click the WWE logo to view the shoot on WWE.com or you can view the shoot on TheDivaBox Eye Candy gallery by clicking on the snap of Eve!

Confessions Of The Royal Valentine Twins - Diva Draft 2009

2009-04-16T22:36:00.005+01:00

In the 2009 Diva Draft, four WWE Divas found new homes and four returned to their 'stomping grounds'. The Bella Twins and the WWE Divas Champion Maryse were sent to RAW, Natalya was sent to the land of extreme and finally Alicia Fox, Layla, Candice and WWE Women's Champion Melina were sent packing to the blue brand. In a change to Marcella's Royal Confessions, get ready for a very colourful post as the first Confessions Of The Royal Valentine Twins debuts! The pair of us will now give our thoughts on every Diva Draft pick of 2009! Marc's thoughts will be in green and Marcella's in orange!

Natalya To ECW; How obvious was this? Correct me if I'm wrong but since her wubber has debuted on ECW, Nattie hasn't been on SmackDown!, not once, so she was acting as an ECW Vixxen, but being a SmackDown! Diva. Since dodo brain DH Smith has been drafted to ECW, expect the debut of the Hart Foundation...boring! Oh Nattie to ECW would have been exciting since she fits that model of the extreme vixxen, however, like Marc said, she's been there. WHAT TYPE OF MOVE IS THIS? Stupid. Especially, there is no face divas, but Tiffany, for her to feud with. I guess Tiff can do a rookie diva thingy. And DH SMITH makes me barf..I love the concept of the New Hart Foundation... I just hate SMITH.

Candice To SmackDown!; Everyone thought Candi was heading to SmackDown! and everyone was right. Let's hope she can restart her career here and not get injured everyday. Candice Michelle is way too hott for Cable TV. ;) ! She deserves a fresh start and she'll get one being an important part of the Smackdown roster. Hopefully, she smacks fellow diva searcher, Michelle McCool, just for fun!

WWE Divas Champion Maryse To RAW; There isn't much competition on RAW for Maryse. It'd be nice to see Maryse and Beth feud but I think no matter who she feuds with on RAW that it will grow stale and boring quickly. Maryse has a chance to feud with Beth and Mickie, which won't be too bad. However, Raw's division is looking sorta weak. The only "true" wrestlers are Beth, Jillian, and Mickie. The Bellas and Kelly are just starting out, along with Maryse. How technical can you get? I just hope Jillian breaks into Maryse and smacks some french fries out of her! :P

Layla To SmackDown!; YAYA! I'm glad Layla has returned to SmackDown! instead of floating around being misused on RAW, BUT what does this mean for her? I think if used correctly, that soon Layla will be a serious title contender; I'd love to see her as Women's Champ! Layla needs this move. All she did on Raw was follow Regal around and take his UGLY coat. Thank goodness. She better be used in matches and kick the holy hell out of some people. Remember Layla, I want you to FUCKING RIP someone's HEAD OFF!

Alicia Fox To SmackDown!; I wasn't too bothered about this pick, but I'm glad Alicia has been split from DJ Gabriel and can finally showcase her skills against the likes of Layla, Gail, Melina and Michelle. Alicia Fox is away from her dancing king! :( I think Alicia would have done good to stay in ECW so she could learn from Katie Lea and Natalya. However, this could work out well. I just hope she doesn't get shoved into Edge's arms. Then I will be pissed and snap some necks!

The Bella Twins To RAW; When Nikki was drafted to SmackDown!, I was dancing - the twins were finally split up - however, BRIE was later thrown over to RAW. Could this be because they are gonna split again? I'm not really bothered as both of them going to RAW has irked me as Jillian will just JOB to them 90 times a month. Oh don't get me start on BOTH Bellas being drafted. I was raging like no other. The draft could have added dimensions to their one dimensional characters ^_^ but no, we will get this sibling rivarly all day baby all day. I will be a very ANGRY ROYAL! You know what WWE Universe, I draft YOUS to the bin! HOLLERING!!

WWE Women's Champion Melina To SmackDown!; I was really pleased when Mel was drafted back to SmackDown!, hopefully now she's there she will freshen up her character as her face run has been boring from the start. Now John Morrison's back on SmackDown!, maybe the two will reunite and change back to the obnoxious A-Listers we loved! Melina to Smackdown made me happy. Then when John Morrison was drafted to Smackdown, I was really happy. You know what would have made me estatic, I don't know... maybe... DRAFTING JILLIAN HALL TO SMACKDOWN! Anyways, Melina will now have a good chance to showcase her craft with other divas and spice up Friday Nights. However, TURN HER HEEL AND PUT HER WITH HER MOMO! I will be such a forgiving ROYAL that I will put my BAG away.... for two minutes ONLY!

Just Dance, It'll Be Okay!

2009-04-16T13:05:00.003+01:00

Alicia Fox and a bunch of former and current WWE Divas have some new snaps over at WWE.com! 'Hall Of Fame Divas' returns with a bunch of new pictures, with some interesting photos! Alicia Fox also has a new photoshoot 'Tiny Dancer'. Her hair is very very ODD in this shoot but the outfit suits her and the pictures look really great. Definately check both out!

Live Supplemental Draft Coverage

2009-04-15T17:33:00.005+01:00

Both myself and Marcella will be posting our thoughts on the Divas Draft this year later on tonight in a special Confessions of the Royal Valentine Twins.

Supplemental Divas Tomorow

2009-04-15T01:17:00.003+01:00

The supplemental draft is tomorow at 5pm [UK time] so join us because we will be posting the up to the minute news on the supplemental Diva Draft!

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!

2009-04-15T00:15:00.005+01:00

Welcome to NARCUSGFX's Twin-O-Meter, we're back with another pair of look-a-like Divas! Take a look below and you will see TNA Knockout Traci Brooks alongside her twinny, Buzz Lightyear;

You don't think they are twins?! Look AGAIN!!

[1] Both have rather unique looking ~~man~~jaws
[2] Each have longish pointy noses
[3] Their eyebrows maybe different colours, but they definately have the same beautician
[4] They both have odd crooked smiles

So after that analysis, I'ma rank these two pretty high on the Twin-O-Meter at 99%! =O

See Traci Brooks In Action | See Buzz Lightyear In Action

---This post is for Marcella's Nonno; Get Better---
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Summer Sun, Keep Me Warm!

2009-04-15T00:08:00.003+01:00

WWE.com unveiled a new bunch of photos of Mickie James today. The scenary is amazing, it looks like the place WWE shot their Summer Skin photoshoot. Mickie looks really great, but a bikini shoot doesn't really fit the utter shitty weather we've been having lately.

I know the 'Light In The Dark' shoot from Natalya isn't the newest shoot out, but I never commented on it. I don't like the clothes, but the poses and the black/white-ness looks really awesome, it's very different to other shoots.

Live Diva Draft Coverage

2009-04-14T02:51:00.006+01:00

So first off we see Melina, Kelly and Mickie walking backstage. RAW goes to an ad break.

As it returns we see Natalya, Maryse and Michelle in the ring. The RAW Divas then come out. Maryse and Michelle start arguing, Natalya tries to cool them down but the RAW Divas take them out. Mickie and Michelle get into the ring and start the match. The two put on an AWESOME fight! The match ends when Mickie flies from the top rope and gets a big boot in the face from McCool.

DIVA DRAFT PICK #1
Women's Champ Melina is drafted over to SmackDown!

Jeff Hardy runs in and attacks RAW's newest Superstar Matt Hardy, screwing his own brand out of a draft pick. The two fly away like idiotholes as a draft pick for RAW pops up.

DIVA DRAFT PICK #2
Divas Champ Maryse is drafted over to RAW

Maryse comes out and looks a bit pissed off to start with, but she soon smirks and acts her usual bitchy self, YAY!

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So dudes that is the end of the WWE Diva Draft 2009! HOWEVER, don't forget to check back here on Wednesday as we will be covering the supplemental Diva Draft!

I'm So Jillatonic, My Love Is Chronic!

2009-04-13T21:30:00.004+01:00

WWE Diva Jillian Hall looks better than ever in her new photoshoot "Enticing In Teal" and theres no hippo faces in sight! She looks amazing in every shot! Let's all hope that "The Fixer" is drafted tonight or this week to SmackDown! or ECW where she can properly showcase her amazing talent.

NARCUSGFX Diva Draft #2

2009-04-13T12:02:00.006+01:00

The Divas of the WWE wait in anticipation for the upcoming WWE Draft which will take place tomorow night and all the fans and Diva fans are waiting to see if their favourite Superstars or Divas will be swapped around! So, today in this post, I will post my last nine predictions and draft picks I would like to see.

Draft Pick Two; Candice To SmackDown!
Everyone thinks its going to happen, even The Fink - Candice Michelle is going to SmackDown! Like quite a lot of the Divas at the moment in the WWE, Candice's character needs refreshed and she needs to be pushed back into regular action, instead of injuring herself all the time.

Draft Pick Three; Brie Or Nikki To RAW
The Bella Twins made up on SmackDown! and yes, WTF is that about? Well, maybe Nikki is being sincere or maybe she is pulling the wool over her sisters eyes OR it could be that WWE want us to wub the twins again so they can just break them up. I think one of the twins may go to RAW so that the twins can get an equal chance at being WWE Divas, instead of being known as 'one of the twins'.

Draft Pick Four; Jillian Hall To SmackDown!
The pop princess of the WWE, Jillian Hall has served her time on RAW I believe. She started out being as impressive as she was on SmackDown!, but ever since November of 2007, Jillian has NEVER won a singles match. The talented Diva jobs to everyone and is made out to be weak against opponents like Kelly Kelly; it's sad as Jillian is one of the most skilled women in the company. I think it's time Jillian had a push and SmackDown! is just the place for her to have that push. I think if Jillian goes to SmackDown!, a face turn could be the next best thing to happen to her.

Draft Pick Five; Rosa Mendes To ECW
If the Santina / Beth angle had finished by now, I would love to see Rosa Mendes along with Santino Marella drafted over to the land of extreme. I think Rosa could have some great matches with the current ECW Vixxens and make a great tag team partner for Katie Lea!

Draft Pick Six; Beth Phoenix To SmackDown!
Since Beth re-debuted on RAW, I always thought she would suit SmackDown! so much more. Why? I don't know, but I'd much rather see The Glamazon strut her stuff on the blue brand.

Draft Pick Seven; Melina To SmackDown!
In my first Diva Draft post, I said how I thought Maryse would go to RAW and take her title with her, if this happens then no doubt that Melina will head back to SmackDown! and take her Women's title with her. I really hope this happens, it'd be nice to see the SmackDown! Divas being taken more seriously with the Women's title on that brand. I think that if she moves to the blue brand, it's best if she is to return to being a bitchy heel and feud with Gail Kim.

Draft Pick Eight; Natalya To ECW
The only third generation Diva, Natalya, is currently a SmackDown! Diva, but rarely features on the show. I think that in the supplemental draft she will be shipped over to the show she's always on - ECW.

Draft Pick Nine; Eve Torres To ECW
This is just a random pick. I think now that Tiffany is General Manager of ECW, that more Divas will find a place on the brand, therefore be somewhat like a training ground for Divas-In-Training, like Eve.

Draft Pick Ten; Vickie Guerrero To SmackDown!
Last Monday Vickie Guerrero announced she was the new RAW General Manager, however, I think her luck, like always, will run out faster than she hoped. I think the draft will ship her back over to the blue brand and we will see her more pissy than ever.

Well that rounds up my Diva Draft predictions and the switches I would like to see. I think the likeliness of Divas being drafted tonight on RAW is like zero to none. I hope that the Divas get switched alot this year as it's time to see some new feuds and partnerships. Can I get a HOLLER? What's your thoughts on the draft?! Tell us in the cbox if you wish! :)

Happy Easter

2009-04-12T21:05:00.000+01:00

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2009-04-12T15:44:00.001+01:00

NARCUSGFX Diva Draft #1

2009-04-12T14:33:00.005+01:00

New Laptop

2009-04-11T00:05:00.001+01:00

Marc here :)
I have a new laptop! Sooooooo, expect some media updates in the next few days and look out for some features that may appear on both here and OhSoDivalicious!

Something Kinda Oooh, Jumping On My Tutu!

2009-04-08T13:44:00.004+01:00

The new ECW General Manager Tiffany and SmackDown!'s newest bad girl Nikki Bella both have stunning new photoshoots! I can't wait to see what bitchiness Nikki has in store for her sister, or wether she gets drafted to ECW or RAW during the upcoming draft! And I wonder if Tiffany will bring in any more Divas to the land of extreme?!

Tiffany's Diva Profile | Nikki's Diva Profile

WWE General Managers Do Switch-A-Roo

2009-04-08T13:35:00.005+01:00

So if you havne't heard already, each WWE show has a new General Manager. Vickie "EXCUSE ME" Guerrero announced she was now RAW's General Manager and last night on ECW, Teddy Long went to SmackDown! and Tiffany stayed on ECW to be the full time General Manager! I'm pretty shocked that Tiffany is ECW GM, I thought she would of started wrestling on the extreme brand or been drafted in the upcoming draft, to wrestle full time on SmackDown! or RAW. What do you think of this?!

CATFIGHT ON THE CATWALK @ OSD

2009-04-07T21:41:00.001+01:00

Go check out the new feature I added to the new era of OhSoDivalicious!

CLICKY!

Let's Have Some Fun, This Beat Is Sick!

2009-04-06T21:58:00.003+01:00

Despite the 25 Diva Battle Royal being the worst women's wrestling match EVER, you can enjoy 2 snaps of every WWE Diva including the past Divas who took part in the match also. Click the photos above to be redirected to WWE.com's Divas 365 WrestleMania Backstage Beauties page.

The New Era Is Upon Us...

2009-04-04T22:56:00.002+01:00

Trisha's Message;
Its Here! The New Era Is Upon You All! xD
Introducing A Web Team Of Marc, Conor, Lisa & Marcella... Diva Diaries, NarcusGFX & MichelleMcCool-Online Combined! We're Here To Provide You With The Latest Divalicious Gossip & News! Also, We Plan To Bring More Fan-Dabby-Dastic Visitor Interaction, With Polls & Competitions! Seriously, You'd Be Silly To Miss Anything With Daily Updates On Divas Just A Clicky Away (Or You Could Just Make Us Your Homepage! ;D) x

CLICK HERE TO ENTER THE NEW ERA

IRKFUL Diva Mania News

2009-04-04T16:57:00.004+01:00

I was on Gerweck.net earlier, reading the latest news and whatnot and found this snippit of news about the Divas Battle Royal;

25-Diva Miss WrestleMania Battle Royal
Participants include: Melina, Mickie James, Beth Phoenix, Santino Marella, Michelle McCool, Tammy Lynn Sytch, Victoria, Mae Young and Gail Kim

Hopefully it's just one of these 'line-up scheduled to change' things, because if not I will be one very ANRY Royal. Santino Marella? REALLY? I love Mae Young but I think it would be awful if she was to be apart of this match, I mean the poor dear is pushing 90! 'Mania is only a day away, so hopefully things will become more clear tomorow. To read the article mentioned, click here.

The Confessions of A Royal Biatch #8 - My Life Would Suck Without Being Royal!

2009-04-04T03:15:00.003+01:00

To Whom it May Concern;

Oh Dear! Now, I'm one angry little Princess. Even though, Papa Valentine's birthday party [ March 21st ] has passed. Let us Royals wish the elder Royal an EVIL BIRTHDAY! And of course, Mama Valentine's bitchy birthday is on WRESTLEMANIA 25. So let's hope there's good smashings for her. HOLLER! Anywho, let's get onto the CUNTBAGS. Haha, thank a wubby friend of mine for introducing the Royals to the new wordage. So thankies! YAYA!

So it's been awhile since I've last blogged. Why? STUPID UNIVERSITY has been plugging up my life like woah. :) And one of my professors has made ME on angry biatch! But what can ya do? Other than hit the Double team move of the Vaccination Massacre. HOLLERING!!!

So Wrestlemania is tomorrow... let's hope it's a good one, guys.

Onto the news of the weeks....

Tiffany has made an ONLY DIVAS ECW. Erm, thanks WWE for stealing Royals' ideas. We've been there and done that many a times. So let's see if you know what you are doing. I DOUBT it will be rated ROYALLY ACCEPTABLE! However.... yeah? When is it? Did yous forget? Stupid stupid people.

Anyways, last week, Gail KIM finally arrived on the scene kicking Maryse and Michelle's asses! :) Nice return. So this week [ only to US fans ] Maria and Gail defeated Michelle and Maryse. Gail looked good. o.O She's a bit iffy with me. Let's just say if she become superwoman, I will try to smack her nose off.

This is unfinished because we're.....

It's LockDown For The TNA Knockouts!

2009-04-03T14:58:00.005+01:00

After the 25 Diva Battle Royal at WrestleMania, fans of the women's division will be eager to see TNA LockDown, where two TNA Knockout matches will take place!

As of late the TNA Knockouts division has been really confusing. Is Awesome Kong a face? Is Sojourner Bolt a face or heel? Where is Roxxi and why won't she be in this years Queen Of The Cage match!? Anyway, despite all that confusing junk, Awesome Kong will infact be putting her TNA Knockouts Championship on the line as she goes against Taylor Wilde and Angelina Love! I think it's about time that Kong dropped the title now. I love Kong but her title reign has been too lengthy and boring now, it's time to give Love the title I think; let's see how the The Beautiful People will cope with Angelina getting all the attention.

Next is the Queen Of The Cage match! Last years was awesome, but this year theres only four Knockouts taking part? Madison Rayne, Sojourner Bolt, ODB, and Daffney. (The Governer finally HAS A NAME =O!!) Hmmm, I wouldn't know who to put my money on for this match, as TNA are rather odd when it comes to picking winners sometimes. ODB would be my first choice, as she is probably the most popular Knockout in TNA at the moment, but I have a feeling Rayne or Bolt could win the match. Personally, I'd love Daffney to win and I will be rooting for her all the way!

Alumni Divas

2009-04-02T21:48:00.004+01:00

WWE.com added former WWE Divas and participants in the WrestleMania 25 Diva Battle Royal this coming Sunday to their Alumni page; Miss Jackie and Torrie Wilson. You can click the pictures above of the Divas to look at their new profiles. Maybe Nidia Guenard will get her Alumni profile aswell soon.

OMFG!!!

2009-04-02T21:25:00.003+01:00

Only three short days ago I made a post [click to read] about WrestleMania 25 being the return of one of my all time favourites; Nidia Guenard. and today PWPix.net and many other wrestling websites are announcing that Nidia is infact in Houston and is expected to participate in ths Miss WrestleMania Battle Royal!

Former WWE Diva Nidia Guenard is currently in Houston, Texas and expected to participate in the 25-Diva Battle Royal at WrestleMania XXV.

Nidia last appeared in a WWE ring over four years ago, having been released from her contract on November 3, 2004 alongside several other performers in a talent purge.

Following her release from WWE, Nidia wrestled in many independent promotions and tours including Kishi's Nu-Wrestling Evolution in Italy and Último Dragón's Toryumon Mexico.

Shortly thereafter, Nidia decided to retire for the foreseeable future.

It's been too long since I've saw Nidia wrestle, so let's hope and pray it's true and we see Nidia kick some ass again!

Official WWE Diva

2009-04-02T13:35:00.003+01:00

Former TNA Knockouts and WWE Women's Champion, Gail Kim, is finally an official WWE Diva. She now has her own SmackDown! Diva profile complete with bio, and some rather lovely studio photos. I'm pretty excited to see Gail in her first proper match tomorow night on SmackDown! where she will team with Maria, to take on Michelle McCool and Divas Champ, Maryse! I reckon the Divas Champ and Gail Kim could have some pretty cool matches in the future!

The Fantastic Five

2009-04-01T21:39:00.004+01:00

Victoria, Torrie Wilson, Molly Holly, Miss Jackie and Sunny have been confirmed by Eve and Kelly Kelly for the Divas Battle Royal at WrestleMania 25! This means that there are two final places left in the battle royal! One will blatently be Trish Stratus and lets hope the other suprise one will be Lita or Luna Vachon!; but knowing WWE as of late, Santino Marella will be taking up the final place. BOO HISS BOO!

Check out our latest media update too by clicking here!

"Trainwrecks"

2009-04-01T19:46:00.007+01:00

..is what most people described the eighteen Diva tag match on RAW, Brie vs. Nikki and Jenny Cash's news segments..but hey, I disagree completely!

First we have the latest FCW News and Gossip with the most expensive Diva, Jenny Cash! CHA-CHING! This segment wasn't as entertaining as her previous ones; this one seems more playful yet annoying.

Next we have the huge eighteen Diva tag match featuring all the WWE Divas [minus Candice]. Many people pissed and moaned that the match was just over a minute long and that it was soooooooo rubbish. Really? The match itself was really great. It was nice to see Jillian, Katie Lea and Tiffany get into the match. But yeah, I agree with people when they say Santino ruined it. Him wanting to be a WWE Diva is rather boring now. YAWNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Finally we have the Battle Of The Bellas! Brie Bella clashed with Nikki Bella in an interesting match! I liked how Brie hesitated alot while Nikki was more vicious and didn't care. I LOVED how much heat Nikki got and how much the crowd where behind each Diva. Both have improved massively in my opinion. I think as the feud builds up, the next time they lock up, it will be more intense!

WWE Irks Us Fans AGAIN...

2009-03-31T21:35:00.003+01:00

So the fan-dabby-dastic Trisha has enlightened me on WWE's latest way to try and irk and make us fans very angry.

Apparantly WWE are cracking down on WWE fansites; they want to close them down. If this is true and you want to try and stop it whether you own a site yourself or whether you visit a site regularly, then sound off in this petition; but keep it clean or Trisha will be the death of you. ;]

Twintastic!

2009-03-31T01:15:00.005+01:00

Forget our Twin-O-Meter for a minute and pay attention to this twintastic news! Brie Bella and Nikki Bella will finally have that one on one match we've all been wanting to see on tomorow nights ECW! I'd say Nikki will win, because Brie got the win in the mixed tag match, but face over heel always works better! We'll be posting the full match after ECW!

Unfortunately, it also looks like the all Diva ECW has gone DOWN the pan! That's a real shame as I along with every other Diva fan would of loved to have seen the WWE Divas claw at one another all night!!

18 Diva Tag Match Tonight On RAW!

2009-03-30T22:34:00.002+01:00

Underneath Kelly Kelly's Daily Diva picture reads;

"see Kelly Kelly take part in an 18-Diva Tag Team Match tonight on Raw"

So will this tag match be a complete mess like the last one, or will the Divas prove us wrong and give us an entertaining bout which lasts longer than three minutes?! We'll have to tune in to find out I guess!

International Women!

2009-03-30T21:18:00.005+01:00

NEW! [WWE Divas Gallery]
Gail; 3 Signatures
Katie; 1 Signature
Rosa; 1 Signature, 1 Avatar

NEW! [TNA Knockouts Gallery]
The Beautiful People; 1 Signature

WM25; Return Of Nidia?

2009-03-30T16:37:00.004+01:00

Nidia broke into the wrestling business after competing and going on to win the first ever WWF Tough Enough competition back in 2001. Her along with her co-winner Maven, made a few appearances on SmackDown! before being assigned to OVW to begin their training.

After fueding with vicious vixxen Victoria in OVW, Nidia was called back up to the main SmackDown! roster, where she became Jamie Noble's girlfriend and the stalker of The Hurricane. King Of The Ring 2002 saw Nidia lead Jamie Noble to his first Cruiserwieight Championship! During the course of her time as a heel on SmackDown!, we saw Nidia face off with Torrie Wilson many times in singles matches and various intergender tag matches.

As she grew more and more popular, WWE threw her into a huge storyline. Tajiri spat black mist into Nidia's face, "blinding" her. Whilst Nidia couldn't see, Jamie Noble would throw her into opponents and inject her into his matches to aid him cheap victories. As the story grew and grew, Nidia finally turned on Noble, leading to a match at No Way Out 2004; a blindfold match! As Nidia was about to win, Noble lifted up his blindfold and cheated. He locked Nidia in a submission hold, making her tap out.

In the 2004 WWE Draft, Nidia was drafted over to RAW where she defeated Molly Holly in her debut RAW match. Nidia had a short career on RAW and was mostly found on HEAT, facing Jazz, Gail Kim or teaming with Victoria to take on different mixed tag teams. On November 3 in 2004, Nidia along with many other Superstars and Divas, was released from her WWE contract. This came as a huge shock to me and Nidia fans alike.

After being released, Nidia went on to wrestle at various independant promotions before giving birth to her daughter, Lilith Fae Dal Bosco, in April 2007.

Now, I was and still am a major Nidia mark. She is one of my all time favourites and it would be awesome to have her get back into the ring at WrestleMania 25. But I somehow doubt she will. What do you think? Let us know in the cbox!

CHA-CHING!

2009-03-27T19:28:00.004Z

We love to bring you the news and gossip from the most expensive Diva, Jenny Cash! If you missed them, then take a look back at her last two segments!

Playboy Poll Results!

2009-03-27T19:04:00.003Z

On the 8th of February I placed a poll on the WWE Divas Gallery page ("If WWE wasn't PG, which WWE Diva would have been WWE's Playboy Covergirl for 2009?") and I decided it was about time to close the poll as WrestleMania is just around the corner! We had a total of sixty-four votes and want to thank everyone who voted! Check out the results table below to see who you thought would grace this years Playboy!

Maryse scooped up the most amount of votes, followed by RAW Divas Kelly Kelly and Melina. To view the breakdown of the pie chart, then click here!

You Get The Best Of Both Worlds!

2009-03-26T21:41:00.002Z

NARCUSGFX's Twin-O-Meter is back after just a day, and we're here with another pair of look-a-like Divas! First we have a four time WWE Women's Champion, Mickie James;

and below, we have THE teen pop sensation, ~~Hannah Montana~~ Miley Cyrus!

Now while the pictures of the pair of Divas may not look oh-so-similar, when I watch the TV show Hannah Montana [YES I watch that rubbish!] and when I watch Mickie James, there's an odd similarity between their actions, faces, expressions and voices. I will give them a 75% on the Twin-O-Meter scale! Agree? Disagree? Slap your comments in the cbox again!

Watch Mickie James In Action | Watch Miley Cyrus In Action

Wanna Be The Butterfly Champion?

2009-03-26T20:52:00.004Z

Well now you can with your own replica WWE Divas title belt! Wrestling Shop Zone, based in the UK has finally released the belt into it's online shop! So, if you're interested, click here to be redirected to the very expensive replica!

These Two Look 'EXTREMELY' Alike!

2009-03-25T23:43:00.003Z

I believe we are the first Women Of Wrestling [correct me if I'm wrong] website to introduce this feature. I will pick out Divas, Knockouts or other lady wrestlers and pick someone who looks / is suppose to look / or doesn't look like them and square them off in NARCUSGFX's Twin-O-Meter! So, to kick off the Twin-O-Meter, we have ECW's Tiffany and Mollie, from the UK girl group, The Saturdays! Check them out below..

The resemblance of these two vixxens is uncanny! They look more alike then the Bella Twins! Talk about 100% on the Twin-O-Meter scale! What do you all think? Slap your thoughts up in the cbox! :)

Watch Tiffany In Action | Watch Mollie In Action

We're Still Alive...

2009-03-25T23:42:00.002Z

The net is finally fixed AGAIN! So, ignore my stupid computer's behaviour and get ready for a new feature on NARCUSGFX!!

SMALL BREAK....AGAIN!!!

2009-03-21T21:27:00.002Z

The internet stick on my computer decided to malfunction and break a couple of days ago therefore I won't be posting for a few more days until I get a new one. Thanks for sticking with us!

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Happy St. Patricks Day!

2009-03-17T16:04:00.002Z

Myself and Marcella wanna wish all of you a happy St. Patricks Day wether you celebrate it or not! :)

Also, take a look at Eve's new photoshoot, it's 'spot on'....CLICK!